then let me be the first to sa: Congratulations.

You've recently been hired in the Krusty Krab restaurant

and this is your first official day of training.

Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

Oh no, you've got a lot to lean before you're ready

to make a Krabby Patty.

You may think that Mr. Eugene H. Krabs,

owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc.,

has always been the financial wizard

he is today.

And you're right!

[laughing]

To keep up with today's demanding customers,

no expense has been spared

to acquire all the latest achievements

in fast-food technology.

Here you can see

our automated money-handling system.

Don't touch!

These are high-quality beverage temperature devices.

Imported.

And most importantly, you get your state-of-the-art

condiment-dispersal units.

Now, are you gonna buy something or just stand there?

'Cause there's a standing fee.

Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?

No, you can't make a Krabby Patty

without understanding the phrase POOP.

POOP?

It's actually a carefully organized code.

Watch closely. People Order Our Patties.

Oh, POOP!

Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP.

Now we move from behind the scenes

to the front lines, where we'll examine

the most important aspect of the industry, the customer.

Or as we like to say, the "Krustomer"!

Who said that? Are you a ghost?

Like precious, precious blood in an animal,

customers are what keeps

the Krusty Krab strong and alive.

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!

Are you going to order something

or just make friends with the paneling?

Uhh... I'll have an uhh... uhh... uhh...

ah...

[groaning]

We'll check in with these two later.

Right now, it's important that we discuss

an emergency situation!

Like the lost gold of Atlantis,

many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure.

And as with every treasure,

there's a thief ready to steal it.

So it's up to you to be the watchful eyes of...

What's this?

Plankton!

Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs!

Your secret formula is finally mine!

He's stealing the formula!

What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants?

[screaming]

[screaming]

You'll never catch me, Krabs!

Not when I switch into maximum overdrive!

Hi-yah!

I knew I should've gotten the turbo.

[high pitched talking]

[screaming]

[screaming]

And so, another emergency is avoided,

thanks to Mr. SquarePants.

Now that we've covered all the basics of your trainin,

it's time for the moment you've been waiting for!

Preparing the Krabby Patty!

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Okay! The secret formula is-