Over the years, the Krusty Krab has had

多年來，蟹堡王餐廳有

its fair share of incidents.

其公平份額的事件。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Okay, maybe more than its fair share,

好吧，也許超過了它的公平份額。

but through them all the doors remain open

但通過他們，所有的門仍然開放

for business. But how is that even possible?

為業務。 但這怎麼可能呢？

I didn't know there'd be a tes. I didn't study.

我不知道會有一個TES。 我沒有學習。

Most restaurants would have to close after being,

大多數餐館在被後不得不關閉。

you know, completely destroyed, but not the Krusty Krab.

你知道，完全被摧毀了，但蟹堡王卻沒有。

In fact, the Krab has been rebuilt

事實上，螃蟹號已經被重建了

no less than 20 times.

不少於20次。

I just had that roof redone last week!

我上週剛把那個屋頂重新做了一遍!

But some of the most memorable were

但其中最令人難忘的是

SpongeBob's explosive suds sneeze...

海綿寶寶的爆炸性肥皂水噴嚏...

an employee of the month competition

月度最佳僱員競賽

that got a little out of hand.

這就有點失控了。

Wha-?! Wha?! Help! Help!

什麼...！？什麼？救命啊！救命啊！

Squidward's crane mishap...

章魚哥的吊車失誤...

What?

什麼？

A monster Krabby Patty...

一個怪物蟹皇堡...

Abandon ship!

棄船！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

It's a Krabalanche!

這是個克拉巴蘭切!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob's traffic incident...

海綿寶寶的交通事故...

Hmm. [screaming]

嗯。[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Well, at least I didn't hit the Krusty Krab that time.

好吧，至少我那次沒有撞到蟹堡王。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Squidward discovering his love of Krabby Patties...

章魚哥發現他對蟹皇堡的喜愛...

[SpongeBob] And then you'll blow up.

[海綿寶寶]然後你就會爆炸。

One of Sandy's experimental mishaps...

桑迪的一個實驗性失誤...

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

Order up! Okay, who's eating-?

點餐吧!好吧，誰在吃--？

Ooh, all fresco.

哦，全是壁畫。

A freak windstorm...

一場怪異的風災...

Whoa!

哇!

And, of course,

當然，還有。

SpongeBob dismantling the establishment.

海綿寶寶拆解機構。

S-S-SpongeBob, w-w-what have you done?

S-S-SpongeBob，你--你--你做了什麼？

I did exactly as you said, Squidward.

我完全按照你說的做了，章魚哥。

I dismantled the establishment.

我拆除了這個機構。

Now we'll get our jobs back for sure.

現在我們肯定會拿回我們的工作。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Another big restaurant no no is serving disgusting food.

另一個大的餐廳沒有的是提供令人厭惡的食物。

Just ask Plankton.

問問普蘭克頓就知道了。

Hey, buddy, you wanna eat at the Chum Bucket?

嘿，夥計，你想在海之霸吃飯嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Fine.

很好。

Though again, the Krusty Krab has made it

儘管蟹堡王再次將其作為

past violation after violation without so much as a scratch.

在一次又一次的違法行為中，沒有出現過任何問題。

There were the less than appealing Spongy Patties.

還有不那麼吸引人的海綿狀餡餅。

Spongy Patties?

鬆軟的餡餅？

Yeah. I want you to start using 'em

是的，我希望你能開始使用它們

- instead of the other ones. - Where'd you got them?

- 而不是其他的。- 你從哪裡得到它們的？

They were just the boxes of patties

他們只是一箱箱的肉餅

we didn't have room for in the freezer.

我們的冰箱裡沒有空間了。

They turned yellow.

他們變成了黃色。

Got to keep those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, you know?

得把那些海綿寶寶的冰塊放在某個地方，你知道嗎？

You mean to tell me you actually expect people

你的意思是告訴我你真的希望人們

to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?

花1.98美元買一個腐爛的餡餅？

Squidward, you're right.

章魚哥，你是對的。

This instant success must be scrambling

這種急功近利的做法一定會讓人趨之若鶩

my brains. We'll make 'em $2.98.

我的大腦。我們將使他們成為2.98美元。

The molecular gastronomy incident...

分子美食事件...

Well, that wasn't familiar.

嗯，這並不熟悉。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

You feeling okay?

你感覺還好嗎？

Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.

因為你的背上長出了芝麻。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

The extra flavor tactic, which was mostly grease.

額外的味道戰術，這主要是指油脂。

From now on, I want you to fry up two patties

從現在開始，我希望你能煎兩個餅

for every Krabby Patty we sell.

我們每賣出一個蟹皇堡，就會有一份。

One for the patty itself,

一塊是用於餡料本身。

and the second just for the grease.

而第二種只是為了潤滑。

then slather the grease from the second patty

然後將第二塊餅的油脂塗抹在上面

onto the first one. and verila-ah,

到第一個。和verila-ah。

it's a Deluxie Krabby Patty with extra flavor.

這是一個具有額外口味的豪華蟹皇堡。

And, of course...

當然，還有...

The Nasty Patty.

討厭的帕蒂

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hey, hurry up with that patty!

嘿，趕緊把肉餅拿出來！

Here you are, sir, enjoy.

給你，先生，請享用。

Ah. Hello, delicious. Come to papa.

啊。你好，好吃。到爸爸這裡來。

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

[choking]

[嗆聲]

Listen. He ate it. Oh, look at him choke.

聽著。他吃了它。哦，看他哽咽的樣子。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Look at him suffer.

看看他的痛苦。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

But it's not all bad news at the Krusty Krab.

但在蟹堡王餐廳並不全是壞消息。

And even with all those mistakes,

而且即使有這些錯誤。

there are some very good reasos

有一些非常好的理由

why the Krusty Krab is still in business.

為什麼蟹堡王還在營業。

First of all, while Krabs may be cheap,

首先，雖然蟹老闆可能很便宜。

you can't deny that he's a great businessman.

你不能否認，他是一個偉大的商人。

In fact, nobody's better at turning a bad situation

事實上，沒有人比他更善於扭轉糟糕的局面。

into a money making opportunit.

變成一個賺錢的機會。

One of Plankton's schemes ended up doubling his profits.

痞子的一個計劃最終使他的利潤翻倍。

Wow, that looks like fun.

哇，這看起來很有趣。

I'll have two Krabby Patties, but don't cook them.

我要兩個蟹皇堡，但不要煮熟。

I'll have two frozen Krabby Patties too.

我也要兩個冷凍的蟹皇堡。

Yes, sir.

是的，先生。

I want patty skates.

我想穿帕蒂溜冰鞋。

I need two patties now.

我現在需要兩個餡餅。

It's beautiful.

這很美。

I'm selling twice as many patties,

我賣了兩倍的餅。

and I don't even have to cook 'em.

而且我甚至不需要烹飪它們。

This is happiest and most cost-effective day

這是最幸福和最經濟的一天

of me whole life.

我的整個生命。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

He turned a hole in the wall into the lucrative drive-thru.

他把牆上的一個洞變成了利潤豐厚的自動售貨機。

- What the-? - Careful now.

- 小心點，這是什麼？

Hey, you guys put in a drive-thru.

嘿，你們放了一個自動售貨機。

- We did? - Great.

- 我們做到了？- 很好。

I'll have three large Krabby Patties,

我要三個大的蟹皇堡。

Krabby fries, a Krabby cola

蟹皇炸薯條，蟹皇可樂

and two extra large orders of Krabby rings.

和兩份特大號的蟹皇圈。

[sniffing] Is this toothpaste?

[聞] 這是牙膏嗎？

Boy, I don't know how I think of this stuff,

孩子，我不知道我是怎麼想到這些東西的。

but I think I got a winner.

但我認為我得到了一個贏家。

We are putting in a drive-thru.

我們正在放一個自動售貨機。

A drive- Oh!

開車-- 哦!

He had lines out the door

他在門外排著隊

when he Sponge-ified the restaurant.

當他把餐廳變成海綿狀的時候。

Look at these, Squidward. [chuckles]

看看這些，章魚哥。[笑聲]

Looks like some sort of horrific shroud.

看起來像某種可怕的裹屍布。

There our new Krusty Sponge napkins, extra absorbent.

有我們新的Krusty Sponge餐巾紙，特別容易吸收。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

You really need to see a doctor.

你真的需要去看醫生。

Oh, that reminds me, Squidward,

哦，這提醒了我，章魚哥。

I need you to unpack these boxes.

我需要你打開這些箱子。

- What's in 'em? - Condiments.

- 裡面有什麼？- 調味品。

We've got tangy Spongy Sauce, and mild Bobby Sauce

我們有濃郁的Spongy醬，和溫和的Bobby醬

- for the not so daring. - Oh, clever.

- 為不那麼大膽的人。- 哦，很聰明。

He made the place a little fancier

他把這個地方弄得更豪華一些

when he hired a new chef.

當他聘請了一位新的廚師。

I'm turning the restaurant into one

我把餐廳變成一個

of those fancy froo froo places

的那些花哨的froo froo的地方

where they charged big bucks for itsy bitsy portions.

在那裡，他們對很小的份量收取大筆費用。

Fancy? Froo froo?

幻想？Froo froo?

We're getting a gourmet chef in the chef exchange program,

我們在廚師交流計劃中得到了一位美食家。

and I'm gonna raise me prices through the roof.

我將把我的價格提高到屋頂。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

And later turned it into a prison.

後來又把它變成了一個監獄。

Oh, me favorite paying police lady.

哦，我最喜歡的付費女警。

Here to give me more money?

來給我更多的錢？

Yep, more money for more prisoners.

是的，用更多的錢買更多的囚犯。

More prisoners?

更多的囚犯？

Aye, the Krusty Krab. I used to eat here.

對，蟹堡王餐廳。我曾經在這裡吃過。

What a coincidence, I used to rob here.

真巧，我曾經在這裡搶劫。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

So, what do you say, Mr. Krabs?

那麼，你怎麼說，蟹老闆？

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

I say, lock 'em up!

我說，把他們關起來!

SpongeBob's fear of getting off the roof

海綿寶寶害怕從屋頂上下來

turned into a second floor dining experience.

變成了一個二樓的用餐體驗。

At first, I thought you were just being

起初，我以為你只是在

a lily-livered, spineless, crybaby,

一個活蹦亂跳的、沒有骨氣的、愛哭的人。

scardey-pants, invertebrate loser.

scardey-pants，無脊椎動物的失敗者。

But this rooftop restaurant of yours really has

但你的這家屋頂餐廳真的有

me business booming.

我的業務蓬勃發展。

And the Krusty Towers added even more floors on top of tha.

而Krusty Towers在塔的基礎上又增加了更多的樓層。

Wow. What happened to the Krusty Krab?

哇哦。蟹堡王怎麼了？

Good morning.

上午好。

The Krusty Towers is now open for business.

Krusty Towers現在已經開始營業了。

Krabs also saves cash anyway he can.

蟹老闆還儘可能地節省現金。

Sometimes by paying his employees with fake money.

有時通過用假錢支付他的僱員。

Here you go, buy yourself some pretty.

給你，給自己買點漂亮的。

Hey, this isn't money.

嘿，這又不是錢。

No, it's even better.

不，這甚至更好。

This is what Mr. Krabs pays me with,

這就是蟹老闆給我的報酬。

Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks.

克拉布先生的古怪錢幣。

Ooh, it's all starting to catch up with me.

哦，這一切都開始影響到我了。

Or even charging them for wasting time.

甚至收取他們的時間浪費費。

What is this?!

這是什麼？

You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register?

你讓我付錢讓你站在收銀臺前？

What is the meaning of this? Have you gone off the deep end?

這到底是什麼意思？你已經走到了深淵嗎？

There's gonna be a few changes around here.

這裡會有一些變化。

Every time I catch you two goofing off,

每次我抓到你們兩個人打鬧的時候。

I'm gonna charge ya for it.

我要向你收費。

18, 19, and 20. Here you go, Mr. K.

18、19和20。給你，K先生。

I think this should cover all my nonsense.

我想這應該涵蓋了我所有的胡言亂語。

Krabs makes use of the most advanced

克拉布斯使用了最先進的

fast food technologies.

快餐技術。

This here is an advanced patty control mechanism.

這裡是一個先進的餡餅控制機制。

Here you can see our automated money handling system.

在這裡，你可以看到我們的自動資金處理系統。

Don't touch.

不要碰。

These are your high quality beverage temperature devices,

這些是你的高質量的飲料溫度設備。

imported.

進口的。

This here's a prototype liquid transfer machine.

這裡的這個是液體傳輸機的原型。

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

And, most importantly, you get your state of the art

而且，最重要的是，你可以得到你的最先進的

condiment dispersal units.

調味品散佈裝置。

Now you gonna buy something or just stand there?

現在你要買東西還是隻站在那裡？

Cause there's a standing fee.

因為有一個常設的費用。

And absolutely nothing goes to waste in the kitchen.

而且在廚房裡絕對沒有任何東西會被浪費。

[alarm sounding]

[警報響起]

What happened?! [gasping]

發生了什麼事？[喘息聲]

Someone tried to throw away a patty.

有人試圖扔掉一個餡餅。

Pinch-o-Matic has saved you 5.2 cents.

Pinch-o-Matic為你節省了5.2美分。

But Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.

但是蟹老闆，我在烤架下發現了這個。

And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his bun.

而明天，一個顧客會在他的包子下面發現它。

But it's old and cold, and so very full of mold.

但它又老又冷，而且非常充滿黴菌。

You're not to make another patty

你不可以再做餡餅

until that one is sold. Understand?

直到那個人被賣掉。明白了嗎？

But even after all of that, there's still one big reason

但即使在所有這些之後，仍有一個很大的原因

the Krusty Krab is still in business.

蟹堡王餐廳仍在營業。

And that reason...

而這個原因...

- Poop. - Poop?

- 大便。- 大便？

But what does poop mean?

但是，大便是什麼意思？

Watch closely. People order our patties.

仔細觀察。 人們訂購我們的肉餅。

Ah, poop.

啊，大便。

Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands poop.

看上去，"小屁孩 "先生很懂大便。

That's right. Despite the health hazards

這是正確的。 儘管對健康有危害

and even straight up destruction,

甚至是直接破壞。

the Krusty Krab is still in business,

蟹堡王餐廳仍在營業。

mostly because people just love the Krabby Patty so much.

主要是因為人們太喜歡蟹皇堡了。

No matter what happens next,

無論接下來發生什麼。

rest assured that the Krusty Krab will

請放心，蟹堡王餐廳將

still be in business for many years to come.

在未來的許多年裡，他們仍然在經營。

One Krabby Patty, please.

一個蟹皇堡，謝謝。

One Krabby Patty?

一個蟹皇堡？

Yes, sir! One Krabby Patty.

是的，先生!一個蟹皇堡。

One Krabby Patty coming up.

一個蟹皇堡即將到來。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Place your orders, everybody, because no one can do this job

各位，請下訂單，因為沒有人可以做這項工作

better than me. I win!

比我好。我贏了!

[toilet flushing] Huh?

[廁所沖水]嗯？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

You're still out of toilet paper.

你還是沒有衛生紙。