You'll get this star back when you earn it.

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Mrs. Puff, is it nap time?

Notice how he comes gently to a stop sign.

Now this driver with no regard for safety...

[screaming]

[screaming]

Well, at least he had his seat belt on.

[screaming]

Today is once again the day

of SpongeBob's boating school exam.

But more importantly, this is the last test for the year.

And if SpongeBob does not pass this one,

it means another whole year of boating school!

[groaning]

What happen?

The break, son!

Aye, aye, sir.

Here you go, sir.

All I had to do was unscrew two little bolts.

I'm gonna stop this thing. Tell my wife I love her.

Come get some.

Man down! Man down!

Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

Hey, SpongeBob.

Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop the boat right now.

I can't see! I can't see!

My pants!

[laughing] You will soon be mine.

[belching]

[yelping]

[screaming]

[honking]

Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch!

The seniors are getting cranky!

[screaming]

Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still--

[sirens blaring]

All right, seniors, let's open these windows

so the world can see your nice white clothes.

[screaming]

Shh.

[door creaking]

SpongeBob, what are you doing here so late?

Whatever this is, it's going on your permanent record.

What's our Boat Smart's boater up to now?

You guessed it.

He's adjusting his mirror before he begins boating,

unlike this degenerate boater.

[screaming]

Ah, perfect.

Hey! Use your mirrors, fool!

Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me, I haven't adjusted this one yet.

Uh. Can't see. Oh.

Ha-- [screaming]

Ow.

- Oh. Oh. - Don't forget to signal.

Oh, thanks for that Mrs. Puff-

I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!

The wheel, SpongeBob, the wheel.

Cheating, I'm a cheater. Cheater!

No! No! No! It's quite all right.

You can cheat.

No, I'm cheating.

- SpongeBob! - I'm cheating!

Cheat that way. That way!

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.

- It's okay to cheat today. - No!

That way! That way! Cheat that way!

Cheater! [crashing]

Oh, SpongeBob, why?

Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.

My leg!

[screaming]

Don't worry, Mr. delivery man, I got this.

No!

Good morning, Mrs. Puff.

It almost was.

Would you like a baby worm?

A what?

[screaming]

That's it. I don't care anymore. This isn't worth it.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff, I know what I did wrong.

Don't worry, Mrs. Puff, I got it this time.

No, SpongeBob, not again.

Oh. Oh, no! We're airborne!

Finally, and most importantly, a driver with boats smarts

always pays attention to his surroundings

and avoids distractions.

Notice how this driver's eyes are locked firmly on the road.

And here we have the epitome of a driver

who is carelessly distracting himself from the road

and safety.

[humming]

Ooh. Ooh.

[honking]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning, honking]

[shrieking] Jerk!

Hi, there.

Help, lunatic driver! [screaming]

How's it going?

[screaming]

- I can't feel my hair. - My leg!

SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts

shows contempt for his boater brethren and the law.

Lalalalalalalalala! Whee!

Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff.

[screaming]

[honking]

Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!

[laughing]

Never mind.

Well, Mrs. Puff,

looks like I have to get my boating license after all.

See you tomorrow in class.

Lalalalalalalalala.

Oh, joy.