Who here has ever been attacked in public by their husband's secretary?

Right. It's France. Back in America that line gets bupkis.

You have to go home.

Paris is home. No, Rose, it's not.

It's time to go back to our life.

We're going to the Catskills!

You're going to the Catskills for two months?

What do you do for the summer?

I sweat, and I smell like a bum, and I'm miserable, and I wanna kill people, and I do that till it gets cold.

Here we are in the Catskills.

The first boy I ever kissed, I kissed in the Catskills.

He was my...Papa.

I am pursuing a career in stand-up comedy.

Maybe I should be going. I'm pregnant!

I'm going to leave Columbia.

I'm going to give it up. All of it.

So what do we do now?

I start setting up a tour, get us on the road.

You really think I'm gonna be big?

I think you're gonna be a massive pain very, very soon.

Tits up? Tits up.

I'm glad to be back in New York City, where I have so many friends who hate me, so much family who are disappointed in me.

That's why New York's so great.

Everyone you care about can despise you and you can still find a bagel so good, nothing else matters.

I'm on a date with a doctor.

Where have you been all my life? Riverside Drive and 113th.

You want to marry my daughter? With your permission, yes, I do.

Do you really think you can go back to making Jell-o molds again?

Oh, I don't know. I make a hell of a Jell-o mold.

Oh, my God. Shy Baldwin. I am your biggest fan.

What's your name? Midge Maisel.

Break a leg tonight.

This is the first time I've ever been on television.

Hello, and welcome to the telethon.

No. Rabbi, this is not a good time. L'chaim.

Sophie, if you ever knock Midge Maisel down again, if you ban her from another club, I'll punch your fake tits so hard your real tits'll feel it.

I want you to be my manager.

Who's calling? Shy Baldwin here.

I saw you on that telethon.

How would you like to open for me on tour?

Yes.

I am going to be all alone for the rest of my life.

That's what I just decided in a five-minute phone call.

And I don't wanna be alone.

Not tonight.