I took a CPR class

To save human life

That’s what makes me different from you. I have a certificate and everything

There’re four of us in the classroom. I was teacher’s pet.

So I’m gonna tell you what to do in case someone goes in to cardiac arrest

Oh my goodness. They’re having a heart attack. – Okay, they’re having a heart attack

But first I wanna tell you… You have to do…

Okay, the first thing they told me to do is you have to appoint somebody to call 911 and go get an AED kit

So that’s the first thing I’m gonna do.

Go ahead. – So you! The guy in the Roots!

Call 911!

You! Go get the AED kit! It’s by the register

So you need to give out information. Where the AED kit is

Just say you go to this, you gotta be very specific

Meanwhile, I’m doing compressions like this

You know, I gotta get up

Okay, doing compressions, you know, while I’m waiting for the kit

I’m the best chance you’ve got to be alive right now

Okay. It is. This is helpful

This is helpful. This is helpful

Now the AED kit, they’re like over 2,000 dollars

This is worth 15 dollars. You should be ashamed

I’m sorry. This is the NBC. They’ve had this since…

Oh my god, you should be ashamed of yourself

Jimmy? Hi, I’m on the show, yeah

Oh my god, thank you for coming up. – No problem

Oh, it’s an iron!

Okay, so you gotta place the… the kit’s gonna tell you what to do

All you do is you open it up, it’s gonna tell you where you put these

Now they’re sticky. They’re like the size of crab cake. This is old school

But you’re gonna place one here, or somewhere around there. And then one down here

And then you’re gonna turn the switch on, and you’re gonna step away

Okay? You’re gonna step away and let the machine do its best. And you do its thing

Now, the guy could be a heroin addict. He could be drunk

So you wanna wait and see even if the stomach is moving. You see if you need the kit

So you wanna do that, or aye. You know, slap the mouth

I don’t know. I think that’s a little… -To make sure

Okay, it’s to make sure hey, is this working, buddy

And then you know, keep doing that. Keep doing the compressions

And then he comes alive and you’re like oh my god!

You did it! –And I’m like I love…

Whoa! Whoa! Hey

You give him an extra pump in the end. –Yeah

A little extra pump

Well, thank you. So that’s good. We learned that

But now, I have children. This is CPR for baby

What if someone’s choking? Say, kids. They just grab something and put it in their mouths and they’re choking

I’ll talk to you about choking victims

I’m gonna talk to you about choking victims. – Yeah, yeah

Let’s say you go out to dinner for steak

And you go for a chicken dinner, okay

You go out to dinner for steak and you get a chicken dinner

Yeah, you go to steakhouse. – You make a last minute decision

Cracker Barrel. –Cracker Barrel?

Yeah, you go there, you got the chicken mashed potato

You’re on the date, but what’s hazardous about that… -What’s hazardous about this

Is all this stuff you can choke on a chicken dinner

Oh no. –You can choke on the bones. You can choke on the chicken gizzards

You can choke on the feathers. –Feathers. You can choke on feathers

Well, I’m gonna show you now what you’re gonna do

Is you’re gonna… For example, you’re gonna start with gizzard. – Okay

You’re gonna play the gizzard. You put it in the victims mouth

And let me tell you, if you’re pregnant. – You put it in the… okay, sorry

If you’re pregnant or you’re chubby, you’re gonna get behind the person and go above their breastbone

But in this case, you know, we got old man of this sea here

So you’re just gonna really get that… Pump it up. Ah!

It came out! Yes! It comes out

Two pieces of gizzard. You okay there, buddy?

They’re both alive and now…

Oh my god, it’s so stressful. –They somehow have feathers. This is unbelievable.

They somehow both got…

How would he know that… You didn’t think you could choke on this when you’re eating chicken

You go to a nice steakhouse and you get chicken, and you go, “feathers on, please.”

Well, Pluck U Chicken

Pluck U Chicken, right. I appreciate it. Ready?

Let’s take this… 1, 2, 3

Okay, that’s fantasitic! And they’re alive

That’s how you save a human life, and then you kiss him. Then you kiss him