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I wanttoknowhowlongyou'llbevacationingontheplanet.
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I wouldn't takethatriskif I wereyou.
Thechoiceisyoursonprinciple.
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Thenexplainme.
Cansomeonepleaseexplainwhy I'm having a conversationwithpuppets.
ZoinksIsthisbad?
Afterdecadesofconsistentcharacterization?
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Look, wearen't expectingrealismfrom a showabout a dogthatsolvescrimebutbecoolingsofarintozaninessanditbecomes a selfparody.
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Attheveryleastthechasescenemusicisstilltotallyworth a Scoobysnack.
Wejustwishwecouldsaythesamefortherestoftheshow.
Aslongastheywerenumberthreelunaticsunleashed.
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