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  • Yeah, and that's how I got a date with Nicki Minaj, wow.

  • Good story man.

  • I had the weirdest dream last night.

  • Yeah.

  • What happened?

  • Well, for some reason everyone in the kitchen was able to barf up whole fish, entire fish.

  • I know, right, super weird.

  • Not really sure it was a dream.

  • I mean I can barf up a whole trout anytime I want.

  • Yeah, me too.

  • What?

  • Sure.

  • Watch what that you try.

  • There's no way I can't do that.

  • Oh really?

  • What's happening?

  • Oh, it was just another dream dude, are you okay?

  • It sounded like you were sleep barfing or something.

  • Yeah, I guess I kind of was okay, Let me pour you some medicine for that.

  • I'm fine now.

  • It was just, wait, why is that pouring pop?

  • It's not, it's pouring down.

  • Well then why are we on the ceiling then?

  • We're not dude, we're on the wall.

  • The wall.

  • Okay.

  • Why is gravity so messed up dude?

  • You up?

  • I'm not sure.

  • This might just be another dream.

  • What do you mean?

  • Look how small he is?

  • Orange?

  • You okay?

  • No, I'm not.

  • Okay, I'm stuck in the middle of some creepy weird fish bar reception.

  • Dream sequence.

  • Fish bar reception.

  • What are you talking about?

  • You mean you've never seen anyone barf up a fish.

  • What?

  • Of course not.

  • And you've never stood on a wall and poured medicine sideways dude, you're talking crazy.

  • Okay, now I know you're crazy.

  • What's up with orange?

  • No clue.

  • He's going on about barfing up fish or something.

  • That's so weird.

  • Everyone knows there's no such thing as barfing up fish.

  • I know right.

  • Care for some ceiling.

  • T don't mind if I do welcome back to story time.

  • I'm pear and I'm vibrating Dude, you are vibrating.

  • What gives I heard today's story was a real snooze fest.

  • So I drank a lot of coffee to make sure I'd stay awake.

  • Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

  • Oh yeah, dude, I didn't say today's story would make you sleep.

  • I said it's about sleep.

  • Oh, I understand.

  • Now my eyes are wide open.

  • Well today's story is an all time classic Sleeping Beauty.

  • Oh, I know the story of sleeping booty.

  • That story be popping.

  • It's not sleeping booty, it's Sleeping Beauty.

  • See Weight looks like it's called Sleeping booty.

  • No, buts about it.

  • Orange, did you change the title of this book?

  • No, but don't worry, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of it someday.

  • Now then once upon a time there was a king and queen.

  • They had three baby girls.

  • What are you talking about?

  • They only have one baby girl.

  • Then why are there three in the picture?

  • Probably because you've had too much coffee and now you're seeing three of everything.

  • Good thinking pairs.

  • There is only one of me guys guys, if all three of you talk at once, I can't understand what you're saying.

  • So the three princess sisters had three birthday parties and three evil witches showed up and put three verses on them.

  • Orange, You're multiplying everything in the story by three and that's why my version is three times better.

  • Okay, so first curse went to princess number one before her 16th birthday.

  • She was doomed to prick herself on a spinning wheel, causing the entire kingdom to fall into a deep sleep.

  • Okay, that's true.

  • That's in the story.

  • Curse number to the kingdom.

  • Got written into booty booty, booty booty rocking everywhere.

  • Okay, stop.

  • That is not in the story.

  • Yeah.

  • Ha see that is your handwriting dude.

  • You even used an orange pen, agreed the culprit could be anyone but sadly will never ever figure out who did it, which is a total bummer.

  • The third curse was that everyone in the kingdom had to wear annoying orange merchandise at all times.

  • But people actually thought that one was a pretty appealing.

  • Oh thank you.

  • I will have more coffee, coffee, coffee, don't mind if I do.

  • So anyway, the princesses grew up and we're getting close to their 16th birthdays.

  • The king and queen ordered all spinning wheels to be destroyed every single spinning wheel in the kingdom and you remember the name of the kingdom don't you pair?

  • I'm not gonna say it booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere.

  • Anyway, the first princess still managed to find a spinning wheel and pricked her booty on it.

  • No, she didn't prick her booty, She pricked her finger.

  • Well that's not what it says in the book.

  • See Oh yeah, so then across the entire kingdom, everyone's booty fell asleep and everyone's booty stayed fast asleep until a prince showed up and kiss everybody's booty Orange.

  • What?

  • I didn't write the story actually.

  • You did.

  • Okay, so maybe I did, but you got to admit sleeping booty is a Riri fun version of the story.

  • It puts the tail in fairy tale.

  • Oh well that does it for this episode.

  • Everyone that's the end.

  • Get it the end.

  • Yes, I get it, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, 18 hour here.

  • And today we got the whole gang say, hey gang, now don't sleep on today's episode.

  • Fruit Lovers.

  • In fact try not to sleep at all.

  • That's right.

  • Today we're doing the try not to sleep challenge and thank you grandpa Lemon for demonstrating on what not to do the rules of the try not to sleep challenge.

  • Couldn't be simpler if you sleep, you lose so grandpa Lemon already lost to be honest.

  • I think we all saw that one coming.

  • Sorry grandpa Lemon, but you lose, take them away.

  • Whoa!

  • What?

  • Who are you now?

  • Everyone prepare to be bored out of your gourd by this sloth folding clothes.

  • Where is the matching sock?

  • I wonder Oh my gosh, it's right there dude, Okay, I'll admit watching a sloth fold clothes is pretty boring.

  • Nothing I can't handle.

  • I have season tickets to the Baltimore Oreos, The sock is right there you want out orange, you can't take it.

  • Sorry, little apple if you want out, you have to fall asleep like marshmallow?

  • Has that bed cheap cloud always been there?

  • Take marshmallow away?

  • Or can I just say that?

  • I'm concerned about where those guys are taking us after we lose?

  • Yeah, there seems to be a lot of, I want to say creepy clown left, creepy clown laughter.

  • I don't hear anything like that.

  • Maybe you should get your non existent ears checked now then what's news?

  • Tabular treat awaits you in round two?

  • I'll tell you right now it's grapefruit.

  • Self produced emo album from middle school.

  • What the how did you find that?

  • Yeah, this is bad dude.

  • Okay.

  • First off, it was middle school.

  • Okay second.

  • It's not boring enough to make somebody fall.

  • Oh my gosh, you're already asleep.

  • Well, you know what?

  • That little apple away and I couldn't help but notice you stayed away from my song.

  • That's true.

  • Does that mean you liked it?

  • You know the emo pain?

  • It's big round three.

  • Thank goodness.

  • Anything to move on from grapefruits, awful middle school music interesting that you should say that pair was prepared to be bored out of your gourd by a rap video from grapefruit.

  • Secret middle school rap persona.

  • Little squirt e grapefruit, wow, grapefruit.

  • You've been busy with your secret music career, huh?

  • What is this?

  • Huh?

  • We're going to try not to sleep challenge here or is this a rip on grapefruits.

  • Artistic and dentist challenge this stuff isn't even boring, Is it a bit dated perhaps, But quality is timeless.

  • No one would ever fall asleep with little squirt spitting bars.

  • And sure enough passions asleep.

  • Take her away boys.

  • And then there were two orange.

  • This isn't fair.

  • For one thing I feel attacked for another pair is the most boring person of all time.

  • Nothing's ever gonna put him to sleep throwing in the towel.

  • No way, grapefruit doesn't quit.

  • Okay, grapefruit wins, grapefruit, perseveres.

  • No throwing in the towel.

  • Huh?

  • No, I'm blind.

  • I can't see.

  • Oh, there is the towel I was looking for.

  • Well, grapefruits knocked out.

  • That means pair wins.

  • All right.

  • Now take grapefruit away boys.

  • Whoa.

  • Is that little squirt?

  • E man.

  • I used to hate this stuff back in middle school.

  • Huh?

  • Hey everyone, I just had the craziest dream.

  • I dreamt that my favorite music personas from middle school get out at end.

  • True lovers.

  • It's time for another juicy episode of how to orange.

  • You glad today, Don?

  • Madness wants to know how to go to sleep fast?

  • Great question.

  • Don I have trouble falling asleep all the time except for when paris starts to talk.

  • What?

  • Except when I start to talk.

  • What are you talking about, boring.

  • Very funny.

  • I thought so.

  • Alright.

  • Step one for falling asleep fast count sheep.

  • Yeah, because doing math is boring enough to put anybody out cold.

  • Hey, math isn't boring.

  • I'm kidding.

  • I'm kidding.

  • It's not the math that puts you to sleep.

  • It's having so many fluffy sheep surrounding you.

  • What?

  • By the time a couple dozen sheep are crammed into your bedroom, you're gonna have fluffy sheep wool touching every part of you.

  • Really comfy stuff.

  • You'll sleep like a baby.

  • I don't think that.

  • 33 34 we're talking about counting sheep in your mind, imaginary sheep.

  • Oh really?

  • I guess I screwed that one up.

  • Bad.

  • Anyway, option number two is tire yourself out during the day.

  • If you're worn out when bedtime rolls around, you'll fall asleep, no sweat.

  • Oh, this is great.

  • I'm an expert at tiring people out.

  • People say they're tired of me like all the time.

  • You don't say you can do all sorts of stuff to tire yourself out.

  • Chase, shape around, play catch with the shape through ship country.

  • Wait, why do all these activities involve?

  • Show?

  • I'm sorry.

  • Would you rather they involve cows, nope, nope, nope.

  • She's fine.

  • Take them back fellas we won't be needing the cows today.

  • Who are they the moving company brother.

  • So anyway, once you're tired from playing with sheep all day, that's when you get all your sheep buddies to cram into your bedroom with you and then orange enough with the sheep.

  • Okay, okay.

  • You heard him guys back her up enough with the cows to okay.

  • It doesn't have to be cows.

  • Could be anything you love?

  • Really?

  • Presto, no.

  • Presto change o no.

  • presto change o no presto what?

  • What is it?

  • I forgot the magic word is.

  • Presto change o Dude, pesto Cheeto.

  • You just said it.

  • Pretzel, banjo.

  • Presto change o.

  • I remember it now.

  • Thank goodness.

  • I just lost.

  • It should have got more sleep last night.

  • Mhm.

Yeah, and that's how I got a date with Nicki Minaj, wow.

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