This isn't toothpaste.

This is an orange permanent marker if I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

Oh hey, fruit lovers didn't see you there if you're not wearing your fancy pants, put them on now because it's time for the who wore it better challenge.

That's right.

Get ready for some high fashion fruit lovers and lowbrow humor.

Now please give a warm welcome to our first contestant grapefruit and my stones getting ready for today's challenge.

So not sure that was a good idea.

No, no, I think it was a good call.

Really?

Yeah, you're sure to raise some eyebrows.

I knew it.

I'm taking this crap off grapefruits opponent.

Today is sis sis, I'm here just fashionably late as always.

Well I can see sis is ready to go.

So here are the rules.

We're gonna put the same exact outfit on each one of you and the audience will vote who wore it best?

And here's the kicker.

The winner of today's challenge wins a modeling contract for my case.

Another modeling contract.

I was the Superdome baby.

You didn't know about this.

Whoa!

That was you keep it down, sis!

He's trying to put that chapter behind him.

If all you want the money I made from that campaign got me to college, don't you mean got you through college?

What did I stutter?

It paid for my bus ticket to college.

Look, can we get to the challenge of what as you wish outfit 1?

Oh this is nice.

I like the okay audience.

It's time to cast your vote.

Who wore it better?

Wait photos please?

No, I'd rather not have like ah my eyes is everyone blind out there?

Is it just me while the votes are tallied?

I'll serenade you with an original of mine, La la la la la la la la la la.

Looks like voting is done.

Do la la la la orange I'm wearing next to nothing over here.

I'm feeling totally exposed and kind of chilly.

So do orange.

Right, okay, so the results are in and grapefruit wins and really don't act so surprised that color totally highlights your eyes.

Huh?

I suppose it does in a way, grapefruit sis that concludes round one, which means I only have one thing to say to you.

Oh geez okay, that does kind of take over.

Oh, I look good.

Hold on another bikini.

I didn't know I'd be, can we talk about the old timey flashbulbs this guy's using for some reason.

Come on guys, get a camera phone audience, voting begins now.

Yeah, orange and we're back.

Looks like grapefruit one again though, I'll admit it was a close one because we're wearing clothes, are we though?

I feel like we're decidedly not wearing clothes.

I will say I'm kind of surprised I didn't win that round.

Please cut of this bikini perfectly accentuates my figure.

Oh my gosh, what the heck am I saying right now?

I'm not sure what you're saying, but here's what I'm saying?

Three, would you stop aiming that thing at me?

Okay over there.

Okay, this one's really tight.

I'm in a lot of pain and I'm not sure it's even gonna cover my entire body.

Okay.

Cast your votes audience.

Do do la la la la la la, we not afford actual music or actual clothing for that matter.

Alright, audience, you know what that sound means?

It means it's time for more mouth music sound means okay, okay, that sound means voting is complete drum roll please.

We can see the results.

Pro, they're right there on the screen.

The winner of today's challenge.

It's obviously me mathematically.

I was guaranteed it at the round two by a score of three rounds to zero.

Oh my gosh, this is fence.

Who could it be?

Did I win?

Oh my gosh food audience.

Put your non existent hands together for our new champion.

Just say it already.

Great.

Okay, this is actually worth the wait, people cheering for me is like chicken soup for my ego grapefruit.

You've won a modeling contract.

How do you feel pretty great.

When do I start?

I'm here to get back in the saddle.

Been working on some really fresh looks and poses a modeling shoot, modeling shoot.

Oh, that already happened, huh?

Look, bye.

Oh wow.

No, nice tan.

Great through and throw back to your separate tone days.

This is terrible.

I mean not the fact that I'm wearing bikinis because let's face it, I look fantastic but my, but as an adult, my butt on a billboard.

You got any idea how many women drive past that billboard every single day?

Orange?

Not exactly.

But I could take a crack at the number if you'd like.

Okay.

Okay.

I think that joke might have crossed the line orange.

And which line would that be?

The tan line?

Okay.

But seriously, let's cool it with the butt jokes, grapefruit.

We apologize.

Yeah.

We shouldn't have been so cheeky.

That's it.

I am leaving bum her.