Hi! I'm Noah

嗨！我是諾亞

and today we will be talking about pets!

今天呢我們要聊聊關於寵物的二三事

oh my gosh...

噢天啊

and apparently this is my first ever TV commercial

很顯然地這是我第一支的電視廣告

*Dinosaur chicken noises*

*恐龍雞叫*

there once was 2 dogs named Barney and...and Ed

而同時也有兩隻狗狗-巴尼和愛德

they both, they both had a friendship

牠們是超級好朋友

it would never end

牠們的友誼一定會永留存

apparently! apparently!

很顯然地！很顯然地！

but he didn't like any of the food

但他一點都不喜歡這些食物

and it made his farts stink all day and night

這讓牠一天到晚都放臭屁

i'm tryin to touch my toes

我試著去摸摸我的腳指頭

I like ca...I like dogs better

我喜歡貓...我更喜歡狗

because they like to lick your face

因為他們很喜歡舔你的臉

*dog sounds*

*狗狗的聲音*

well first you're going to have to train them to be a good boy

一開始呢你必須訓練牠們成為一隻好狗兒

and second, you're going to have to play fetch...

再來，你必須讓牠們學會玩飛接

FETCH!

快接！

healthy dog food (whispers)

健康的狗食（小聲說）

well apparently Freshpet food is the best food than ordinary dog food

很顯然地「Freshpet food」是比傳統狗食更棒的食物

he wants to eat it every night, every day

牠每天從早到晚都想吃

*dinosaur chicken sounds*

*恐龍雞叫*

apparently, now that's some good food!

很顯然地，這裡有些很棒的食物

by the way, you can keep on playing some TNT on that one

順道一提，你可以繼續玩你的TNT（一種線上遊戲）

but don't blow it up until you have something captured in there

但在你奪取戰利品之前可不要炸毀它

this is the greatest pet food!

這是前所未見超棒的寵物食品！

for a pet!

專門為寵物設計的！

and I also keep my dog's food in the fridge

我把我家的狗食放在冰箱裡

you know what

你知道嗎

and I think Simba will be fresh as a turkey on Thanksgiving

我想辛巴會跟萬聖節的火雞一樣新鮮

my nickname Apparently Kid so uh

我的暱稱是顯然弟所以..

apparently you if

很顯然地如果你

if you don't know my name just say Apparently Kid

如果你不知道我的名字可以叫我顯然弟就好

and and uh and

然後....然後

and uh, phone number...

然後..恩我的電話號碼是...

5

5

*beep*

消音

zero

0

*beep*

消音

2

2

*beep*

消音

7

7

just call the Apparently Kid when you see this commercial

當你看到這支廣告時就直接打給顯然弟我吧

bye and apparently!

掰掰，很顯然地

I'm the winnerrrrrrr!!!!

我是贏家!!!

what is your favorite type of uh...

你最喜歡的...恩...

dinosaur?

恐龍種類是什麼？

and it can't be a bird because birds are already existed

絕對不會是鳥喔因為鳥還存在這世界上