♪ Midnights become my afternoons ♪

♪ When my depression works the graveyard shift ♪

♪ All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room ♪

♪ I should not be left to my own devices, they come with prices and vices, I end up in crisis ♪

♪ Tale as old as time ♪

♪ I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I'll watch as you're leaving ♪

♪ 'Cause you got tired of my scheming (for the last time) ♪

♪ It's me ♪

♪ Hi ♪

♪ I'm the problem, it's me ♪

♪ At tea time, everybody agrees ♪

♪ I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror ♪

♪ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ♪

♪ Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby, and I'm a monster on the hill ♪

♪ Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city ♪

♪ Pierced through the heart but never killed ♪

♪ Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)♪

♪ I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I'll watch as you're leaving ♪

♪Life will lose all its meaning (for the last time) ♪

♪ It's me ♪

♪ Hi ♪

♪ I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem)♪

♪ At tea time, everybody agrees ♪

♪ I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror ♪

♪ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ♪

♪ I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money ♪

♪ She thinks I left them in the will ♪

♪ The family gathers around and reads it, and then someone screams out ♪

♪She's laughing up at us from hell ♪ - She's laughing up at us from hell.

What? What does it say?

It's the worst.

But who got the beach house?

She's having it turned into a [beep] cat sanctuary.

What? Cats don't even like the beach.

What about the rest of the assets?

I flew all the way here from Ibiza!

To my children, I leave...

- ... 13 cents. - No. - No!

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, you guys.

- There's probably a secret encoded message that means something else. - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, that's what mom would always do. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

P.S., There is no secret encoded message that means something else. Love, Taylor.

Okay. Great, well, good job, Chad; you finally pushed it too far.

What are you implying by that?

I think she's implying that you haven't hesitated to trade on mom's name.

- Excuse me? - Umm...

Do you not remember your book "Growing up Swift"?

- And your stupid podcast "Life Comes At You Swiftly"... - And your podcast.

... which I'm pretty sure you are recording for on your phone right now.

- Chad. Come on! - At her funeral, Chad!

Okay, well, why don't you go cry about it at the country club that you name-dropped mom to get into, Preston?

And Kimber, you're literally wearing her clothes right now.

No, I'm not.

That's from the "Fearless" tour, 2009.

Okay, well, you know what? We were very, very close.

- I miss her. - They were so close.

Okay, I'm just gonna say it; I think she killed her.

You've gone too far!

OK, Kimber was the last one with her. She didn't fall off that balcony; she was pushed⏤

- No! - You monster!

♪ It's me ♪

♪ Hi ♪

♪ I'm the problem, it's me ♪

♪ It's me, hi♪

♪ I'm the problem, it's me, it's me ♪

♪ Hi ♪

♪ Everybody agrees, everybody agrees ♪

♪ It's me ♪

♪ Hi (Hi)♪

♪ I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem) ♪

♪ At tea time (tea time) , everybody agrees (Everybody agrees) ♪

♪ I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror ♪

♪ It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero ♪