There was any consolation.

You look older than you are.

Please raise your hands if you would trade five years of your love for the so called perfect feminists.

What is this?

I don't even do this in my own home.

It's very simple.

We've paid them to let us clean their house in silence jesus.

Oh he was just really kind and supportive with my work.

He'd cook all the time, Run bars hoover.

He'd laugh at all of my jokes was really great with my family and my friends loved him.

Plus he was really affectionate.

Yeah.

Sounds like a jesus.

I'm really sorry we're really high.

Just really wanted to know what you look like.

She thinks you're lovely.

Yeah we could just go back to mine wow thanks.

I've actually got work tomorrow but uh another drink.

Let's go back to yours.

Got to be up really early so let's get you a cab in the morning.

It's ridiculous.

Okay what is your problem?

Oh um Nothing I am.

I like you.

She'll say I don't know her.

You don't you're just as bad.

It's never clear what she wants.

I should just get her some perfume jesus.

Just her please.

For the love of a good woman.

Just wrap your willy up in a boat to screw her.

She's going insane.

I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.

She's gonna leave you one day.

Um I met someone really.

Yeah.

God that's amazing.

What does he do?

He's a priest.

Some my husband isn't other people.

Okay.

My husband is my life?

Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday, does he?

Did he?

So I read your book.

Okay, great.

It's got some great twists.

I just I couldn't help but notice just one or two little inconsistent.

Okay, sure.

So the world was made in seven days and on the first day light came and then a few days later the sun came.

Yeah.

That's ridiculous.

You believe that.

It's not fact.

It's poetry.

It's moral code.

It's for interpretation to help us work out God's plan for us tell the truth.

It's horrendous.

It's horrendous.

It's modern.

Don't lie.

I'm not look like a pencil.

You you don't look like love.

It's okay.

It's not okay.

I'm gonna lose my job.

Don't lose your job.

It's cool.

It's not cool.

Edgy.

It's unsalvageable.

It's french.

Really?

Yes.

To voucher for a counseling session.

Thanks dad.

So thoughtful.

Kill for one of those.

I don't believe you can pay your problems away.

I think you have to face who you are and suffer the consequences.

It's the only road to happiness.

Maybe happiness isn't in what you believe, but who you believe?

I'd really like to be your friend.

Glad to be your friend too.

We lost a week.

What was that?

What?

Where did you?

Where did you just go?

What is she leaving me?

I hope so.

Don't let her leave me?

Don't let her leave me please.

I hope she doesn't come home tonight.

What hair is everything we wish it wasn't.

So we actually think about something else occasionally.

But it is it's a difference between a good day and a bad day.

We're meant to think that it's a symbol of power.

That is a symbol of fertility.

Some people are exploited for and it pays your bills.

Hair is everything Anthony?

Okay, well I think there are people who can no, I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning.

I want someone to tell me what to eat.

What to like what to hate.

What to rage about, what to listen to what band to like what to buy tickets for what to joke about what not to joke about.

I want someone to tell me what to believe in who to vote for and who to love and how to tell him.

You know the worst thing is I love you.

I love you then.

I don't know.

Let's just leave that out there just for a second on its own.

I love you.

I just think I want someone to tell me how to live my life father because so far I think I've been getting it wrong.

No, that's why people want people like you in their lives because you just tell them how to do it.

You just tell them what to do and what they'll get out at the end of it.

Even though I don't believe your bullshit and I know that scientifically nothing I do makes any difference in the end.

Anyway.

I'm still scared.

Why am I still scared the worst.

Come on.

You don't take yourself seriously?

Oh you need to reach out to your family.

You need to stop provoking your sister.

Just grow up.

You do not take yourself seriously as a business woman.

Need to pay your bills.

You need to be nicer to Hillary.

You need to get a new hat.

Is that better?

Yeah.

So why do you think your father suggested you come for counseling?

I think because my mother died and he can't talk about it and my sister and I didn't speak for a year because she thinks I tried to sleep with her husband Because I spent most of my adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside my empty heart.

I'm good at this.

I'm happy you found a way to deflect from your pitiful self sabotaging, ego driven masturbatory.

I cannot believe how well this is coming out, pouring insidious, insidious, overwhelming mediocrity only to finally figure out that at your very core you are a wiki damn dad.

Why'd you name yourself richard?

Because I want to be rich.

Did you wash your hands?

You ever used smoke?

Same heart attack, different afterlife.

Even if I did know where the antichrist was?

I wouldn't tell you were on the opposite side.

I rather enjoy being on Fleek I eat a bug.