Chris and I are doing a special video.

克里斯和我正在做一個特別的視頻。

Well hello there and Chris doesn't know what we're filming today.

嗯，你好，克里斯不知道我們今天要拍什麼。

I know, I know nothing.

我知道，我什麼都不知道。

The TC team like drops into my studio and charlotte's been smiling a lot.

TC團隊喜歡掉進我的工作室，夏洛特一直在微笑著。

Are you going to unleash unleash your king lion on me or something?

你是要對我釋放你的獅子王還是什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

Hopefully it's not crass.

希望這不是粗俗。

So we've been together for a while and there's only one thing that I thought would go horribly wrong in our relationship and might ruin everything.

所以我們在一起有一段時間了，只有一件事我認為會在我們的關係中出現可怕的錯誤，可能會毀掉一切。

Do you know what that is?

你知道那是什麼嗎？

If I cook you breakfast and you die of salmonella, I genuinely think about it.

如果我給你做早餐，而你死於沙門氏菌，我真的會考慮這個問題。

What's one thing that could actually make it all go to ship cat allergy?

有什麼東西可以真正讓它全部去運貓過敏？

Yeah.

是的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, I mean when we were really worried about that, we were like when I touch a cat on my hands, get a bit itchy and I used to have breathing trouble.

是的，我的意思是，當我們真的擔心這個問題時，我們就像當我在手上摸到一隻貓時，會有點癢，而且我曾經有呼吸困難。

I mean asthmatic, right?

我是說哮喘病人，對嗎？

My gram used to have a cat when I stayed there, I was always really messed up over the weekend.

我住在那裡時，我的祖母曾經養過一隻貓，我在週末時總是非常混亂。

But really lucky actually with if I get a lot of morrow's here near my face, I do start to die challenges like how much stuff in your mouth.

但真正幸運的是，如果我的臉附近有很多摩洛的東西，我確實開始死亡的挑戰，就像你嘴裡有多少東西。

We've been really lucky, we didn't know what was gonna happen when Mario came to japan and how we would to react to it, but it's been fine.

我們真的很幸運，當馬里奧來到日本時，我們不知道會發生什麼，也不知道我們會如何反應，但它一直很好。

Chris was never really a cat person.

克里斯從來不是一個真正的貓人。

So yeah, I was always kind of worried about that.

所以，是的，我總是有點擔心這個問題。

I've got Cat Nation, Cat Nation, the greatest documentary you've ever seen and according to the reviews I've ever apparently not but like you know, I like cats, I think it's just because I do have an allergy to them, I kept them at arm's length but I do like them and I really love tomorrow and I'm not so sure about tuna is really sweet, he's really sweet, he's energetic.

我有《貓國》，《貓國》，你看過的最偉大的紀錄片，根據評論，我曾經顯然沒有，但就像你知道的，我喜歡貓，我想這只是因為我確實對它們過敏，我和它們保持距離，但我確實喜歡它們，我真的喜歡明天，我不太確定金槍魚真的很可愛，它真的很可愛，它很有活力。

Yeah but hopefully it'll grow out of that.

是的，但希望它能從這一點上成長起來。

But anyway today I thought I would put you to the ultimate test and I thought we would see how much how well you know the cats, you've actually been paying attention when I talk to you about them.

但無論如何，今天我想我會讓你接受終極測試，我想我們會看看你對貓有多瞭解，當我和你談論它們的時候，你實際上一直在關注著。

So we're gonna do, I think there's about 20 questions I'm gonna ask you about the cats.

所以我們要做的是，我想有大約20個關於貓的問題要問你。

If you win, you get a Starbucks gift card and if you lose I get the Starbucks gift card and you have to eat one of morrow's treats.

如果你贏了，你可以得到一張星巴克禮品卡，如果你輸了，我可以得到星巴克禮品卡，而你必須吃一個摩爾人的點心。

Alright let's get started, Number one.

好吧，讓我們開始吧，第一。

When is tomorrow's birthday december december december of.

明天的生日是什麼時候，12月12日。

How would you feel if I said your birthday was in April one out of 12.

如果我說你的生日是在4月的12分之一，你會有什麼感覺。

Ain't bad.

不算壞。

Is it December?

現在是12月嗎？

The 20th December?

12月20日？

20 multiple choice quiz is rigged.

20個多選題的測驗是被操縱的。

I'll give you one point for getting december.

我給你一個點，因為你得到了十二月。

That was one point only 59 more to go.

那是一個點，只有59個點了。

It's december 4th crap number two.

這是12月4日的二號垃圾。

What is one kind of food?

什麼是一種食物？

Tomorrow will not touch.

明天不會碰。

I think he has an allergy to it.

我認為他對它有過敏症。

There's only one kind of food he likes beef, he likes chicken, he likes fish, he doesn't like what the foods are there.

只有一種食物他喜歡牛肉，他喜歡雞肉，他喜歡魚，他不喜歡那裡的食物。

But cassie that's literally isn't it?

但是Cassie那是字面上的意思，不是嗎？

Rabbit, Rabbit, rabbits, no multiple choice.

兔子，兔子，兔子，沒有多項選擇。

A lamb, beef, beef, salmon, lamb, lamb.

一個羊肉，牛肉，牛肉，鮭魚，羊肉，羊肉。

Hey, what's morrow's favorite toy?

嘿，莫羅最喜歡的玩具是什麼？

Three points if you get it without multiple choice one?

如果不用多選一就能得到三分？

His favorite toy string.

他最喜歡的玩具繩。

Yeah, I'm disappointed that I knew that one.

是的，我很失望，我知道那個人。

I thought no, that that one I figured was given.

我想沒有，那個我估計是給的。

He's a very smart, sophisticated cap.

他是一個非常聰明、成熟的帽子。

You get a bit of string in front of him and he gets crazy.

你在他面前放上一點繩子，他就會變得很瘋狂。

What?

什麼？

Three surgeries has had amputated leg Now?

做了三次手術，現在已經截肢了？

What surgery?

什麼手術？

What's the thing where cats can't have kids, vasectomy or something?

貓不能生孩子是怎麼回事，輸精管結紮還是什麼？

Cat vasectomy number one.

貓的輸精管切除術第一。

Number two.

第二。

He's had surgery for kidney steam.

他做過腎臟蒸氣的手術。

Number three.

三號。

He has had surgery.

他已經做了手術。

Four.

四。

Doing good.

做好事。

You know it?

你知道嗎？

I know you know this one you just have to think about it.

我知道你知道這一點，你只需要考慮一下。

His poor his leg which is really stiff.

他那可憐的腿真的很僵硬。

Oh he's got a bit of a snaggle teeth.

哦，他的牙齒有點卡住了。

Three points.

三點。

Three points for this one.

這一次得了三分。

There's no multiple choice.

沒有多項選擇。

What is the reason that I wanted to name tuna tuna?

我想給金槍魚取名金槍魚的原因是什麼？

Make my life difficult because north America.

讓我的生活變得困難，因為北美洲。

You say tuna tuna tuna?

你說金槍魚金槍魚？

The way it should be Tuesday?

應該是星期二的方式？

Why do you want to call them tuna?

為什麼要叫他們金槍魚？

Because it sounds nice.

因為它聽起來不錯。

It fits nice with morrow morrow and tuna.

它與莫羅莫羅和金槍魚很相配。

Because I wanted a food name to match with marshmallow.

因為我想要一個與棉花糖相匹配的食物名稱。

Okay for three points.

好吧，就三點。

One point if you need the multiple choice.

如果你需要多選題，則得1分。

What are the supplements for that?

這方面有什麼補充措施？

We give morrow every morning is dodgy leg?

我們每天早上都要給Morrow做腿部護理嗎？

Long john silver leg for three points.

長約翰銀腿三分。

Where does tuna not like to be pet on the head and yet.

金槍魚哪裡不喜歡被撫摸頭部，然而。

But in the morning he'll often like if he's in the right light special made.

但在早上，他經常會像如果他在正確的光線下特別製作。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

We'll be interested if you know this.

如果你知道這些，我們會很感興趣。

What's the reason people didn't want to adopt morrow?

人們不願意採用摩爾的原因是什麼？

He is very bitey and likes to bite things understandably.

他很愛咬人，喜歡咬東西，這可以理解。

I don't know if I would have got him if I went to the cat story.

我不知道如果我去聽貓的故事，我是否會得到他。

Like what a lovely cat.

像多麼可愛的貓。

I don't think I'd like that either.

我想我也不喜歡這樣。

He still likes to bite.

他仍然喜歡咬人。

It hasn't changed.

它並沒有改變。

What did morrow Chuan to result in his tooth surgery?

眉川在他的牙齒手術中做了什麼？

How do you break his tooth?

你如何打破他的牙齒？

Actually talked about this yesterday?

其實昨天已經談過這個問題了？

What was he chewing on, titanium alloy marble choice.

他在咀嚼什麼，鈦合金大理石的選擇。

A chair, be windowsill, sea bed.

一把椅子，一個窗臺，一張海床。

D bookshelf.

D書架。

Diy bookshelf.

Diy書架。

It's a window ironically like even though his teeth is screwed down, he has like a weird face actually suits him.

這是一個具有諷刺意味的窗口，就像即使他的牙齒被擰下來，他也有一個奇怪的臉，實際上適合他。

It gives him some sort of character, gives him a sense of character that cats lack.

這給了他某種性格，給了他一種貓所缺乏的性格感。

Fair enough.

足夠公平。

Okay, what's tunas eye color for three points?

好吧，金槍魚的眼睛顏色是什麼，三分？

Blue did it three blue.

藍色做了三個藍色。

I'll give you half marks for that because they're yellow but they have a little bit of blue.

我給你半分，因為它們是黃色的，但它們有一點藍色。

Blue.

藍色。

Blue.

藍色。

They're not blue, definitely.

他們不是藍色的，肯定是。

Mostly yellow with a little bit of blue.

大部分是黃色，有一點是藍色。

What is special about tunas face special.

金槍魚的臉有什麼特別之處。

Yeah.

是的。

If you watched my videos, you would know what's special about his face.

如果你看了我的視頻，你會知道他的臉有什麼特別之處。

He is quite big eyes, weird eyes.

他是相當大的眼睛，奇怪的眼睛。

Something strange about his face.

他的臉有些奇怪。

Someone didn't watch my video.

有人沒有看我的視頻。

Like I mean let the viewers know this.

就像我的意思是讓觀眾知道這一點。

What what?

什麼什麼？

He's got lipstick.

他有口紅。

Has he?

他有嗎？

Yeah, he's got like gray lipstick around his lips.

是的，他的嘴脣周圍好像有灰色的脣膏。

If you look at him at the right angle, looks really funny.

如果你從正確的角度看他，看起來真的很有趣。

Really cat lipstick.

真正的貓咪口紅。

What Pokemon is the plush bed that I got tomorrow.

我明天得到的毛絨床是什麼口袋妖怪。

It's called growl, grin.

這就是所謂的咆哮，咧嘴一笑。

Graw.

格勞。

First letter.

第一封信。

That grumble, grumble.

那句咕噥，咕噥。

If you have multiple choice, I could guess it straightaway multiple choice.

如果你有多選題，我可以直接猜到它的多選題。

Ghastly gencor growler Golem.

可怕的玄色咆哮者戈林。

I'm not giving you full marks one.

我沒有給你滿分一。

What's morrow's sister's name?

莫羅的妹妹叫什麼名字？

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

His old sister?

他的老姐？

Older sister?

大姐？

He used to live with.

他曾經和。

Right, fuck yeah.

對，他媽的是的。

What is tuna's favorite spot in the house for three points wherever morrow is really because he kind of follows him around an awful lot.

金槍魚在家裡最喜歡的地方是什麼，三點一線，真的是因為他有點跟著他走，非常的多。

He doesn't like being alone.

他不喜歡孤獨。

But if you had to pick one spot, his favorite spot is the tower overlooking the window.

但如果非要選一個地方，他最喜歡的地方是俯瞰窗戶的大廈。

Yeah, because Mario can't actually get up the tower.

是的，因為馬里奧實際上不能上塔。

Peg leg.

釘子腿。

Peg can ascend the tower with great, so scared of heights.

佩格能登塔的能力很強，所以有恐高症。

I bought this massive cat tower for the living room.

我買了這個巨大的貓咪塔放在客廳裡。

Like it goes florida ceiling, fucking Burj Khalifa for cash tomorrow.

像它去佛羅里達州的天花板，他媽的哈利法塔的現金明天。

Wouldn't touch it.

不會碰它。

You can get right up there.

你可以直接上去。

I put him up on the middle shelf and he just scratched the ship because he was so scared of this Wednesday on his birthday.

我把他放在中間的架子上，他只是抓了抓船，因為他對這個星期三的生日太害怕了。

Three points If you want to guess without multiple choice.

三點 如果你想猜測，沒有多選。

One point with multiple choice.

1分，有多選題。

A january 21st.

一個1月21日。

Be february 13th C March 2nd.

2月13日至3月2日。

D March 5th March two, February 13.

D 三月五日 三月二日，二月十三日。

Shit.

糟糕。

I thought it was February 13.

我以為是2月13日。

But then when you had two marches I thought it's gonna be one of that.

但是，當你有兩次遊行時，我想這將是其中的一次。

Okay.

好的。

No multiple choice in this one.

這一次沒有多項選擇。

For three points.

為三點。

What?

什麼？

Tomorrow's favorite plant?

明天最喜歡的植物？

This should be so crazy.

這應該是如此瘋狂。

Cat grass.

貓草。

Is that actually what it's called?

這實際上是它的名字嗎？

Yeah, well it's wheat grass I think.

是的，我想這是小麥草。

But cocaine for cat it's like Tony Montana in scarface when he gets that cat grass in his face, he's like stuffing his face in.

但可卡因換成貓，就像《疤面煞星》中的託尼-蒙大拿，當他把貓草塞進他的臉時，他就像把臉塞進去。

Okay, what does morrow like doing with plastic bags for three points?

好吧，莫羅喜歡用塑膠袋做什麼，得三分？

Suffocating his enemies?

窒息他的敵人？

What do you like to do with plastic bags?

你喜歡用塑膠袋做什麼？

Get inside them?

進入他們的內部？

Fuck them.

去他們的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

What does he like to do with plastic bags?

他喜歡用塑膠袋做什麼？

Does he?

他有嗎？

I thought he got inside them and then he eats it.

我以為他進入了它們的內部，然後他吃了它。

He's obsessed with plastic name.

他對塑膠的名字很著迷。

Three things that are poisonous to cats and not like things like poison like three like victory, like everyday everyday foods or plants that are poisonous to cats.

三種對貓有毒的東西，而不是像毒藥那樣的東西，比如三樣勝利，比如對貓有毒的日常日常食物或植物。

You get one point.

你得到1分。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

Everyday stuff that wouldn't be poisonous to regular something.

日常的東西，不會對普通的東西造成毒害。

Chocolate grapes.

巧克力葡萄。

How do you know that one geniuses best in the business cherries because of the seeds.

你怎麼知道一個天才在商業上最好的櫻桃是因為種子。

I don't know I don't know about that.

我不知道我不知道這一點。

But yeah, it's definitely a point.

但是，是的，這絕對是一個點。

I'm googling it.

我在谷歌上搜索。

Cherry flesh is not toxic to cats pit.

櫻桃肉對貓坑沒有毒性。

There you go.

你去吧。

A point in it.

其中有一個點。

Yeah.

是的。

What else is there?

還有什麼呢？

Three point literally any any flower?

三點簡直是任何任何花？

Oh yeah, I'm glad I at least three anyway.

哦，是的，我很高興我至少有三個反正。

This next one you have 10 seconds to give as many answers as possible and you'll get one point for each correct one.

接下來，你有10秒鐘的時間來給出儘可能多的答案，每一個正確的答案你都會得到一分。

Name the things that you should buy at the pet store when you first buy a cat litter tray.

說出你第一次購買貓砂盆時應該在寵物店購買的東西。

Cat string to play with cat food, toothbrush for the cats.

玩貓糧的貓繩，給貓的牙刷。

Nice dental teeth, cat toys.

漂亮的牙齒，貓的玩具。

Cat basket basket basket.

貓咪的籃子籃子。

Sleeping.

睡覺。

I said baskets.

我說的是籃子。

Now you didn't make a basket.

現在你沒有做一個籃子。

That was good though.

不過這很好。

You got six points that might have pushed you over.

你得到了6分，可能把你推倒了。

Do you have enough points yet?

你有足夠的積分了嗎？

9 12 15 16 17.5 20.5 23.5 26.5 29.5 32.5 34.5 and you need 40.

9 12 15 16 17.5 20.5 23.5 26.5 29.5 32.5 34.5，你需要40。

Don't even think you can.

甚至不要以為你可以。

You'll be one point off.

你將會差一分。

I'll give you I'll give you Two points instead of one point for each of the answers for the next one.

我給你我給你兩分，而不是下一個答案的每一分。

So that's the last question.

是以，這是最後一個問題。

I'll give you 30 seconds this time since I think it's a little more difficult for you.

這次我給你30秒，因為我認為這對你來說有點難度。

So you'll get you'll get two points for each of the cats you can name out of Marx and focus.

所以你會得到你會得到兩分，因為你可以從馬克思和焦點中說出每隻貓的名字。

And my parents cats at home go.

和我父母的貓在家裡去。

Uh yeah.

呃，是的。

Ah luna.

Ah luna.

No, my parents, my parents the dead ones are okay Chanel.

不，我的父母，我的父母，我的父母死了的人都沒事，香奈兒。

That's six.

那是六個。

You just need one more, one more 7654 stand earlier, jesus so close.

你只需要再來一次，早一點再來一次7654站，耶穌這麼近。

I actually can't.

實際上我不能。

I don't know.

我不知道。

No, there's no one else you've met.

不，沒有其他你見過的人。

Pixel.

像素。

Pixel Yeah.

像素是的。

And mocha Jade Blue.

還有摩卡玉藍。

I mean, I've got how many?

我的意思是，我有多少人？

39.

39.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

是的，這很好。

9.5 I think.

我想是9.5。

Actually.

實際上。

Can we just round it up?

我們能不能把它圍起來？

You can.

你可以。

So this is mine.

所以這是我的。

All right.

好的。

Well, I think I proved that I know something about.

好吧，我想我證明了我知道一些事情。

I'm genuinely impressed.

我真的很佩服。

That's what we do here on the Tokyo creative channel, impressed and surprised people.

這就是我們在東京創意頻道所做的工作，給人留下了深刻的印象和驚喜。

Every turn on squeaky, massively squeaky chairs.