This push pop.

Sure tastes a lot like Clell.

Oh, well I guess that explains why I can't put it down board, board board board by board.

Hey, cardboard.

Hey, is anybody out there, wow.

What's in the box?

Well, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.

So I'm not gonna tell you, I'm gonna show you.

Just try to control yourself when you see me.

Um Okay.

Are you ready?

Yeah, you calm, yep.

You sure?

Because when you see who I am, you're gonna lose your mind.

I already lost it long ago.

Okay, I'm coming out.

Do it.

I will then do it.

Stay calm.

Already said I would.

Okay.

Here goes nothing to die.

What the Hey, stop.

Yeah, right in the sesame seed bun.

Did I do it?

Did I finally kill the monster burger?

No, Stop it.

Stop it.

Monster.

Do you seriously not recognize me, Frankenstein?

My name is not Frankenstein.

You're one of those people, huh?

Fine Frankenstein's monster.

What are you talking about?

I'm Big Mac Dude, I'm the most famous burger on the planet.

Yeah.

Ok, I am.

I'm rich.

I'm famous.

Oh yeah.

Then why do you live in a cardboard box?

Because Okay, that's a valid point.

Sorry, things aren't going well for you here.

A dollar.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Okay, fine.

Here.

It's everything.

I got $3 a dime and some pocket lint.

Wait, actually it was navel lint.

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Oh really?

So I guess you've never looked in a mirror?

You must stop shooting me.

Okay, fine.

I'm out of lasers.

Me too, but I'm not out of guns.

Okay.

I'm nuts.

Look at yourself.

Dude, shooting wildly at a big map.

There's american and then there's two american.

You know what I'm saying?

Wait a second.

I think I have seen you before.

Yes, Thank you.

This is what I've been saying.

I'm no known and loved by billions.

I'm in countless commercials and I'm on the cover of magazines because I'm dating the bacon ator from Wendy's.

Who La la nah, that's not how I know you, you're that homeless burger.

Who lives in a box.

What?

Yeah, the one from earlier.

Do do you have the brain retention of a gnat or something?

We met three minutes ago.

That's who you are.

You're that guy I met three minutes ago.

What is happening?

Nice to see you again.

I never left.

What you been up to?

You still living in that box?

You need some cash.

You already gave me your cash right before you shot me with multiple laser guns.

I gave you all my cash and you're still living in a box.

He's probably could have spent it on something more responsible.

Huh?

I did not spend it.

I haven't had time.

Gosh, I just remembered where I know you from.

We've already established this, your, that monster burger from earlier.

Right in the pickle bro.

I'm not a monster burger.

What even is a monster burger.

Monster burgers aren't the thing?

They're not.

No.

You sure?

Yes.

Monster burgers aren't a thing.

Monster burgers aren't a thing.

Oh, okay.

What?

Why are you backing away?

What is it according to you?

It's nothing.

Nothing at all.

Uh That tasted way too rich, but that might have just been the cash.

You know, I have something that'll get that taste out of your mouth.

Hello?

Really worth a shot.

Whoa.

I can feel myself getting dumber.

Yeah.

Hey, I remember you from earlier.

That's me.

All right.

Hey, laser my only weakness.