Now eight o'clock. So long, suckers.

I've got a hot date with a little lady

and her name is Clarinet.

[knocking]

- What? - Are you open?

Read the sign.

I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

No, you won't. I can't hang out here all night.

I've got a life.

Well, fine. If you don't want my money.

Money?

You mean if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?

Sure.

Mr. Squidward, welcome to the night shift.

Hey, Squidward. Guess what?

I'm chopping lettuce... at night.

Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom...at night.

Ow! I burned my hand!... at night.

♪ Taking out the trash Taking out the trash ♪

Mm, dumpster writing. The voice of the people.

Here's one somebody didn't finish.

Squidward smells. Good.

[laughing]

I didn't know the buses ran this late.

They don't.

Well, they're dropping someone off.

[screaming]

Get away! Get away! Get outta here!

You're not welcome here!

Can I have a job application? I brought my own spatula.

[gasping] Holy shrimp!

I don't know where to start.

Squidward, you can eat all those patties at one time!

Squidward!

What's going to happen, am I going to blow up?

No worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

My thighs?

And then you'll blow up!

Good night.

I love it here, Mr. Krabs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you love it here so much, why don't you just live here?

[laughing]

[grunting]

Overlord to Flunky. Come in, Flunky.

Flunky, here. I read you, Overlord. Over

[grunting]

[screaming] Oops.

[groaning]

Ooh.

[clearing throat]

I forgot I had a spare key.

[groaning]

Come on. [gasping]

Somebody's coming. Hide.

That perforated peabrain should be home in bed.

Let's get out of here.

Wait. I think SpongeBob's sleep cooking.

[snoring]

SpongeBoob is even more oblivious than usual.

[laughing]

[snoring]

Order up.

[grunting]

[yawning] Where am I?

[gasping]

[laughing]

Plankton.

Plankton and a giant goon are trying to steal

the secret formula.

Me formuler? I'll be right there, boyo!

You'll have to get past me first, Plankton.

Krabs!

And you'll have to get past me, too.

[grunting] Ow.

Tell your giant goon to hand over

me formuler, Plankton.

Daddy, I'm a flunky, not a goon.

Stay out of this, Pearl. Pearl?!

What are you doing with me bitter enemy?!

Working for Plankton is my summer job.

I was just doing what you said. Remember?

A good employee follows their boss' orders.

Yeah, but- but- but not when your boss is-

Oh, me and my big mouth.

Sorry, Mr. Plankton.

As consort to the spirit world, I now commence this seance.

I shall invoke the specter of Rusty Rickets.

[gasping] Rusty's Ribeye.

Well, where's Rusty?

[babbling]

Rusty Rickets.

A big ghost?!

I thought we were- we were conjuring a rib roast!

I'm outta here!

I'll get help buddy!

Just get me away from this freak!

Whoa!

[babbling]

- Spackle. - [babbling]

Shellac.

[babbling]

Oh, you want me to try it?

[babbling]

Oh, okay.

Ugh! Um... I'm sure it's an acquired taste.

[yawning]

Too bad the Krusty Krab doesn't stay open this late.

Of course it does. See.

Huh? Mr. Krabs never mentioned we had a night shift.

Patrick.

Hi, guys.

You sure are popular.

I come here every night.

[screaming]

Come over here, SpongeBob, I want you to meet someone.

SpongeBob, this is Squidabeth.

Good to meet ya, Mr. Bob.

One Krabby Patty, please.

A Krabby what? We ain't got none of those, hon.

You don't serve... Krabby Patties?

But we've got lots of tasty vittles.

Howling rings, sucker shakes, boo-gers, crawly fries?

Give us the works!

One great Pacific garbage patch!

Order up!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

You gotta try a sucker shake.

Give the chef my compliments.

Why, tell him yourself, sweetie. You got a visitor!

Come on back!

Hey there, night feeders. Name's Barry Blobfish.

Good to know ya.

Good to meet you, Barry. I'm SpongeBob.

[laughing]

Nosferatu?

[sniffing]

Hey get your grill in gear! The crowd's getting restless!

Uh, yes, ma'am!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. They are gonna love this.

[groaning]

Here, try a sample from the daytime menu.

Whoa!

[groaning]

What the devilfish did you make?

Well, Krabby Patties, of course.

[gagging] You tryin' to poison us?!

Quit fooling around and cook up something edible!

That's impossible.

Everyone loves Krabby Patties.

What kind of a weird upside-down place is this?

And no more of that daytime slop!

Krabby Patties aren't slop.

Got to be something they like in here.

No. No.

No. No. No.

[sniffing] Huh? Oh, no!

[screaming]

Oh, now, lookie here. Night patties!

Now you're getting the swing of it.

N-N-Night patties?

Order up, people!

All right, Night Patties.

Tasty.

Smooth.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Smoky.

Hooray! Yeah! Hip, hip, hooray!

I'm back!

Barry!

Thanks for helping out, SpongeBob.

Oh, it was nothing.

Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys.

[laughing]

Come and visit us again soon, honey.

We're here every night.

Huh, huh, huh?

What are you doing here so early, boy-o?

Oh, I was helping out on the night shift.

Night shift, hmm? We don't have a night shift.

Hmm, must have been a bad dream, kiddo.

Okay, Captain Tightwad!

Doctor Negative, you can come out now!

[screaming]

Okay, so here's the scene.

You two have us here in this cage

over a pool of boiling oil. Now that is a crime.

Now, you can let us out so we can fight.

Oh, I don't think we're going to do that.

Hey, wha... what are you doing?

Being evil. Isn't that what you wanted?

Aren't you scared? Boo-hoo?

Boo-hoo? Do you expect us to cry?

No, Mr. Bob. I expect you to fry!

[laughing]

See? I just knew he'd make a terrific bad guy.

He is really committing.

You did a great job with casting.

Could this be the end of our doofus duo?

Deep fried like two tenacious tater tots

on tenterhooks?

Swing, Boy Yonder! Swing the basket!

[grunting]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Oh boy, Mr. Krabs!

That was the best Mermaid Man playdate ever!

Yeah. Not bad.

But next time, we won't go so easy on ya!

[groaning] Maybe I'll just stick

to reading comics from now on.