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Sharing fries is the worst experience of my entire life
Sharing fries is the worst experience of my entire life
Sharing fries is the worst experience of my entire life
Oh my god, whenever I share fries with someone
Oh my god, whenever I share fries with someone
Oh my god, whenever I share fries with someone
I would look at how many fries they take at every bite
I would look at how many fries they take at every bite
I would look at how many fries they take at every bite
I for example, I take one fry at a time
I for example, I take one fry at a time
I for example, I take one fry at a time
and then I see my friend taking two or three fries at a time
and then I see my friend taking two or three fries at a time
and then I see my friend taking two or three fries at a time
I cannot stand that like I would start doing the same thing
I cannot stand that like I would start doing the same thing
I cannot stand that like I would start doing the same thing
I'm missing out if I keep one fry a bite
I'm missing out if I keep one fry a bite
I'm missing out if I keep one fry a bite
You asked for one
You asked for one
You asked for one
Why are you coming back for more?
Why are you coming back for more?
Why are you coming back for more?
Your specific question was
Your specific question was
Your specific question was
Can I have A FRY?
Can I have A FRY?
Can I have A FRY?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
That's singular
That's singular
That's singular
I chose my friends on like... how they decided to steal food from me
I chose my friends on like... how they decided to steal food from me
I chose my friends on like... how they decided to steal food from me
it's like one friend will be like
it's like one friend will be like
it's like one friend will be like
Oh, can I get a bite?
Oh, can I get a bite?
Oh, can I get a bite?
you know, like your lunch or whatever?
you know, like your lunch or whatever?
you know, like your lunch or whatever?
And I'm like, OK, here we go, here's the test
And I'm like, OK, here we go, here's the test
And I'm like, OK, here we go, here's the test
And I see how big of a bite they take and how many bites they take
And I see how big of a bite they take and how many bites they take
And I see how big of a bite they take and how many bites they take
And then I judge my friendship on that decision
And then I judge my friendship on that decision
And then I judge my friendship on that decision
You know, actually,
You know, actually,
You know, actually,
you reminded me of something that I feel really bad about from my past.
you reminded me of something that I feel really bad about from my past.
you reminded me of something that I feel really bad about from my past.
Back when I was in elementary school
Back when I was in elementary school
Back when I was in elementary school
there was this girl, who...
there was this girl, who...
there was this girl, who...
She was very
She was very
She was very
She was probably bullied worse than I was
She was probably bullied worse than I was
She was probably bullied worse than I was
Actually, I feel really bad about it.
Actually, I feel really bad about it.
Actually, I feel really bad about it.
But she used to like, come hang out with me.
But she used to like, come hang out with me.
But she used to like, come hang out with me.
And I was like, Yeah, cool, we're friends.
And I was like, Yeah, cool, we're friends.
And I was like, Yeah, cool, we're friends.
But like, at the same time, I was always scared, like
But like, at the same time, I was always scared, like
But like, at the same time, I was always scared, like
I was getting bullied because like, I was hanging out with her,
I was getting bullied because like, I was hanging out with her,
I was getting bullied because like, I was hanging out with her,
which is stupid.
which is stupid.
which is stupid.
Now older me, Calli wishes I could fly back to the past
Now older me, Calli wishes I could fly back to the past
Now older me, Calli wishes I could fly back to the past
and be like,beat up all the bullies who cares, right?
and be like,beat up all the bullies who cares, right?
and be like,beat up all the bullies who cares, right?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a shit?
But at the same time, that friend also did have, like
But at the same time, that friend also did have, like
But at the same time, that friend also did have, like
some like stalking issues with me.
some like stalking issues with me.
some like stalking issues with me.
So it was like, it was a bit of a weird situation, like,
So it was like, it was a bit of a weird situation, like,
So it was like, it was a bit of a weird situation, like,
it actually got pretty intense.
it actually got pretty intense.
it actually got pretty intense.
We had to like, go to my school and be like, please... please...
We had to like, go to my school and be like, please... please...
We had to like, go to my school and be like, please... please...
stop following my child around everywhere, kind of thing.
stop following my child around everywhere, kind of thing.
stop following my child around everywhere, kind of thing.
But I remember back in the day, whenever like we'd go to lunch,
But I remember back in the day, whenever like we'd go to lunch,
But I remember back in the day, whenever like we'd go to lunch,
there would be times where I wouldn't
there would be times where I wouldn't
there would be times where I wouldn't
actually like have a lunch
actually like have a lunch
actually like have a lunch
because for whatever reason, Mama Mori was like too busy to make a lunch
because for whatever reason, Mama Mori was like too busy to make a lunch
because for whatever reason, Mama Mori was like too busy to make a lunch
Or I was supposed to make a lunch myself, and I didn't do it.
Or I was supposed to make a lunch myself, and I didn't do it.
Or I was supposed to make a lunch myself, and I didn't do it.
And so I'd go to school without like a lunch or like with a very little lunch.
And so I'd go to school without like a lunch or like with a very little lunch.
And so I'd go to school without like a lunch or like with a very little lunch.
And every time we sat down at the table,
And every time we sat down at the table,
And every time we sat down at the table,
she'd be like, do you want my baked potato?
she'd be like, do you want my baked potato?
she'd be like, do you want my baked potato?
And I'd take it every time
And I'd take it every time
And I'd take it every time
Everytime I would take that frickin baked potato.
Everytime I would take that frickin baked potato.
Everytime I would take that frickin baked potato.
like sometimes I'll be lying awake in bed
like sometimes I'll be lying awake in bed
like sometimes I'll be lying awake in bed
and I'll think about her and I'll be like,
and I'll think about her and I'll be like,
and I'll think about her and I'll be like,
she gave me her baked potato every day to like
she gave me her baked potato every day to like
she gave me her baked potato every day to like
quote on quote buy my friendship
quote on quote buy my friendship
quote on quote buy my friendship
Anyway, if you're by chance out there somewhere
Anyway, if you're by chance out there somewhere
Anyway, if you're by chance out there somewhere
because I know you like anime
because I know you like anime
because I know you like anime
I'm sorry if I was, if I was a fricking asshole
I'm sorry if I was, if I was a fricking asshole
I'm sorry if I was, if I was a fricking asshole
I'm sorry. I took your baked potato, dude.
I'm sorry. I took your baked potato, dude.
I'm sorry. I took your baked potato, dude.
You are actually a super sweet person
You are actually a super sweet person
You are actually a super sweet person
Except for, like, your personal space issues, but I hope you're doing well.
Except for, like, your personal space issues, but I hope you're doing well.
Except for, like, your personal space issues, but I hope you're doing well.
How does baked potato taste like at school though?
How does baked potato taste like at school though?
How does baked potato taste like at school though?
It's not freshly baked, right?
It's not freshly baked, right?
It's not freshly baked, right?
The baked potatoes at my school, like those things fucked
The baked potatoes at my school, like those things fucked
The baked potatoes at my school, like those things fucked
like they were so good.
like they were so good.
like they were so good.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Yeah. I'll never forget them
Yeah. I'll never forget them
Yeah. I'll never forget them
So it wasn't it like a home made?
So it wasn't it like a home made?
So it wasn't it like a home made?
Was it like um... The school provided them?
Was it like um... The school provided them?
Was it like um... The school provided them?
I mean, they made them at a school.
I mean, they made them at a school.
I mean, they made them at a school.
They opened the potato, they put the butter in it, add the cheese and the sour cream.
They opened the potato, they put the butter in it, add the cheese and the sour cream.
They opened the potato, they put the butter in it, add the cheese and the sour cream.
Just a little a side to that though
Just a little a side to that though
Just a little a side to that though
at the time that my family kind of called them were like
at the time that my family kind of called them were like
at the time that my family kind of called them were like
Hey, you got to stop this situation.
Hey, you got to stop this situation.
Hey, you got to stop this situation.
My mom came back to me and said,
My mom came back to me and said,
My mom came back to me and said,
You have to stop taking her baked potato
You have to stop taking her baked potato
You have to stop taking her baked potato
You have to stop doing that
You have to stop doing that
You have to stop doing that
How can they found out?
How can they found out?
How can they found out?
And I said, ok mom
And I said, ok mom
And I said, ok mom
I don't know, I mean I had told my mum before
I don't know, I mean I had told my mum before
I don't know, I mean I had told my mum before
You didn't make your lunch?
You didn't make your lunch?
You didn't make your lunch?
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the heck?
What did you do for lunch?
What did you do for lunch?
What did you do for lunch?
I took so-and-so's baked potato.
I took so-and-so's baked potato.
I took so-and-so's baked potato.
You're basically trading your friendship to her for baked potatoes, right?
You're basically trading your friendship to her for baked potatoes, right?
You're basically trading your friendship to her for baked potatoes, right?
Like, that's fucked up, Calli.You can't do that.
Like, that's fucked up, Calli.You can't do that.
Like, that's fucked up, Calli.You can't do that.
But mom, I was so hungry.
But mom, I was so hungry.
But mom, I was so hungry.
You have to stop taking her baked potatoes if you want this kind of thing to stop.
You have to stop taking her baked potatoes if you want this kind of thing to stop.
You have to stop taking her baked potatoes if you want this kind of thing to stop.
It was pretty wild.
It was pretty wild.
It was pretty wild.
Elementary school was a time.
Elementary school was a time.
Elementary school was a time.
I feel like that was the wild west of my life was elementary school
I feel like that was the wild west of my life was elementary school
I feel like that was the wild west of my life was elementary school
Lots of fist fights, lots of weird friends situations.
Lots of fist fights, lots of weird friends situations.
Lots of fist fights, lots of weird friends situations.
It was pretty intense.
It was pretty intense.
It was pretty intense.
Actually, it wasn't elementary school it's middle school.
Actually, it wasn't elementary school it's middle school.
Actually, it wasn't elementary school it's middle school.
middle school was the wild west of my life.
middle school was the wild west of my life.
middle school was the wild west of my life.