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  • the doctors say that jenny Simon barely survived the fall, jumping off the school roof, fractured her pelvis.

  • All right, welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 eric cartman plans.

  • That actually worked.

  • Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up?

  • 30 levels?

  • Yes, 65,340,285 which should take us seven weeks, five days, 13 hours and 20 minutes giving ourselves three hours a night to sleep for this list.

  • We'll be looking at the most memorable time.

  • South Park cartman thought up a plot that proved successful.

  • His failed plans definitely deserve their own videos.

  • So you won't find any in today's countdown.

  • We will however, be revealing some details from the show.

  • So a spoiler warning is in place, which cartman plan did you enjoy seeing put into action the most?

  • Even if it ended in failure, let us know your all time favorite in the comments below number 10 taken out the world of Warcraft grief for when cartman rallies his friends together to defeat a high level player who keeps killing their characters, they're all easily taken out.

  • Alright, log in tonight from your computers at precisely 7 30 we will meet here on the of the urban forest near my friends.

  • Everyone is ready to call it quits.

  • Everyone except cartman, he comes up with a well thought out plan to hold their own against their attacker.

  • You can just, you can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters his plan.

  • Even gets noticed by the game's creators and the boys are given a special weapon in the final battle.

  • Their success is only half the story.

  • The way cartman strategically leads his friends through the battle and inspires them to keep going.

  • Also also makes for some great moments.

  • Everyone equip healing potions to the hot bar if you haven't already, Kyle go ahead and cast arcane brilliance to raise our intelligence.

  • If only he used more of his plans for good, but then he wouldn't be the same menace viewers know and love number nine, stealing the list after discovering the girls in their class have made a list ranking the boys looks, the boys began arguing over their hypothetical placements.

  • Yeah.

  • You think they rate us just for looks or they take personality into account if it's just looks that I think I'm safe in order to know for sure cartman develops operation cannot possibly fail a plot.

  • He's mapped out for the boys to steal it from list keeper nellie.

  • This plan ultimately fails, but cartman learns from his mistakes and creates a second one, never mind because we're going to plan B.

  • One that I call operation cannot possibly fail a second time.

  • Second time's the charm, we guess because this one works.

  • Of course.

  • The results only create tension between everyone, but cartman is no longer the only one being picked on for his looks.

  • Your lasting No way.

  • Yes way, check it out.

  • Do we smell a conspiracy brewing here.

  • Number eight, saving the cats when cats are declared illegal in South Park, cartman begins hiding Mr kitty in his attic.

  • Mr Kitty, you have to live in the attic for now.

  • Here write a diary.

  • Soon he's running his own safe house, hiding Mr Kitty's friends and other people's cats.

  • This is one scheme where cartman actually helps others without receiving any personal benefits.

  • Then again, perhaps I could find space for just this one more.

  • You show such kindness and such darkest of times.

  • It's one of the rare moments.

  • The audience gets to see his softer side and it's really endearing, although he claims to learn a valuable moral lesson at the end of the episode, he can't apply it to the world outside himself, which is pretty typical cartman behavior, but you know, we've all learned something, you guys, we can never persecute living beings and force them into hiding it's wrong and you don't see any parallel between that and anything else in history.

  • Number seven, forcing his mom to quit work and an incredibly selfish move cartman truly believes his mom's only purpose is to be devoted to him and him alone mom.

  • Where the hell have you been?

  • I've been home from school for like 45 minutes.

  • I'm sorry honey Mommy had some errands.

  • I didn't have anything to eat except nutella.

  • I was about to call child services when she gets a job as a realtor.

  • He manages to found his own company in the field, driving up the real state market and causing the chamber of commerce to go after him.

  • He refuses to quit until his mom agrees to do so.

  • That isn't true.

  • It is true.

  • You're scared and you're jealous that a job will take my attention away from you.

  • Although his actions are pretty insane.

  • They're also impressive in a sort of horrifying way, the way he treats his mom is a boring but the fact that his plan actually worked is what earns it a spot on our list and you won't get any other job.

  • No.

  • And your only job will be me and you'll be home when I get back from school and have my mid afternoon meal already on the table, number six, saving Kyle's family.

  • When cartman here's Kyle is moving to san Francisco, he is elated until he's reminded he might miss having his enemy around.

  • You may be stoked now, but I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on your life is empty and hollow.

  • As much as cartman seems to hate Kyle.

  • He also seems to truly enjoy their rivalry.

  • This leads him to deciding to rescue the entire broflovski family, making sure they get back to South Park unharmed.

  • Well eric, you sure are a great guy for doing this.

  • I don't have a choice.

  • Somebody has to get into san Francisco and warn Kyle's family to get out before the storm hits.

  • Even though cartman does this mostly for himself.

  • The fact that he saves Kyle's family to makes his efforts relatively selfless.

  • He doesn't want any credit for it either and goes right back to insulting Kyle as soon as he's safe.

  • Good old cartman, are we right?

  • Number five, giving students and faculty laxatives.

  • Anyone who comes to cartman for a plan should always be wary of the outcome.

  • We want you to see Pete Melman through this and turn public opinion around the administrators of his school probably should have known this when they asked for his help as is typical Carbon only makes things worse.

  • The faculty's response is less than productive and cartman as cartman does six retaliation.

  • His forgive and forget that act is spot on.

  • But of course his complimentary cupcakes are laced with laxatives.

  • The school administrators probably should have expected whatever he came up with would backfire or at least come back to haunt them in the form of laced cupcakes you feeling?

  • All right?

  • Mr Mackey?

  • Yeah, I'll just I'll be right Number four helping Shelly get revenge.

  • Cartman can't win against stan's older sister, Shelly when she babysits him one night.

  • Alright, turd.

  • Listen up now that your mom is gone.

  • I'm in charge.

  • I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting?

  • You're nothing but a little turkey to get back at her, he successfully collects evidence of Shelly and her boyfriend Skyler in their very illegal relationship, he gloats about his victory for a little while until he realizes his babysitter is truly hurt.

  • In a rare moment we see cartman sympathize and connect with another character.

  • Nobody my age will go out with me because I'm too ugly hearing Shelley putting herself down, he brings her back up and makes it clear some things off with Skylar, not her.

  • He then offers to use his evil for good and helps her get back at Skylar.

  • Watching the two of them work together is a lot of fun and once they team up, Skylar doesn't stand a chance.

  • That was so cool, I wish we could have seen his face.

  • Thanks for all your help.

  • Eric number three Making Mysterion reveal his identity, declaring himself a superhero cartman instead turns into south version of the joker in this episode, threatening violence against the town until a more appreciated superhero.

  • Mysterion reveals his face.

  • If Mysterion does not unmask himself publicly by Wednesday night, I am going to blow up a hospital.

  • Carmen's jealousy is on full display as he plots Mysterion downfall.

  • The city needs my help.

  • A cry for protection and I will answer the call to save her.

  • That's what I'm supposed to say.

  • I know two couches stop, I don't have time for this, He clearly has no problem putting innocent people at risk, which is definitely the mark of a supervillain.

  • Still by the end of the episode, when Mysterion is identity is outed and cartman has done more harm than good.

  • He continues to see himself as the town's hero.

  • My entire plan worked to perfection.

  • My work here is done number two stopping the hippies discovering hippies in South Park, cartman begins locking them in his basement.

  • This is a free country man.

  • I'm not gonna argue with you.

  • All right, just go with it.

  • Just go with it.

  • We've been down here for days and you're gonna be here a little longer bro.

  • All right, after he's thrown in jail for this, the hippies throw a music festival one that expands and begins taking over the town after some persuading cartman agrees to try to help the people of South Park.

  • I don't think that you can buy me with presents unless of course it's the new Tonka radio controlled play bulldozer.

  • What makes this plan interesting is that it's pretty morally challenged.

  • Yes, cartman saves the town by stopping the music festival, but the way he gets to the stage isn't ideal.

  • He plows through the crowd without mercy in his large drill, definitely causing a few casualties in the process.

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  • 10 german cartman comes up with a plan.

  • Within a plan.

  • The ultimate plan, Tell your losses and move on.

  • He's smarter than you.

  • He is not smarter than me.

  • He just charmed me.

  • That's how he's a charmer that scott, but I'll get him someday.

  • He even lets the other, the fake scheme using it as a way to distract his opponent and enact the real one.

  • He accounts for the smallest of details including stan and Kyle's betrayal.

  • What makes this so well crafted is the way he keeps it hidden from everyone until the last minute we'll see how you feel after this.

  • Even viewers are surprised when he finally divulges his true intentions.

  • Okay, you got us cartman, you can stop licking scott's tears now let me taste your tears.

  • Your tears are so yummy sweet dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss cartman off again.

the doctors say that jenny Simon barely survived the fall, jumping off the school roof, fractured her pelvis.

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