That sure looks like fun.

Yeah, can't wait to ride it.

[cheering]

Tickets, please.

No ticket. I must have left it at home.

I swallowed my ticket.

I guess we're not gonna be riding

the Fist O' Pain today.

Hold on a second,

there's your tickets in your back pockets.

Only a real baby would be afraid of a roll... Whoa!

I can't believe it, Patrick. It's Glovey Glove.

Get over there and I'll take your picture with him.

- Get closer, Patrick. - Uh-uh.

Come on, closer. That's it, a little more.

Now hold onto his thumb. Give me a big smile.

How do I look?

Wow, I look great.

Here's the pitch.

[screaming]

They're going! They're going!

We're gone!

[screaming]

You're outta there! Whatever.

[screaming] Oh, my baby's eyes!

- Patrick. - Yeah?

I think we overdid it.

[screaming]

Glove World makes me forget all my troubles and my name.

You're right. I forgot all about biting my... NAILS!

[howling]

Yeah!

[grunting]

[screaming]

Huh!

Hey, you! Give me that!

Knuckle 20 to the base.

We've got a nail biter in Pinky Land.

Oh. Wow.

[laughing]

Jail time jackpot!

Please don't do that.

[laughing]

- Sorry. - Yeah, he's sorry.

All right, close number five.

[laughing]

Hmm?

[laughing]

Whoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

[laughing]

The mitten!

[clearing throat] I mean, the mitten.

Well, that ride's for babies.

Yeah, let's ride it just to see how baby-fied it is.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoo.

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[whimpering]

[screaming]

[whimpering]

I guess that ride was too much for the little guy.

Goodbye, Glove Drop.

So many fond memories on this ride.

I know, Patrick, but we have to be brave.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Where to next, Patrick?

I think you know where, pal.

Okay, Patrick, this is it. Do you remember what to say?

SpongeBob, I'm not stupid.

Come one, come all to the new improved...

[whispering] Hall of Mirrors.

Hall of Mirrors.

Wow! New and improved?

Wow, that's fantastic.

It's working.

Oh. I'll try it.

Hey! What kind of mirror is this?!

Ow!

I'm glad they're closing this place down.

- Want some? - No, thanks, Patrick.

Um, you've got ice cream in your eyebrows.

Yeah, that's the problem with this brand.

I'll be right back.

Hurry back! So we can go on the ride!

[screaming]

What's the matter, SpongeBob?

Oh, delicious dairy treat, I don't know what to do.

Patrick's your best friend. You can't let him down.

I know but the ride is really scary.

You want to see scary? I'll show you scary.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

You like that? You like that? Huh, you like that?

[sighing]

- Do you hear that? - Excuse me.

No, not that, it was- Oh, no, Patrick, look!

Oh, no!

What am I looking at?

The Ferris Wheel has ripped free of its moorings!

- Then you mean... - Uh-huh.

It somehow ripped free of its moorings!

[screaming]

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

We must remain seated at all times!

We have to jump before this thing crashes!

Come on!

Bu-bu-bu-bu? But you know I'm allergic to jumping!

You know that!

Patrick, it's now or never! You can do this!

I, uh, oh, if you say so.

- Nice job, Patrick. - Thanks.

Look!

[screaming]

One more time!

You know, this is the line for the bathroom?

[laughing] We've gone eight times.

And I went three times all by myself.

I'm going to walk away now.

- Bye. - Have fun.

The Glove Boat,

my most favorite ride in the entire Glove Kingdom.

And it's the last time we're ever gonna ride it.

Come on, buddy. Let's take our seats.

[both] Whee.

Whoa! Whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Step right up and try our latest glove-tastic ride!

Experience the 'awww'-pocalypse! At the Glove Launch!

Awww... [screaming]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Alright, yay-yeah!

[screaming]

What do you mean I'm too short to ride this ride?

I built this!

Sorry, buddy, rules is rules.

Now, we don't have to face our fears.

The ride is broken.

Yeah!

Ah, wait, it's fine.

Huh?

Have fun.

[screaming]

Patrick, I don't wanna face my fears!

I'm afraid of 'em!

[whimpering]

Goodbye, Patrick.

Goodbye, SpongeBob.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Please wait until the car has come to a complete stop.

And stop crying.

It's over, you can get out now.

We did it!

Well, there she is, Patrick.

It's time to say goodbye to the Tilt-A-Hurl.

[music playing]

Goodbye, Tilt-A-Hurl. Ooh.

[music playing]

- Ooh! - Ow.

[music playing]

Ow.

[music playing]

[groaning]

[music playing]

Ow.

[music playing]

We'll miss you.

Is that your boyfriend?

Well, I am a boy, and I am her friend.

[laughing]

SpongeBob, stand here for a second.

[laughing]

Just thought we should take this moment for posterity.

[laughing]

Pearl's got a boyfriend. Pearl's got a boyfriend.

I didn't know you had a girlfriend.

Quiet! He is not my boyfriend!

That was fast. Don't worry, buddy.

There's plenty of fish in the streetcar.

[snoring]

Excuse me,

[screaming]

[screaming]

Much better.

Please, please. I've always wanted to try it on.

And also this hat you lent me earlier

is starting to get a little worn out. See.

Well, sure, why not. I mean, what could go wrong?

Thanks. [laughing]

Here you go, little boy.

Thanks.

Oh, oh! Glove ice cream!

[screaming]

Thanks.

Park mascot, cutting in line?

And he stole my cream!

[mumbling]

[screaming]

Wow. I never knew how great smelling bad can be.

There are no lines for anything.

How you doing back there, Old Man Jenkins?

I'm not--

Yeah, we know. Not scared cause ya can't smell.

[laughing] We love you, man.

Oh, no!

I'm out of coral on a stick.

Time to chomp through the fried barnacles.

At this time, survival looks bleak

for the little yellow sponge.

No! This is my worst nightmare!

I don't have a drink.

[screaming]

What's that sound?!

I don't know! Hold me, SpongeBob!

[screaming]

Huh?

[giggling]

Hey, the hull of great romance.

Look, Pearl, a sweet, adorable cherub.

Pearl, I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove.

It's the tunnel of evil!

[moaning]

Pearl?

What's that noise?

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[growling]

She's gonna blow!

[screaming]

Welcome to the wonderfully whimsical

and wickedly woven World of the Glove.

♪ World of Glove World of Glove ♪

♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves! ♪

♪ If you want To wear something ♪

♪ On your hand or fist ♪

♪ There's really nothing Quite like gloves! ♪

♪ And if you don't want To leave fingerprints ♪

♪ I've got a pair That you're just gonna love! ♪

♪ If you want Complete knuckle protection ♪

♪ When you stick your hand Inside a block of cheese ♪

♪ A glove is The thing you want ♪

♪ A glove is The thing you need ♪

♪ So wear a glove If you please ♪

♪ Get yourself Some fourchettes ♪

♪ Gussets, tranks, and quirks ♪

♪ Slap a pair of thumbs On that ♪

♪ And you've got a look That works ♪

[cheering]

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Glove testing?

Ooh.

Heh heh heh!

[indistinct chatter]

- Ooh. - A success.

Guard glove training?

Release the gloves!

[barking]

Aw, they must smell Gary.

[bell ringing, barking]

Tell Mom I love her!

[groaning]

[panting, whistling]

[groaning]

[grunting]

Really breezy.

[grunting]

[screaming]

We're closed!

[screaming]

Whoo! There is nothing better

than spending 18 hours at Glove World.

Even if my feet are a bit tired.

[snoring]

Mine are hungry.

[sighing] Too bad the Krusty Krab

doesn't stay open this late.

Of course it does. See.

Huh? Mr. Krabs never mentioned we had a night shift.

[grunting]

[clearing throat]

Let me get my wallet.

Wait, let me check this pocket.

No. Patrick, you got any change?

How much do you need?

How much is it?

- 50 cents. - 50 cents.

- Nope. - Oh!

- Let me catch my other pocket. - Forget it.