Do you have a bandage?

你有繃帶嗎?

No, I don't

不,我沒有

I scraped my knee falling for you

為了見你,我刮傷了我的膝蓋

Wanna put your number in my phone?

可以要你的電話嗎?

No, I'm sorry, I'm taken

我很抱歉,我有男朋友了

By me?

那個人是我嗎?

No, by him

不是,是他

Oh...

喔.....

Are you single? -No, I'm married with three kids

你單身嗎?不,我結婚了而且有三個小孩

I'd like to have three sons that are my age.

我很高興有三個跟我同年的兒子

You wanna give me your number? -No, sorry

你想要給我你的號碼嗎?-不,抱歉

It was a good effort. -Half a number?

這是個很好的提議-一半的號碼也可以

Do you wanna be my girlfriend?

你想當我的女友嗎?

I'm a little old for you, honey

對你來說我有點老了,寶貝

She's my old lady, so you gotta kick my ass first, that's the rule

她是我的女人,你得先把我幹掉才能得到她,這是規矩

Oh...but I'm a little sore, I've been working out

喔....可是因為我一直工作,身體有點不舒服

Hey, babies

嗨,寶貝

You guys want to have a field trip in my pants

你們想和我來一個氣喘吁吁的校外教學嗎?

No?

不要?

Alright, just go ahead and give me your number

好吧.要不然給我你的電話號碼

Can I get a water cup and your number?

可以給我一杯水和你的電話號碼嗎?

No?

不要嗎?

I can give you the water cup

我可以給你一杯水

But you can call me when you're 18

但你滿18歲了再來找我吧

Excuse me, are you single? -I'm not, sorry

不好意思,你單身嗎?-我不是

Can I have your number? -I'm sorry

你可以給我電話號碼嗎?-不好意思

No? -No, I'm sorry. -Here, go ahead

不要?-抱歉-好吧,你就走吧

I can't, I'm sorry. -Really?

我不能給你-你認真?

Is your dad a baker? -No

你爸爸是烘培師嗎?-不是

Cause you got nice buns

因為你有像麵包一樣柔軟的屁股

What's your name? Are you single?

你叫什麼名字?你單身嗎?

I just really want your number

我真的真的很想要你的電話號碼

If you get your girlfriend to give me her number, I'll just leave

如果你幫我拿到你女朋友的電話,我就會離開

You got some nerve, dude

你很有勇氣,老兄

Do you work at Hooter's?

你在餐廳工作嗎?

Yeah. -Really? -Really

對啊-真的?-真的

You wanna give me your number?

你想要給我你的電話號碼嗎?

No? -No. -Oh, okay

不要?-不要-喔,好吧

Excuse me

不好意思

How much does it cost to get your number?

多少錢才能買到你的電話號碼?

what?

什麼?

How much does your number cost? -My number?

你的電話號碼多少錢?-我的號碼?

My number's not for sale

我的號碼不販售的

It's not? -No, it's not, sorry. -I can't order it?

不賣嗎?-是啊,抱歉-我不能預定嗎?

If you're here, then who's running heaven?

如果你在人間,那是誰在天堂上跑呢?

Do you want to go to dinner? -No, I don't. -No?

你想要和我一起吃晚餐嗎?-我不想-不要嗎?

Do you wanna give me your number? -No, I don't

給我你的電話號碼,好嗎?-不,不要

Would you make me a sandwich?

可以幫我做個三明治嗎?

I just want your number. -Now? Oh, I'm sorry

我只是想要你的電話號碼-現在?喔,不好意思

I think it's probably, like, illegal. -I think so

我覺得這應該是犯法的吧-我也覺得

It's not illegal. -Yeah. -It is? -Yeah

這才不是犯法-這是犯法-是嗎?-對

Really?

真的?

Excuse me. -Yeah? -Did we go to a different school together? -No

不好意思-嗯?-我們一起走去上學過嗎?-沒有吧

They're feisty, huh?

他們真活潑啊,是吧?

Are you from Tennessee? -No

你來自田納西嗎?-不是

Cause you're the only ten I see

因為你是我看過最甜的人

Can I have your number? -No, I'm not interested

我可以跟你要電話號碼嗎?-不,我沒興趣

You're like five

你應該才五歲吧

You need Jesus

你需要耶穌

I do, huh?

我需要嗎?

And a Bible...

還有聖經...

Give me your number. -No

給我你的號碼-不要

You wanna do it. -No, I don't

你想要給我-不,我才不想

Go ahead and put it in. Yeah, just put it in

你只要輸入就好.對,快點輸入

Do you mind if I take this girl out to Chuck E. Cheese's?

你介意我帶你的女友去吃丹丹漢堡嗎?

Excuse me, babies

不好意思,寶貝

Wanna have a field trip in my pants?

想要和我來個氣喘吁吁的校外教學嗎?

No?

不要?

What, no. Is that how you pick up girls?

什麼?不.這是你把妹的招嗎?

If you do you're gonna have to sign a permission slip

如果你要跟我一起去,你需要簽個許可證

You need to, uhm, work on your picking up

你需要,嗯,加強一下技巧

Yeah, I do

好吧,我可能需要

You really do, though. -It's been a, it's been a minute

你真的需要-已經一分鐘了還沒成功

It's been more than a minute

不只一分鐘吧

Can I have your number?

我可以要你的電話號碼嗎?

Is it, is it fine with you?

這,這可以嗎?

I like the women the way I like peanut butter: chunky

我喜歡女人的程度就像我喜歡花生醬一樣,胖妞

You calling me fat? -No... Just a little

你說我肥?-沒有...一點點而已

I need to call my mom, can I use your phone, please?

我要打給我媽,我可以用你的電話嗎?拜託

Can I trust you not to take it? -Yeah, you can hold my leg

我可以相信你不把它拿走嗎?-當然,你可以抓住我的腳

Alright, hold your leg

好了,抓住你了

Oh. I'll call you later on

喔,我等下打給你

Oh my god

天啊

That was the slickest...

這太狡猾了...