MILTON Harold, I don't know what

you think you're doing... Er, excuse me... Hello.

You got a dead white man in a box!

Not even a casket!

Doesn't even have a top on it.

In a pine box, of old wood.

Who do you think's gonna get in trouble here?

BURT Do me a favor. Try to be optimistic.

♪♪

BURT You don't get here,

without things starting a long time ago.

♫ Everywhere is ♫

BURT So, two soldiers,

and a nurse, found ourselves in...

VALERIE Amsterdam.

♫ I'd love to change the world ♫

BURT We formed a pact,

and we swore to protect each other,

no matter what.

♫ Tax the rich ♫

BURT We find ourselves in a situation where

we're accused of killing someone, which is not true.

GETWILLER You and Woodman fled the scene.

HAROLD The killer pointed at us.

BURT We didn't do anything.

Why would you possibly think that was us?

GETWILLER Well, there's not too many people

that fit the description of a doctor looking for his eye

on the ground with his black attorney.

HAROLD Columbia Law School.

♫ Life is funny ♫

BURT We need someone to help us...

...to find the truth.

GIL My friend was killed,

because of something monstrous that he had seen.

VALERIE This is all turning out to be

a lot larger than any of us.

♫ I'd love to change the world ♫

VALERIE You're gonna have to take my lead

getting out of this.

I had to stab a guy, I had to hit a lady with a brick one time.

BURT What?

VALERIE It's a long story, but with you two?

It'll be a cakewalk.

TOM These are dangerous times.

IRMA You be careful.

GIL I'm about to do something

that could cost me my life.

PAUL The cuckoo is in the nest,

and the cuckoo is about to be trapped!

GIL Cuckoo?

♪♪

♫ I'd love to change the world ♫

♪ But I don't know what to do ♪

TOM This is one of the finest innovations

from Zürich. Removes all pain.

BURT Guys like me, we have to turn to

booze and the morphine, and that can lead to addiction...

Oh, that's fast. That is advanced!