[music playing, laughing]

[music playing]

[screaming]

Hey! You need to buy a ticket!

Huh? Awe.

[screaming]

[quacking]

[screaming]

Awe.

[screaming]

[yelling]

[music playing]

[music playing, laughing]

[music playing]

Glove World makes me forget all my troubles.

And my name.

You're right.

I've forgotten all about biting my... nails!

Eee. [howling]

[screaming]

Hey you! Give me that!

Knuckle 22 to base.

We've got a nail biter in Pinkyland.

[music playing]

Daddy, I want it.

Now, Timmy, you already have one of those glove toys at home.

Not this one, that one.

[screaming]

[grunting]

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

Hey, Glove-zilla!

Someone needs to teach you such Swedish manners.

[screaming]

Sick 'em, Hans!

[grunting]

Whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

I challenge you to a duel.

Give 'em the old five finger discount, Hans!

But only love will defeat the glove!

[music playing]

Whoa. How romanticial.

Look, Pearl, a sweet adorable cherub.

Pearl, I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove.

It's the Tunnel of Evil!

[growling]

[moaning]

Pearl.

What's that noise?

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

[roaring]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[growling]

She's gonna blow! [screaming]

[screaming]

[music playing]

Boy, the swing light is really slowing down.

That's something I can fix.

[snoring]

Excuse me.

[snoring]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Much better.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Ooh.

There.

[screaming] Huh?

Hey, I landed safely.

[groaning]

Hey, we landed safely.

[screaming]

[groaning]

[music playing]

- Glove me. - Okay.

Oh. Wow.

[laughing]

Jail time, jackpot!

Please don't do that.

[laughing]

Sorry.

Yeah, he's sorry.

All right, close number five.

[giggling]

[giggling]

Whoo! Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!

Patrick, This is exactly how I always thought

Glove Jail would look.

Look.

[whistling]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Breaking the rules, eh?

[laughing]

Good for you, matey.

[music playing]

Okay, Patrick, this is it.

Do you remember what to say?

SpongeBob, I'm not a stupid.

Come one, come all to the new, the improved...

Hall of mirrors.

Hall of mirrors.

Wow! New and improved?

Wow, that's fantastic.

It's working.

Oh, I'll try it.

Hey! What kind of mirror is this?!

I'm glad they're closing this place down.

[music playing]

Well, there she is, Patrick.

It's time to say goodbye to the tilt-a-hurl.

[music playing]

Goodbye, tilt-a-hurl.

[music playing]

Ow!

Oh!

[groaning]

[groaning]

Ow!

We'll miss you.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[sighing]

Ew, did you hear that?

Excuse me.

No, not that. Oh, no, Patrick, look.

Oh, no!

What am I looking at?

The Ferris Wheel has ripped free of its moorings!

- Then you mean... - Uh-huh.

It somehow ripped free of its moorings!

[screaming]

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

We must remain seated at all times!

We have to jump before this thing crashes!

- Come on! - Bu-bu-bu-bu?

But you know I'm allergic to jumping!

You know that!

Patrick, it's now or never! You can do this!

I, uh, oh, if you say so.

- Nice job, Patrick. - Thanks!

Look!

[screaming]

Whoa, right in the middle of Glove Lake.

That's really gonna spoil the view for the residents

of Glove Castle.

[music playing]

Can you believe some people are afraid to ride roller coasters?

Yeah, only a real baby would be afraid a roller-

Whoa!

I can't believe it, Patrick! It's Glovey Glove!

Get over there and I'll take your picture

with him.

Get closer, Patrick.

- Uh-uh. - Come on, closer.

That's it. Little more.

Now hold on to his thumb. Give me a big smile.

How do I look?

Wow, I look great.

[music playing]

[laughing]

The mitten!

[clearing throat] I mean... the mitten.

That ride's for babies.

Yeah, let's ride it just to see how babyfied it is.

Whoa. Whoa.

[screaming]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[snapping]

I guess that ride was too much for the little guy.

[music playing]

Can I wear the Glovey-Glove costume?

Please? Please? I've always wanted to try it on.

And also this hat you lent me earlier

is starting to get a little worn out. See?

Well, sure. Why not? I mean, what could go wrong?

Thanks. [laughing]

Here you go, little boy.

Thanks.

Oh, oh, Glove ice cream!

[screaming]

Thanks.

[music playing]

Goodbye, Glove Drop.

So many fond memories on this ride.

I know, Patrick, but we had to be brave.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Where to next, Patrick?

I think you know where, pal.

[music playing]

The Glove Boat,

my most favorite ride in the entire Glove Kingdom.

And it's the last time I'm ever gonna ride it.

Come on, buddy. Let's take our seats.

[music playing]

Whee.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[whimpering]

Welcome to the wonderfully whimsical

and wickedly woven world of the Glove.

♪ Gloves gloves gloves Gloves gloves gloves ♪

♪ Gloves gloves gloves Gloves gloves ♪

♪ If you want to wear something On your hand or fist ♪

♪ There's really nothing Quite like gloves ♪

♪ And if you don't want To leave fingerprints ♪

♪ I've got a pair That you're just gonna love ♪

♪ If you want Complete knuckle protection ♪

♪ When you stick your hand Inside a block of cheese ♪

♪ A glove's a thing you want A glove's a thing you need ♪

♪ So wear a glove If you please ♪

♪ Get yourself some Fourchettes ♪

♪ Gussets, tranks, and quirks!♪

♪ Slap a pair of thumbs On that ♪

♪ And you've got a look That works ♪

♪ Queen Elizafish the first Wore her gloves everyday ♪

♪ To preserve and protect Her lovely mitts ♪

♪ Hats protect your head And shoes protect your feet ♪

♪ But gloves protect you From getting sick ♪

♪ From everyone you meet ♪

♪ So if you box Or build, or drive ♪

♪ Or cook, or clean the loo♪

♪ We've got a special glove Made just for you ♪

♪ A glove is beyond compare As essential as underwear! ♪

♪ If I were you, I'd buy two ♪

♪ Gloves! ♪

[cheering]

[music playing]

Have fun.

[screaming]

Patrick, I don't want to face my fears!

I'm afraid of 'em!

Goodbye, Patrick.

Goodbye, SpongeBob.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Please wait until the car has come

to a complete stop. And stop crying!

It's over. You can get out now.

We did it!

We conquered our fears!

We stopped crying!

We survived the Fist o' Pain!

Hey, hold it right there! You forgot these.

Our spines! Yeah!

[music playing]

Step right up and try our latest glove-tastic ride!

Experience the 'awww'-pocalypse!

At the Glove Launch!

Awww... [screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Alright, yay-yeah!

What do you mean I'm too short to ride this ride?

I built this-

Sorry, buddy, rules is rules.

[music playing]

Here's the pitch!

[screaming]

They're going! They're going!

We're gone!

[screaming]

You're outta there! Whatever.

[screaming]

My baby's eyes!

Patrick.

Yeah?

I think we over did it.

[screaming]

[screaming]

♪ And that concludes our show And as you can see ♪

♪ There is still nothing Quite like gloves ♪

♪ Until we meet again For a shopping spree ♪

♪ Where I hope you buy All kinds of gloves to love ♪

♪ With the handy help Of SpongeBob and Patrick ♪

♪ We defeated My crazy robot head ♪

♪ Now that the twit is gone...♪

♪ Glove World can carry on! ♪

♪ And the toddler can go o bed Goodnight! ♪

[music playing]

[music playing]

Whoa.

Breezy.

[screaming]

[snoring]

[music playing]

[music playing]