Is there something wrong with me?

[screaming]

No, no, wait, it's not what you think.

This is a big misunderstanding. You've got to believe me, I...

Listen, I am telling you.

You better listen to me, SpongeBob.

You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?

Yes!

SpongeBob, I almost didn't recognize you.

You look awful.

What are you doing with these here freeloaders?

I got fired.

Now I'm "funemployed".

Whoo-hoo.

Whoa there. You do not want to eat that.

Why? What is it?

Heck if I know.

[giggling]

[blowing party horn]

[giggling]

You remembered my birthday!

[stuttering]

What?

[stuttering]

What's the matter with you?

All I said was a little too much sauce.

It's no big deal, really.

[stuttering]

What do you want from me? A promotion?

A pro... A promotion?!

[clucking]

[crowing]

Well, you don't have to be nasty about it.

[clucking]

Avert your eyes, SquarePants.

I have take my break.

[sighs]

An official Krusty Krab licensed toy?

[heavy breathing]

My purpose in life is to have you.

That's my toy.

Eek, disgusting.

Now make me 10,000 patties.

And no brakes!

Did you hear that, Spatula?

You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties.

And the best part?

No breaks.

[screaming]

Now focus...

And...

[groaning]

Oh, well, If I'm going to get weird,

I'm going to need to see a professional.

So this is the thanks I get for working overtime.

Overtime?!

Yeah, overtime.

[shouting over each other]

[chirping]

Get your Whirly Brain today and free your mind!

Free your mind. Free your mind. Free your mind.

- I want it! - No, I want it!

I'm a sponge, I'll just filter feed.

[hyperventilating]

SpongeBob, sooner or later, you're gonna have to go outside.

Listen, I told you that I'm never leaving my house again.

Go away, Gary.

- I'm busy... wallowing. - Meow.

I did something so dumb to myself

that even you would laugh uncontrollably at me.

Meow.

You promise you won't laugh?

Okay, here goes.

Gary, I gave myself a black eye trying to open the toothpaste.

[snickering]

Thanks for not laughing, Gare.

I knew you'd... Gare?

Oh, may I?

[chuckles nervously] Tough mallows.

Could be more marshy.

[giggling]

Here, brush your tooth.

[sniffling]

Mr. Krabs?

What's wrong, boy?

I lost my laugh.

You've come to the right place, son.

You know, there's one thing that always makes me laugh.

[laughing]

Don't it just tickle you, boy?

Mm-hm, not really.

That's not just a dollar,

it's Mr. Krabs' first dollar, his most prized possession.

And we got paint on it!

I think you are overreacting, SpongeBob.

I don't see any paint.

Okay, this isn't a problem.

Maybe I can just wipe it off.

There, I think I got it.

[struggling frantically]

[screaming]

Oh, now I see it.

Santa's Christmas tree...

[laughing]

[alarm blaring]

There they are!

It's the trick-or-treaters!

Toy thieves!

Christmas crooks! Get 'em!

[shouting]

SpongeBob, what do we do?

Run!

This air is the driest...

[wheezing]

purest...

most airiest air in the whole sea.

Oh, over there's my bird bath.

[chirping]

That's my oak tree.

It provides me with extra air.

[chirping]

This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane.

That's a fancy name for plastic.

"And from the festering brine of the darkest darkness

crawled forth monsters of such vile nature

whose appearance was so hideous and threatening

that the author died trying to recount them in this novel."

[gasps]

That story sure was scary,

but it's only a story, right, Gary?

[trembling]

[panting]

I got you now, SpongeBob!

Patrick, no!

[screaming]

Ah-hah, you just had to keep making faces, didn't you?

You couldn't heed me warning, could you?

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,

we thought it was just one of your stories.

I'm losing business because you thought

I was telling one of me stories?!

Why, this makes me so angry I could just...

[groaning]

Just... Just... Just...

No, I can't move me face!

I've got the face freeze, too!