Well, I justwant, I alwayssay I wantmymoviestofeellike a party, youknow?
Andsoitjustcomesfrom, wehave, youknow, wehave a greatscriptandthenweplayaroundwhenwegetdownthereandtheysurprisedmewithjokesand I surprisedthemwithjokesandhejustwantedtofeellikeyou'retherewatchingwiththem.
Andso a friendofminedrilling, hesaid, whenyoumeettheprince, whatyouhavetodoisyouhavetosnapyourheaddown, youhavetogo, nicetomeetyou, yourroyalhighness.
So I'm likepracticingnicetomeetyou.
I walkinthere, heis, I'm nervous.
I go, nicetomeetyou.
I justblewalltheairoutofmylungsbydoingthat.
I waslike, ohno, I'm gonnabeheadednow.
Likewhat?
And I lookedandhe's like, hello, nicetomeetyou.
Okay, so, butthen I endedupmaking a martiniforfornowtheking, No, youdidn't, youfixedit, Youfixedthemartini?
That's crazy, wow, youknow, whatareyougonnado?
Andhowlongwereyouthere?
Hourand a halfteaandthenitwaslovely.
Wehad a greattime.
Whattimeofdaywasthis?
Thiswas a teetime.
Howdoeshelikehismartini?
Verydry, very, I'm a very, I lovemakingmartinisonesuperpowerbutthey'revery, very, hehas a lotoflotofsuperpowersifwe'respeakheadsofstateandlikeyou'vebeenspendingtimewithsomeonewho I considertobeamericanroyalty.
You'vebeenspendingtimeoutwithStaceyAbrams.
What's thatbeenlike?
How's itbeenoutonthecampaigntrail?
It's sofun.
I reallyliketowhen I'm notworking.
I lovetobeabletogetoutthereandjustremindpeoplehowimportantourvoteisbecausewelivein a democracyandeveryvotecountsandeveryvotematters.
Midtermsaresoimportant.
Nextweek I'm actuallygoingto I loveStacyandeverybodyinGeorgia.
I loveStacy.
I wantyoutogetoutthereandvoteum I'm gonnabenextweekinArizonaandNevadaandmichiganandpennsylvania.
Andumyeah, butitallowedmetoquitmyregularjobandbecome a standupcomedian.
So I oweitalltodickclarkandLoisNettleton.
I actuallythinkyou'd be a verygoodgameshowhost.
Youknowwhat?
Thatwasactuallymygoalif I didn't director, I wantedtobe a gameshowhost.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I couldseeyoucantotallyseethelonglikethelongseventies.
I meanlookatthis, he's alwaysimpeccablydressed.
Ofcourse.
What?
OhmyGod, youareallowedtoyouareallowednobodywillshowyoumorethanKerryWashingtonthatyouareallowedtomultitaskbecauseyou'verecentlydirectedanepisodeofreasonabledoubt, whichis a show.
It's absolutelybrilliant.
YoualsoExactly.
Producedtheshow.
Didpaulgiveyouanyinterestingdirectingadvice?
Youknow, I didnotfollowpaul's greatestadvice.
Sopaultellsthisamazingstoryofthatdirectingislikebeingthecaptainof a shipandifhewalkedonto a shipandthecaptainwasinsweatpants, hewouldwalkofftheship, whichiswhyhedresseslikethiseverysingledayonset.
It's amazingandsoinspiring.
Everytime I direct, I'm insweatswhen I heardthatstory, I thought, ohno, I mean, I'm fromtheBronxtotheirfancysweats, they'relike, greatsweatswithlike, dopesneakers.
Like, youknow, I hopethere's somecomfort, but I waslike, ohno, I'm failingintheWell, I don't think, I thinkit's because a lotofthetimethatyou're, I mean a lotofthetimethatyou'reon a set.
Yes, you'vehadtogothroughcostumeandmakeupandallofthosethingswhere I actually, I actuallythinkitmakescompletesensetomethat I'm having a differentversionofme.
I don't wanttobetheglamversion.
I wanteverybodytoknow, I'm like a workeramongworkersinthetrenches, brilliant.
Okay, I letmeoff, whendiditstartpaulthisincredible.