Mm Well grave, grave gravy boat floating down the stream merrily merrily merrily.

Huh?

Oh that laugh for some reason it makes me really strange.

Are you sure it doesn't make you feel great bro?

I get it.

I'm stuck on a great, how about a little less jokes and a little more help, mysterious sewer person.

Okay I'll stop clowning around.

I've gotten plenty of other boats unstuck so don't worry you'll float too.

Okay cool so do you have something you can push me with?

Sorry no arms but I can't touch my tongue to my eyeball.

Well I don't see how that's of any help to me.

What's wrong?

Oh my goodness that is so creepy.

I was just trying to help together.

We can lick this problem.

Oh that laugh again.

What's happening to me?

What's the matter?

Don't my jokes float your boat.

What the please stop laughing.

Talk about a grave, grave gravy boat huh?

Who's there?

Hello dude what are you doing up on that bookshelf?

Oh no sometimes I'd like to see what the world looks like.

The tall people.

We'll get down here.

I think I found something important about the clown everyone's talking about.

Do you think Pennywise is actually real?

I'm still not sure.

A clown who's laugh can kill you.

It sounds crazy but I started researching the history of comedy and dairy and here's what I found back in the nineties there was this prop comic called orange top like all prop comics.

He was super unfunny?

Nobody laughed.

They usually just grown to roll their eyes.

Well one day he made an audience member roll her eyes so hard that she fell out of her chair and died.

The town formed a mob and tried Orange Top for murder in the moments before he died, Orange Top cursed the town of derry claiming he'd return in 27 years and this autumn just so happens to be the 27th anniversary of his passing.

Oh my gosh pair.

We can't let anyone bring prop comedy back.

Society fought too hard to rid ourselves of it.

We can never go back.

Listen, I found these old VHS tapes of Orange Top in the video section.

Don't make me watch them.

We have to, it's up to us to stop money wise.

Now let's go round up the rest of the losers.

These tapes might tell us something, you know, I've been thinking maybe we could name ourselves something other than the losers.

It's really not helping at school.

Oh wow, What a relief.

How can I ever thank you.

I'm so very grateful bro.

I don't know how much more I can take.

Did someone bring that balloon in with them?

No, someone must have accidentally stepped on one of the VCR cables.

How none of us have feet.

Did somebody change the channel?

Hey, here's a joke.

Tell me if you've heard this one before.

Wait, listen, I think the tv is telling us a joke.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

I don't know why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Well because they taste funny.

Where's everyone going?

Don't you want to take a prop?

Comedy?

Don't listen to his laughter.

Cover your ears.

You don't have any ears.

I have something that might help here.

Yes it's left.

Yes you can go on.

It's so unfair.

Yeah I think it's coming from the sewer in the sewer with that creepy clown running around.

I'll pass we don't even know how to beat him.

What if we fight fire with fire?

His terrible jokes are making our lives miserable.

Right?

So what if we gave him a taste of his own medicine?

So what are you saying pair?

I'm saying we go down to where he lives into the sewer and we kill punny wise with.

Normally I'd be annoyed by a joke like that.

But honestly that's the exact kind of energy we need right now.

This looks so much more sanitary when the ninja turtles do it.

Listen, I think we're getting close great.

That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

You sure you're not afraid of?

Okay.

Yeah, he's right.

It was exactly what I was afraid of.

Stay Strong little Apple.

I read about this in the library moneywise can take many different forms.

Keep it together and remember the plan.

Yeah I definitely pedal myself back there.

I guess it's a good thing.

We're already in a sewer.

Cut out the middleman fellas you came for me.

Get out of here.

Wait look closer that's not grapefruit?

Well, well it seems you're too clever for me, I guess.

I'll just have to face facts.

His laughter.

It's too much stick to the plan money wise.

Yeah, knock, knock a joke.

Honey wise loves jokes.

Who's there?

Cow says, cow says, who cow says move.

That's such a bad joke.

I kinda love it, wow.

What's my body doing?

That's dairy unexpected.

Hey, punny wise, you hear the one about the italian chef?

He passed away.

I should have seen that one coming jokes like that are a pizza cake.

Hey, what's happening to me?

Yeah, wow.

Even marshmallows getting in on the action.

It is I the last hour or so has been quite strange grapefruit.

We're on the verge of beating punny wise.

We just got to make them laugh one last time.

Say no more.

Hey, moneywise.

Yeah, it's so dumb.

I will return.

I will.

Yeah, dude, perfectly timed and everything.

Way to go.

Thanks guys.

Yeah, that was definitely planned.

It certainly wasn't an accidental fart and I definitely wasn't planning on delivering a high brow political limerick.

I've been polishing up for the past few months as a submission to the new yorker.

Orange top.

Where am I orange top?

You've been possessed by a murderous clown demon for the past 27 years.

You mean I'm free?

That's right.

You don't have to tell bad jokes anymore.

Oh, wow, What a relief.

How can I ever thank you.

I'm so very grateful.

What is happening right now?

Nothing I'm just trying to say thanks a lot.

Really dude, what would you prefer?

A note of appreciation lesson learned once a prop comic always a prop comic.

Honestly I almost prepared the clown.

Did they not enjoy my jokes gee?

I hope I didn't blow it.

Mm hmm How's it going?

Fruit lovers?

That's right.

We're doing the IT challenge crap.

I definitely misread the call sheet.

I thought this was the I.

T.

Challenge.

I've been brushing up on my cybersecurity vocab all week, it's october of course it's not.

I.

T no, no I've been on some gnarly trouble shooting calls over the years pair.

I've been informed that our viewership drops by 5% every time you open your mouth.

So let's try a little less conversation and a little more action.

Alright, sis pull a card um I have questions.

Pear, you'll catch on to the rules as we go, okay.

It says go into the nearest sewer.

Oh my gosh, did sis just jump down into the sewer?

But Pennywise could be down there.

That's true and a lot of other things could be down there too.

Oh no people are screaming down there, get her out, get her out.

I don't know pair sounds like people are yelling cause there's a party going on.

How you doing down there.

Never better bro.

Met some really cool ninja turtles down here.

They have pizza.

It's a party like you wouldn't believe sounds totally awesome, You have to come back up now you have to it's pears, turn to go down there.

Okay, fine.

Have fun pair.

Leaves some pepperoni for me.

Okay, All right, you got it.

Hello, ninja turtles, it's me pair.

I'm here for the pizza party.

Oh, hey there.

Is that you?

Michelangelo?

What?

Oh, I'm sorry Pear, you were unable to stay in the sewer long enough.

You lose round one Dude, I almost died.

Hey, I almost died too.

I'm allergic to pineapple on pizza, but you don't hear me crying about it.

Okay, time for round two.

Go into the second nearest sewer.

What?

Don't have to tell me twice.

Well, any ninja turtles, although there is something approaching from out of the darkness, it's pennywise sis, it's getting closer sis, you need to get out of there right now.

Oh my gosh, really?

Who my goldfish from childhood I wished and wished and wished that we were united someday and it came true.

Thank you it challenge for making my dreams a reality.

Huh?

I never could have imagined so many good things could come from a sewer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty gross though.

You're up pair or should I say down?

Well here goes nothing.

My parents flushed one of my goldfish down the toilet when I was a kid too, so who knows?

Maybe I'll see Mr Mcgillicuddy again, See anything down there?

No, just complete and utter darkness as far as the eye can.

Huh?

Care what's happening down there, are you okay?

Yeah I'm fine.

Although there's something in the water is it Mr Mcgillicuddy?

I think it could be, it's the right color orange.

Oh my God, Oh so close pair unfortunately round two goes to sis, I don't care, I am not going down there again, you hear me bummer, you're gonna have a tough time doing round three, then go into the third closest sewer.

Who the heck wrote these cards?

Well we know it wasn't little apple well, cowabunga dudes, sis, wait, make sure you're careful of steep inclines, sis, don't worry wherever you end up we'll come and get you.

Why would I want to lead this water slide is amazing.

Hold on, she's having a good time down there actually, sounds like she's having a great time.

Hey guys!

Still pizza partying it up, huh?

Seriously, she ran into the ninja turtles again.

Michelangelo, can I try out your nunchucks?

Come on, I've always wanted to try nunchucks.

Well maybe if you get down there quick, they'll let you party with them.

Well that's a good point.