The tastiest talk show around today.

I want to know one thing and one thing only.

Who the heck is that me?

Oh hey, I'm unstable.

Salt sup.

Where's pear or sis?

This kind of open sis would be sitting next to me on the couch today or just any day.

Really?

Hey, I don't know man, I got the call.

They said come to the juice man.

I said okay man.

And then I woke you guys.

Hear that?

What?

No, it's like a voice man and tell me to do things man.

Whoa, where am I?

How did I get here?

Who is that grapefruit?

I love grapefruit.

Is anyone else gonna eat that?

Okay.

Who wants to trade seats?

Not it, nope.

Is he drooling?

His mouth is probably watering over today's juicy prompt.

What do you got on tap today?

Little Apple roadblocks, gaming asks if you could become a human for 24 hours, what would you do?

The humans have teeth.

Yeah.

Cool.

Well in that case I'd bite into a grapefruit man.

Everyone answer the question please sooner we answer the sooner I can leave you heard him.

Friends grapefruit and I want to know what's the joke?

Marshy we do that every day as foods man.

If I was a human, I used my hand to pick up a knife man and then I just started stabbing people man, give those humans a taste of what we foods have been experiencing for years man.

I've lost so many friends.

My buddy Pepper got ground up, chewed around and sneezed out into a tissue man.

The humans must pay for what they put us through man.

I dont disk with unstable salt quite as much as I probably should.

Humans are the worst.

You get a lot of our friends over the years.

Seaman now you're thinking clear man.

Now let me take a bite man.

My little bite back off weirdo.

Hey man, I'm not a weirdo.

I'm unstable.

You know what I'd do if I was human, I'd fly.

You mean in an airplane?

I just fly around like superman.

Superman isn't real.

I mean technically it's not even human.

Whoa Does little Apple.

Seriously think humans can fly.

How human relating.

Okay.

Even I know that one was a stretch man.

Okay, so humans can't fly but they can still do cool stuff like breathe underwater.

So that's what I do bro.

I gotta ask you ever seen a human, Are you telling me Aquaman isn't real either.

Thank you.

It's so great.

Are they the fastest runners?

She has a master.

Do humans have the biggest brains or the biggest bodies?

No, I believe elephants got them beat in both categories.

So what good are they?

Well forget being a human.

I want to be a duck, a duck.

They can fly.

They can swim.

They can walk on land.

You're freaking awesome compared to humans.

I don't know, little apple.

That sounds like a quack pot theory to me.

Okay, that was pretty good man.

I said back off okay geez man.

You know I'll tell you what I'd do if I was a human for 24 hours.

Shoot my shot was India.

You really think she'd be into you?

Well she's never dated any citrus fruits.

Being human would only help my chances if I was human for a day, I'd probably spend the whole time touching my tongue to my new exciting things.

My nose, my ears, my eyebrows, my elbows, the side of a little apple's face.

I'm with you orange.

I definitely see if I can touch my tongue to ideas, tongue, grapefruit.

Your gross.

There is no scenario fictitious or otherwise in which you have a shot at Zendaya.

What do you know?

You just be a duck bro.

So true man.

Let me have a little tiny bite back off.

Why?

Because I'm bothering you man.

But also because there's a knife headed directly where you're standing, wow.

Talk about assault avenge me guys avenge me.

Yeah I don't think I'm gonna avenge him.

No way.

I mean you guys saw you never listen to me even though I kept telling to step off.

Step off.

I think it's back.

Okay thank you.

Mr.

Technicality.

Yes I kept saying back off, back off.