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  • howdy howdy, fruity toots A to the O.

  • Here with B to the O.

  • And we're bringing you the baby Orange challenge.

  • Baby Orange Put that TNT out this infant.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay fine.

  • You can light it later.

  • Okay, what can I say when he gives me those eyes?

  • I can't defuse him.

  • All right contestants as you know, Baby Orange would be a handful for someone with hands.

  • So are the two of you ready to determine who's the ultimate childcare competitor?

  • Yeah, but I got a question, how is this gonna work exactly like the two of us and one of him?

  • It'll work.

  • Thanks to the cloning fire.

  • Check it out.

  • And this is my personal nightmare.

  • So where'd you get that clone?

  • A fire?

  • Oh dr bananas whipped it up for me.

  • Really dr bananas.

  • You know, anything else more important to be working on right now.

  • Perhaps something I specifically requested like months ago.

  • Wait, it's been like a year now, relax grapefruit.

  • You wouldn't want to strain your voice.

  • That's my point.

  • It isn't my voice because dr bananas changed it.

  • Why?

  • Because he makes shoddy inventions.

  • Why?

  • Because he's a quote unquote doctor.

  • The way a chiropractor is a doctor.

  • Why?

  • Oh, this is actually a really good place to mention the rules of round one.

  • Both of you have to converse with baby Orange for as long as you can without losing your temper.

  • Whoever keeps cool the longest wins the round again.

  • Hey baby Orange, I like your diaper because it would fit you too.

  • What?

  • Oh sorry little apple.

  • That outburst just cost you round one.

  • When the heck did baby Orange get a vocabulary?

  • Huh?

  • Since he started raiding jealous?

  • Right?

  • Maybe.

  • Maybe not, but you definitely are losing.

  • How does it feel to be in the lead for once?

  • Grapefruit feels like a baby jumping repeating in my skull orange with that in mind.

  • Let's hop along around two.

  • Who can change baby oranges?

  • Diaper the fastest.

  • Come on.

  • That is so gross.

  • Does he really need his diaper changed?

  • Well he had thanks for lunch so oh crap.

  • The size of that bulge.

  • Oh crap is right, that's enough.

  • Diaper talk 123 go baby orange.

  • He sure is a lot easier to catch with a loaded diaper, slowing him down.

  • Oh the stage, it's in my throat.

  • It's in my eyes, it burns.

  • How about you little apple, Is it in your eyes?

  • The stench is um lingering just above my head.

  • What?

  • No, fair finished congratulations little apple.

  • You made short work of that diaper change whatever can we just do round three already?

  • We're actually all tied up which means I'm actually in a position to win a challenge episode for once in my life.

  • You got it grape e.

  • I will not allow the nickname.

  • Grady to stick.

  • Why not?

  • Gray P.

  • Why not?

  • Gray P.

  • Stop saying it saying.

  • What Gravy?

  • Yes.

  • Gravy.

  • Words of power.

  • You two should be more little apple and annoying.

  • Orange.

  • Gray P makes a good point.

  • You know, we could also shorten the name grapefruit down to groot.

  • Ooh, I like that.

  • What do you think?

  • Groot grape is fine.

  • Oh great.

  • Now you got the kids in the word awesome.

  • Why?

  • And finally we have come to round three.

  • Both contestants will have to babysit.

  • Whoever manages to not get locked in the cupboard by baby Orange wins.

  • Sounds easy enough spoken like someone who's never babysat this nightmare of a child before.

  • What the where'd they get those keys from?

  • Begin now I'm locked in the cupboard over here.

  • Wait, so one good point Orange.

  • Which one of us got locked in the cupboard first?

  • I have no idea because I'm locked in a cupboard way.

  • Sound one baby is laughing is bad enough, let alone two because it's like helium satan and surround sound over here.

  • Orange send it back into one baby.

  • Come on please do you have the Kelowna fire with you in the cupboard?

  • Please tell me the Kelowna fire isn't on the counter where baby Orange has access to it.

  • Yeah.

  • Orange.

  • Oh stop, stop Anything but the laughing Great.

  • I take it back.

howdy howdy, fruity toots A to the O.

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