Today's episode of Ask Orange is a force to be reckoned with.

今天的 "問橙 "節目是一股不可忽視的力量。

We spared no expense.

我們不遺餘力。

Today folks, we actually rented out the entire Death star.

今天，夥計們，我們實際上租出了整個死亡之星。

Now let's get to the questions.

現在我們來談談問題。

You should start the video blowing up the Death Star space station from Star Wars.

你應該在視頻中開始炸燬《星球大戰》中的死星空間站。

Hey Orange howdy howdy, howdy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey sledgehammer, huh?

嘿，奧蘭治你好，你好，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，大錘子，嗯？

Hey, hey Orange, do you want a pizza joke?

嘿，嘿，奧蘭治，你想要一個比薩的笑話嗎？

You kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

I don't want pizza jokes.

我不想要比薩餅的笑話。

I need pizza jokes, nah, it's too cheesy.

我需要披薩的笑話，不，這太俗了。

It's like, I always say a cheesy joke is a Gouda joke.

這就像，我總是說一個俗氣的笑話是一個高達的笑話。

Hey pear, I gave you a pillow to relax on.

嘿，梨子，我給你一個枕頭來放鬆。

Well, that's so nice.

好吧，那真是太好了。

Thank you so much psych.

非常感謝你的心理。

It's a surprise.

這是個驚喜。

Airbag.

安全氣囊。

Orange has a deeper voice now.

橙子的聲音現在更低沉了。

Oh yeah, Hey Orange, you're handsome.

哦，對了，嘿，橙色，你很帥。

What do, what will you do for the Ask Orange 100 special?

你會為 "問橙100 "特別節目做什麼？

It's a secret.

這是個祕密。

But what I can tell you is that we're working on some extremely explosive ideas.

但我可以告訴你的是，我們正在研究一些極具爆炸性的想法。

Hey Orange, did you say you wanted 99 tons of TNT for the I said 100 tons of TNT.

嘿，奧蘭治，你說你要99噸TNT，我說100噸TNT。

It's 100 of everything.

它是100的一切。

Okay, It's not that hard.

好吧，這並不難。

And back there.

而在後面。

This interview is over for everyone in the kitchen.

對廚房裡的每個人來說，這次面試已經結束。

We have fingertips, but not toe tips, but we can tip toe, but not tip finger through.

我們有指尖，但沒有腳尖，但我們可以踮起腳尖，但不能用手指尖穿過。

But you guys wouldn't know because you don't have fingers or toes, wow, Okay, rude.

但你們不會知道，因為你們沒有手指或腳趾，哇，好吧，無禮。

Okay, could have done without that and surprise airbag.

好吧，本來可以不做這個，也可以不做驚訝的安全氣囊。

Hey grapefruit.

嘿，葡萄柚。

Here's a special container of protein that will give you mega muscle.

這裡有一種特殊的蛋白質容器，可以讓你獲得巨大的肌肉。

I don't know, I am very particular about what I put into my body, but I am really hungry And the guy on the packaging does have a ridiculous number of abs and the product has been endorsed by an unlicensed physician who appears to have misspelled the word protein.

我不知道，我對自己身體裡的東西很講究，但我真的很餓，而且包裝上的人確實有數量驚人的腹肌，該產品得到了一位無證醫生的認可，他似乎把蛋白質這個詞拼錯了。

Just kidding.

只是在開玩笑。

It's a container of live worms.

這是一個裝著活蟲子的容器。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

If I wasn't so hungry, I would be so mad right now.

如果我不是那麼餓，我現在一定會很生氣。

You know, not bad.

你知道，還不錯。

What do you do with all the dead fruits and vegetables after they die?

所有死去的水果和蔬菜死後，你是怎麼處理的？

Great question.

好問題。

This kitchen sees more than its fair share of funerals and there are a whole bunch of ways we go about it.

這個廚房看到的葬禮多於其公平份額，我們有一大堆方法。

Some foods choose cremation.

有些食物選擇火化。

Hey Cathy was other foods choose burial until we meet again.

嘿，凱西是其他食物選擇埋葬，直到我們再次見面。

Old friend.

老朋友。

Hey Dave was, but my personal favorite is when foods choose to have a wake.

嘿，戴夫是，但我個人最喜歡的是食物選擇守夜。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Thanks buddy.

謝謝你，夥計。

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

蛇在學校最喜歡的科目是什麼？

I don't know what history, That's hysterical throw shade at pair.

我不知道什麼是歷史，那是歇斯底里的，把陰暗面扔給了一對。

All right.

好的。

Hey, wow, throwing lampshade was a bright idea.

嘿，哇，扔燈罩是個聰明的主意。

It's not throwing lampshade dude, it's just throwing shade.

這不是在扔燈罩，老兄，這只是在扔燈罩。

Oh, I understand now.

哦，我現在明白了。

Oh, how the heck did you even?

哦，你是怎麼做到的呢？

Whatever dude, throwing shade doesn't involve actually throwing anything.

不管怎麼說，老兄，扔陰涼的東西並不涉及真正扔東西。

It doesn't, no, it just means to criticize or insult someone.

它沒有，沒有，它只是意味著責備或侮辱某人。

Oh, I get it now you bookworm.

哦，我現在明白了，你這個書呆子。

Oh well that hurt worst of all.

哦，那是最糟糕的傷害。

Every time someone likes the video, grapefruit gets weaker.

每當有人喜歡這個視頻，西柚就會變得更弱。

Hey, I think that container worms actually did the trick.

嘿，我想那個容器裡的蟲子實際上起到了作用。

My stomach was incredible and it, uh, orange.

我的胃是不可思議的，它，呃，橙色。

Are there more doors or wheels in the world?

世界上有更多的門或輪子嗎？

Definitely doors?

肯定是門？

You know, people have been debating this across the entire Internet, right?

你知道，人們一直在整個互聯網上爭論這個問題，對嗎？

What makes you so sure there are more doors in the world right now?

你為什麼這麼肯定現在世界上有更多的門？

Hmm.

嗯。

Well, I guess I'm not sure that there are more doors in the world right now.

嗯，我想我不確定現在世界上還有沒有更多的門。

It's definitely gonna be more doors in the world in about two seconds.

大約兩秒鐘後，世界上肯定會有更多的門。

Yeah.

是的。