Perhaps I can drown out

their childish games with a little TV.

[music playing]

[chuckles] I guess this is okay.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[groaning]

Karen, I'm--

[gasping] Ooh. Sorry, Planky-Bear.

I'm just a little distracted waiting for our baby

to be delivered.

Oh. Well, that makes sense.

A baby?! I don't want a baby!

It's too late to stop it now. It's been nine months

and the baby is no longer on back order.

Can we ask for store credit instead?

[audience laughing]

[doorbell ringing] My baby's here!

[laughing]

Not if I have anything to say about it.

[alarm blaring]

[audience laughing]

[baby giggling] Oh.

Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!

Oh, please,

that thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak.

Oh, come on.

How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

and say he's not the cutest?

[gasping] I have the perfect name for hi.

Well, don't you wanna know the name?

Not really.

It's Chip. He's named after my grandfathe.

[crying]

[groaning]

Great, here we go with the crying!

Will you please hush that thing up?!

[groaning]

[cooing]

There you go. All better.

Wow, how did you do that so fast?

Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5 in his cute little keyboard.

I don't get it.

Shhh.

[groaning]

At least it can't get more annoying.

[giggling] Hello!

[laughing]

[audience applause, cheering]

[groaning]

[giggling] A little drone told me

you two are new parents.

So, I just had to bring over a little present for the baby.

Hello, baby.

[giggling]

Oh, I think little Chip likes you.

Obviously not the brightest diode in the box.

Look, Chip, your uncle SpongeBob got you a little something.

It's a can of compressed air

to keep your keys nice and clean, like this!

Phew.

[audience laughing]

[laughing]

[audience laughing]

Come on, walk to Mommy.

[giggling]

That's it. You can do it.

[cooing]

You're walking, baby!

[chuckles] You call that walking?

This is walking.

This is how you do it. This is how it's done.

[cooing]

[giggling]

Ah! Mama's big boy is upgradin!

[audience laughing]

[giggling]

Aw.

[humming]

Whoa! [screaming]

[coughing]

This stinks!

I give up.

Any second now.

[clearing throat] Karen?

Plankton. I don't see any present.

Oh, I have it. It's right here in my kidney.

I mean, heart.

I hate this channel.

No, no!

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪

♪ Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards ♪

♪ And listen to my ode ♪

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪

♪ What compares to ♪

♪ What compares to... ♪ ehhhh, um, eeh...Aha!

♪ Your beautiful diodes ♪

[music playing] [audience cheering, applause]

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪

♪ I was blinded Yes, I was blinded ♪

♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪

♪ Oh I built you Yes, I built you ♪

♪ I built you in the... ♪ ehh...erm...

♪ In the shape of a cube ♪

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes ♪

[music playing] [audience awing]

[audience applause]

That was so beautiful.

You really liked it?

I loved it.

But not as much as I love you, Plankton.

I... l... love you too.

Awe.

So, can I have my present now?

Of course, my little overlord.

Now loading the Krabby Patty formula.

They're such a lovely couple. [sniffling]

[gasping] The Krabby Patty formula?!

Yes! You porous kitchen utensil!

By helping me woo my computer wife,

you've just doomed the Krusty Krab!

[laughing evilly]

Oh, no!

I've got to stop it before it's too late.

45% loaded.

Control, alt, delete.

55% loaded.

How do you turn this thing off?!

Get your hands off my wife!

65% loaded.

[gasping] The plug.

[gasping]

Ha ha! You lose, Plankton.

Oh, no. You unplugged the coffee maker, SpongeBob.

[gulps] I am so fired.

Loading Krabby Patty formula.

Here it comes!

Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.

That's fantastic. Where's that formula?

I'm crying. What's going on?

Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?

No. I'm just so happy! I'm crying with tears of joy!

But you're shorting out!

I'm just-

The Krabby... Patty... formula... loading... complete.

[crying]

- Yes! - No!

- No! - Yes!

I'm saved! Your wife exploded!

[audience laughing]

Um... happy anniversary, you guys.

[audience laughing]

Rebooting...

Loading E.M.I.L.P.

E.M.I.L.P.? What's E.M.I.L.P.?!

Emergency Mother In-Law Progra.

Oh, no.

Plankton, what have you done to my daughter?!

You made her cry!

[music playing]