It's your rule. Never speak the formula.

You told me to keep it in... this bottle.

[dinging]

This is it, Plankton. Gently, now...

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[gasping]

Gasp.

How could you do this, SpongeBob?

Giving me secret formula to this impostor?!

Don't listen to him, SpongeBob.

Remember: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

SpongeBob, no! Don't listen to him. I'm the real Mr. Krabs.

Don't listen to him. He's obviously a robot.

Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not,

at least I'm well put together.

Not some rusted-out, steam-driven pile of junk!

Who are you calling steam-driven...?

Quiet!

Until I know who the real Mr. Krabs is,

nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.

Tartar sauce?!

Take it easy with that thing, son.

[screaming]

I'll do the talking around here.

I think I'll just ask you two a couple of questions.

Questions only the real Mr. Krabs could answer.

Okay, then.

First question: What time does the Krusty Krab open?

9:30 a.m.

Right. That's one strike, Mr. Fake.

- But-- - Nuh-uh-uh!

I'm running this quiz show, I'll ask the questions.

If there's gonna be any 'buts,' they're gonna be from me.

Okay, question number two:

How much does a Krabby Patty cost?

$2.99!

On Wednesday.

99 cents!

Right again!

You're starting to look pretty phony right about now.

I'd be nervous if I were you.

Now only the really real Mr. Krabs could answer this.

If we're discussing the secret formula

on the third Wednesday in January

and it's not raining outside after we've gargled

with vanilla pudding, what do we do?

That's an easy one.

You just... just... let's see... if its... uh...

if it's January... with... with vanilla pudding...

you... uh... pass?

Wait, SpongeBob! Give me another chance!

- No! - So long, Imitation Krabs!

Buh-bye!

I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs, here you go.

Thank you, SpongeDupe.

[laughing]

Oop! Don't forget your lucky penny.

[laughing]

Yoinks.

This must be your lucky day. [laughing]

Self-destruct coin slot has been activated.

Ten seconds till detonation.

Coin-operated self-destruct...

Not one of my better ideas. Heeeelp!!!

Ouch!

If that was Plankton... Uh-oh!

Help! Get away! No!

Mr. Krabs!

Ooh... yum-yum!

Back, you hungry hand, back! Help!!

Gee, Mr. Krabs. I'm sorry. I thought you were a phony.

Phew, that's okay, me lad.

Long as the secret formula's safe again.

However, that penny's coming out of your paycheck.

[both laughing]

[SpongeBob] Really?

Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

Why, yes. Yes, I am.

Then you've just won $1 million.

[gasping]

You just have to answer one question.

What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

Yes? Yes?

Yes?!

The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property

of the Krusty Krab is only to be discussed

in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs.

Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.

Restrictions apply. Results may vary.

[groaning]

That's it!

You better cough up that secret formula

or else!

Plankton.

Krabs!

Plankton!

Krabs!

SpongeBob.

You can't do this to me, Krabs.

I went to college!

Ouch.

That Plankton is a clever beast.

You've got to keep a sharp eye out for 'em, SpongeBob.

The Krabby Patty law must be enforced.

The future of the Krusty Krab depends on it.

Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.

As long as these pants are square

and this sponge is Bob, I will not let you down!

Uh, SpongeBob, could you let me down?