Iftechnologywasbanned, whowouldwinin a fightbetweenjerryandrick?
Letusknowbelownumber 10.
TurningthetablesontheTinatearsaftermortyfallsforPlanetTina, helearnsthatshe's manifestedbyTinatears, a groupofadultswhoholdelementalringsandexploitherforprofit.
Heybuddy, youwantanautograph?
It's 20 bucks a popNoEddie, he's myfriendmorty.
Thesearemykids.
TheTinatears, it's prettymuch a darkreimaginingofCaptainPlanetasEddieattacksmortytostophimfrominterferingmortygoeson a rampage, bitingoffEddie's fingerandburninghimalivewiththefirering.
TheotherTinatearsarein a dealtosellPlanetTinawhenmortyburstinandkillsthemall, fewscenesanimatedorotherwisecontainasmanybrutalorcreativekillsinsuch a shorttime.
PlanetTinagoesontopulloffsomeofherownasshefightsenvironmentaldestructionenoughtoeventurnmortyoffnumbernine, a father's fatalmistake.
Ifthishadhappenedonearthjerry.
Would 100% beunaliveinthisseasontwoepisodejerryhas a moraldilemmaaboutsacrificinglittlejerrysoitcanbeusedas a replacementhearttosavethebelovedalienshrimpleepebbles.
Ifyouwanttokeepyourpenis, youshouldsayoutloud, I prefertokeepmypenis, butbethwhatkindofmanwouldsaysomethinglikethatiftheuniverseneededhispenis?
Welljerry, whatkindofwifewould I beif I didanythingtostandinyourway?
Butwhenjerryhasdoubtsandeveryoneslateshim, hesnapsandchangeshismindagainasthesyntheticheartisbeinginstalledinPebbles, jerryinterruptstheoperationwith a weaponofsorts, notsofastMrsmith, whatareyoudoing?
Areyouinsane?
Hethenstripsandrunsattheunconsciousaliendeclaringhe's a goodpersonandthat's whenitgetsgraphic, he's shotbysecurityguards 57 timesinfrontofhisfamily.
Butsinceithappenedinthisalienhospital, jerrywasfixedin a licketysplit, thankfullyyou'rein a supersophisticatedaliahospital.
Soitwasbasicallylikegetting a splinterremoved.
Numbereightmaximusfreaksoutwithrickmortyandthevindicatorisstuckin a sawesquenightmarethatricksetupwhiledrunkthingswentofftherailsfortheparodysuperheroes, rick, Isthis a sawthing.
Areyouseriously?
Sawingthevindicator, morty?
I'm a drunk, not a hack, prettysoonaftertheriverVancemaximus A.
K A renegadestarsoldierfreaksoutanddecidestoleavedespiterick's warnings.
Maybe a coupleofthem, butdefinitelynotthetrainguys, allofthem.
Okaynumberseven, wastingthewealthyrickandmortyloves a goodparodyandforthisepisodeitwasthepurgesturn, it's likethepurgemorty.
Thatmovie, Thepurge.
Ohhaveyoubeenherebefore?
No, no, but I'vebeento a fewplanetswiththesamegimmickafterrickandmortyarestrandedonanalienworldduringthefestival, basicallythepurgemortycutslooseslaughtering a violentmoblaterrickandlocalgirlarethreeshavisitthewealthypeopleresponsibleforthefestivalinpowersuits.
I knowyou'rerealbecause I have a tonofbadmemorieswithyouafterbeinginfectedwith a parasiticalienthatimplantspositivememoriesandtakestheformofquirkycharacters.
Thesmithsknowtheyhavetogonuts.
Anyonewhotheyhave a negativememoryaboutlives.
Sowhataboutsummer?
Whyam I alwaysyourgoto?
I didn't, She's real.
She's mybitchof a sister, theothers.
Well, they'regunneddownin a violentslaughter.
It's a lottotakeinasthefatallywoundedcharactersmorphintogrosswormsandperish.
WhatmakesthedisturbingviolenceworseIsthat a lotoftheimaginaryfriendsbegfortheirlivestobespared.
However, thesmithsremorselesslygunnedthemdownnumberfive, savingsummer.
Takingthesimplecommand.
Keepsummersafetoheartrick's shipunleashesmayhem.
Wait, youcan't leavemehere, You'llbefineship.
Keepsummersafe.
KeepsummersafeStraightoffthebat.
A guywhogetstoocloseiszappedby a laserintochunksin a waythatrecalls 2002 residentevil, anotherguyisparalyzedbecausesummersaidnottomakeitfatal.
Theshipcontinuesitswarpedwarpathbymaking a meltingreplicaof a cops, deceasedsontobreakhimpsychologically.
Therehastobe a momentwherethere's a bigrevealthatshockseveryoneandevenconfusesthem.
So I'm inyourcrewnowandrickandmortydidn't disappointjustmaybethesurprisewasn't deliveredin a typicalheistlikewayafterbeatingmilesnightlyin a heistoffrickrevealsthattheattendeesatheistconareunderhiscontrolsohetellsthemtostealeverything.
Evensomethingassimpleas a spadaycanbeturnedinto a nightmareonrickandmortyaftertheduo's toxicselvesareextracted, theybreakoutandcausehavocafter 70 yearsofbeingbottledupinsideofsentimentaljackass, I finallygettolivemyownlife.
Yousaidwewereemerging.
I lieddumbass.
I lieabouteverythingtoxicrickcreates a devicetoturntheplanetinto a nightmare, bringingouttheworstinpeople.
Itinfects a Children's partyprompting a performerin a knockoffmickeymouseoutfittoshoutatthekidsbeforetheyattackhim.
Santaclausisn't real.
Whentheprocessisreversed, it's revealedthatthepartygot a lotworsewiththeperformerdecapitatedandtheChildrennowturningoneachotherwithoutthetoxicbeamseffects, they'reexposedtothehorror.
They'vecommittedgoodluckwithexplainingthisonetothecopsnumbertworightintheeyeafterrickdiesonlytobereborninclonesacrossthemultiversemortystrikesoutonhisownusing a deathcrystaltoguidehisactions.
Hebelieveshecanlive a happylifewithJessica, I loveyou.
Damnit.
Howam I goingtodiewithherif I can't eventalktoher, here's anidea, mortythrowthatthinginthegarbage, stopplanningyourowndeathandtalktowhoeveryouwantNowyoujustsoundlikerealrickhowever, heendsuptransforminghimselfinto a venomlikegoomonster.
Insteadmortygivesmasstohologramrick, butallittakestodefeathimis a stinginhiseye.
Bywasprickonlywasprickdoesn't injectvenom.
Heinjectseggs.
Lotsandlotsofeggs.
Thebabywasppricksburstoutofhologramrick's facein a grislyfashion.