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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 as seen on TV items with the worst names.

Take your cash, your cards, even your key in one small package that slips right in your pocket.

Everyone needs a broccoli wad for this list.

We're looking at products advertised in infomercials with names so hilariously bad.

It's no wonder you'd never find them in stores.

If you could come up with your own weird as seen on tv product, what would you name it?

Pitch your ideas in the comments number 10.

A spray.

Yeah, it's actually pronounced a spray adam J better known by his infomercial alias.

Doc Bottoms created this lovely little anti smell spray.

Hi, I'm adam jay and this is doc bottoms a spray.

When you have a product that deals with something that's blatantly smelly, you have a small excuse to give it a stinky name to match.

But why color a spray?

Our guess is that doc bottoms probably wanted another s in the title but had to make it more family friendly.

I got odors in special places and with a spray.

I don't have to worry about that anymore.

But the more you look at the word, the more confusing it seems with an infomercial.

So funny.

You'd think he'd spend a little more time on the product's name, call and order right now before you the place, number nine.

Lady elegance p easy travel urinal for women when we hear the word elegance, we think chandeliers, silk gowns and public urination.

Apparently, this product is apparently for anyone who's been in a restroom and thought gee, I wish I had a handy purple and extremely classy tube I could use for my business as functional as this product may seem.

Where exactly is the tube supposed to go when you're done?

The answer to that is almost as baffling as the name.

The title is trying way too hard to make it seem fancy instead of gross.

Plus it's a mouthful to say.

P.

E.

Z.

Looks more like pez than P.

E.

Z.

And what a mess it would be if you confuse this product for a pez dispenser.

Number eight.

Talking TP Wait, you didn't want a recording device hidden in your toilet paper roll.

Well, sorry for ruining your birthday.

Talking TP is designed to surprise unsuspecting bathroom goers with prerecorded messages as they unspool the T.

P.

If you were wondering this product is not just extremely odd.

It's also incredibly bulky.

That's a two for one special.

If ever there was one.

Although this product name does describe what the product does.

We're thinking.

It should have been a little more inventive.

Something with alliteration like recording roll or commode Communications might have fit here.

Talking TP just seems like an uncreative alternative on the occasion, hurry order.

Now it's a blast.

Number €7 club joining the Euro Club sounds like you're applying for an organization that might span a continent.

However, it actually suggests something far different introducing the Euro club the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief.

The product asks users to use golf clubs as portable urinals.

Imagine you're on the green with your buddies and you're so excited to brag that you don't have to leave the course to find a bathroom.

You pull out your Euro Club and see suddenly you need new girlfriends.

The Euro Club comes with a towel and appears that you're just checking out your club outside of the ridiculous purpose of this product.

The Euro Club name just sounds far too classy for the basic function it was constructed for overall.

It's a total bogey of the name dramatically improve your cough scores for only 49 95.

Number six.

The broccoli wad inspired by a mafia documentary entrepreneurs, johnny Genero and Vinny Pastore invented something never seen before.

A rubber band.

Not just any rubber band one that is designed to hold your money just like the mafiosos do wise guys don't carry the money in a wallet he carries around and a wad like this.

Why is it called the broccoli wad?

Genero and past or claim that real mafia men used the bands from vegetables to hold their dough.

In theory, it kind of makes sense, but in reality it's unlikely anyone will hear the name, the broccoli wad and think that it is the solution to binding together all the loose dollars they've got in their pocket.

What is the use of capitalizing on cool slang?

If most people will have no idea what you're selling by hearing the name alone, that's four broccoli wads today for only $10.

Number five titty bear.

This product isn't meant for Children's playrooms.

In fact, the teddy bear should make a home in your car introducing the titty bear, that's T.

I.

D.

D.

Y.

Bear.

This stuffed animal is meant be hooked on to your seat belt to rest comfortably on your chest or shoulder because clearly the only solution to an uncomfortable seat belt is to get a stuffed bear while this product's name seems totally inappropriate.

It's actually quite innocent and could even provide comfort to its users.

The titty bear snaps onto your shoulder strap and moves up and down to eliminate uncomfortable pressure wherever you need it.

But the creators of the titty bear thought it would be a great idea to make their car safety, do Hickey South like something you need to show I.

D.

To buy titty bear is so comfortable and convenient to use your whole family will love it.

Number four fridge balls, keep your produce fresh on your mind out of the gutter, fridge balls are meant to be a gadget that insulates fruits and veggies.

It's called fridge balls are fresh, fridge balls, supposedly they'll make your fridge smell fresh as a daisy and everyone knows that the quickest way to eliminate odor is to cover your stuff in balls.

This is, is another case where it doesn't matter if the product works as intended.

The little plastic balls are supposed to keep your produce fresh with a name.

This horrendous.

It's hard not to reject it instantly, luckily there is a simple way around ever needing this badly named product.

All you got to do is throw away your rotten food in a timely manner.

It's much better than explaining what fridge balls are to whoever opens your fridge.

But even a failing grade on the fridge balls wouldn't be enough to stop our gadget queen from trying other products.

Number three, booty pop, booty pop is padded underwear to give your butt extra definition.

So it definitely does what it suggests on the tin that bootylicious, perky pop that all women want.

But the creators could have called it pretty much anything else for a product meant to give you a boost of confidence.

It's a bit counterproductive to give it a name like this.

And using balloons as part of the marketing campaign, makes it all the more confusing.

Get that desired with any outfit is booty pop.

Going to literally make the user's booty pop.

Where is it going to go?

We have so many questions, booty pop.

All of them could have been cleared up with literally any other name.

Now for a small price, you can have the booty of your dreams.

What I love about booty pop is the lift and the shape number two slob stopper.

If it's not embarrassing enough to have to wear an adult bib while you drive, let's add insult to injury and give it a horrible name.

Just slip it on and enjoy your busy lifestyle.

The slob stopper is a product apparently intended for commuters who eat on the go.

However, the name already seems to insult its own customer base calling people slobs for doing something they probably shouldn't be doing in a car to begin with is just not the way to go.

The slob stopper absorbs on one side and is waterproof on the other.

It doesn't help that the product is so long that it looks like a full body smock.

Save yourself the embarrassment of ever need to use this product by just waiting to drink your hot coffee when the car is parked.

Slob stopper bibs aren't just for babies before we unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions.

Happy hot dog man.

How are you supposed to guess what this does on the name alone?

The happy hot dog man makes a happy imprint on your hot dog.

Kush what's meant to be an innocent chest pillow sounds not entirely legal introducing kush the comfortable night time companion.

The better marriage blanket could you tell?

It's for those couples being torn apart by farts.

So whether you or your spouse suffers from a health issue or just the occasional disagreeable meal, you owe it to your marriage To try the better marriage blanket.

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If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications, number one dump meals, nothing is more appetizing when talking about food than the word dump.

If you need dinner on the go and want to scare off guests by the name of your cookbook, then dump meals is the product for you.

Making dinner just got easier with my new cookbook.

Crock pot, slow cooker dump meals.

While the idea is these recipes are all as easy as dumping them onto a pan, it's impossible not to visualize something else.

What if you have a sweet tooth and a strong stomach?

Rest assured creator Kathy Mitchell sells a collection of dump cakes as well.

Hi Cathy Mitchell here with my new dump cake cookbook, even with one of the worst product names ever, dump meals is still a popular cookbook on the market today.

While the funny name is good advertising for some, we'll stick to our own recipes, dump and go with crock, pot slow cooker dump meals.

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