You're kidding, right.

No, I'm serious.

I want a chump stick.

Okay, if you insist.

Oh no, please don't sue Me.

Mm I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum.

Now this was so good.

I'm gonna have to come back tomorrow.

Here you go.

See you in the morning.

Did you see that?

I didn't even have to threaten his life.

He loved it.

Here you go, sir.

A king size ultra crabby supreme with the works double batter fried on a stick.

Thanks barnacle head, pardon me, you forgot your mayonnaise.

Thanks.

Look at them eating that garbage.

It's disgusting.

They're sickening gentlemen and welcome to the chum bucket.

Would you like seating inside or outside, seating for what?

For the chum bucket where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum.

Oh boy, this is so good chum is, wait a minute eating some.

Do people do that?

No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.

He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy.

He wants to eat us because he's hungry fellas, leave this to me.

Mhm.

Step right up gents, get a delicious chum burger right here.

Big johnny will eat anything.

Have a chum burger johnny, sir.

Go on sir.

Tell your buddies.

What you think I'm gonna try one of rag boy's burgers.

Here you are, sir, you are the first to taste a crabby patty.

Uh huh edible.

Hold it down.

This is the most flavor tastic sensation, my still developing.

What's Woodward?

You can't throw out a crabby patty, that is just wrong, but this one is rotten samples Woodward No crabby patty can ever truly be rotten here.

Look, wow.

Oh, that looks delicious.

Why don't you take another box?

You know, this stuff is hideously inedible, but your decor is so amazing.

I can't resist spending my money here.

two orders of chum nuggets please.

That certainly is chum.

And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense.

Oh, I'll take that.

Eat your twisted blackened money grubbing heart out crabs.

I'm even profiting off your most loyal ally.

I'm running out of space for this stuff.

Got an empty safe.

I can borrow crabs.

But seriously, this is getting really heavy patrick isn't this place amazing.

Here's your chum nuggets buddy.

I almost forgot your chum kabob.

I guess you don't come down here for the food anyway.

You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor of the chum caverns and the gift shop.

Oh, that's right, Patrick.

The gift shop.

Where's the love Spongebob?

What happened to the crabby patties?

I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me.

This is obscene P.

U.

What's that awful stench?

You're not boiling your underpants again, are you?

I told you to turn off that laugh track, if you must know I Made sauce, but when I add patrick's D.

N.

A.

To it.

It'll become salsa imbecilic asse.

It's, I'll serve it to crabs and it'll make him so dumb.

He'll just give me the secret formula.

I think I prefer the boiling underpants.

It's just a little old crabby patty smothered in jellyfish jelly.

I call it a crabby patty with jellyfish jelly.

Could I try some?

Sure Hong kong.

Amazing.

I've got to tell someone about this.

Hey, all you people, hey, all you people, hey all you people won't you listen to me?

I just had a sandwich.

No ordinary sandwich.

A sandwich filled with jellyfish.

And you got to try this sandwich.

It's no ordinary sandwich.

Yeah.

Just give it a bit about the mood about inanity now.

Thank you chum on a stick.

Get your fresh chum right here.

Some chum for you miss.

Well all this, waiting around for someone to get mauled is making me a bit hungry Here, take this one.

It's fresh and warm.

Like my hospitality.

Why?

Thank you.

Just $10 please?

$10.

Why would I pay $10 when I can go across the street and get a crabby patty for $1.

Exactly.

You don't get this kind of entertainment with a crabby patty, do you?

No, I suppose not.

$10 or the fight's off.

Fine, whatever there you are.

I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer of you already.

That was appalling.

What was in that?

Oh, just the usual ingredients.

Some jellyfish squeezing whale blubber, seahorse snout and a Sprinkle of Ankara rust barnacles.

That's foul.

Oh nope.

I was wrong.

Looks okay.

Sure is a fine looking pizza.

Yeah.

What's that?

Is that the cheese?

Yeah, I'm not pepperoni.

Yeah.

Oh, looks good.

Huh?

Here's your chum bucket supreme enjoy patrick my boy.

You really earned that promotion.

Birds boss.

If that impostor wants a crabby patty, then by Neptune will give him one.

You're dancing with the Krab man.

Now join me boy or you're fired.

It doesn't seem right, but it feels so good.

Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

Hold on.

I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office.

Oops.

I dropped it in the toilet.

Well, fish it out and I'll dry it with my gym socks.

Why?

That's the most diabolical crabby patty ever spawned.

I call it the nasty patty.

Hey, hurry up with that patty.

Here you are sir, enjoy.

Hello, delicious.

Come to papa.

Listen, he ate it.

Look at him, joke.

Oh, look at him supper.

Did you see that boy?

Damn.

Oh, who took my blue blanky.

Huh?

This is the secret stuff doesn't look very promising.

Oh, just taste it already.

Well, the smell doesn't make me retch.

Hey, that ain't bad at all.

It's actually amazing.

Oh, this is gold in the form of chum squid word, my friend.

You'll be the toast of bikini bottom.

This recipe is going to make you a star a star a star Back for more of my delicious chum.

I see.

Not this time.

Huh?

Not ever again.

The deal's off computer.

I can't eat another bite of that slop.

No matter how much you pay me, I have eaten 10 of those things and I've already had to go to the doctor twice.

Oh, if you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped again.

I should have known.

Why would anyone ever eat my slop?

Yeah.

There he goes again.

Cut it out.

Plankton.

What?

It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form.

Oh, woe is me quickly.

Now.

Is the time to beat a hasty retreat.

What?

And miss this?

They never enjoyed myself more.

This irony is pretty good stuff.