Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • thanks for wearing a tinfoil hat.

  • Orange.

  • It makes me feel a lot more at ease knowing the government couldn't use our brain waves to track us to this location at ease.

  • As you can see fruit lovers lou the tick is taking over today.

  • I specifically requested the 78th episode Why 78 Because it's where all the threads connect man 78.

  • The number of cards in a typical tarot deck 78.

  • The atomic number of platinum 78.

  • The number of revolutions per minute of a gray phone.

  • Tarot, gramophone, platinum T.

  • G.

  • P.

  • What's that?

  • An acronym for um tiny gassy poop.

  • No Orange.

  • It's the great prophecy.

  • The great prophecy.

  • I've waited my whole life for the wonders of the great prophecy to be revealed to me and it's finally going down today in this episode.

  • Can you sense it?

  • Can you smell it?

  • Um Not really.

  • But then again I don't have a nose.

  • Yeah let's do this.

  • Hey Orange, can I ask you a question admittedly I've never watched one of these episodes before but I assume that's the deal right?

  • You asked questions?

  • I answer them.

  • No.

  • X.

  • Hey X.

  • C.

  • Orange, we gotta get out of here.

  • We're in danger.

  • What do you mean?

  • They're just trying to make an ax pun.

  • A.

  • X.

  • E.

  • Orange, A.

  • X.

  • E.

  • Aliens for the extinction of earth.

  • I think it just means ax get out it's time for what room Can ghosts not go in the living room falls unless that living room is protected by an ethereal energy net.

  • Ghost can most certainly go in.

  • Um, lou I think they were just making a joke.

  • A joke?

  • Yeah, fans like to submit funny joke sometimes.

  • Oh, I see.

  • I'll try to keep that in mind waza.

  • I'll tell you exactly what's up.

  • Government overreach.

  • Ufo related mortality rates and covert CIA activity.

  • And the ball cats.

  • Who is that?

  • I just told you like moments ago.

  • What is happening right now?

  • Say hi Hunter.

  • Don't tell me what to do.

  • Hunter say.

  • I love you Kayden.

  • I just met you Kaden.

  • Can you turn pear into a squirrel for the next 10 episodes?

  • Once I accrue all seven of the mystic enigma crystals.

  • The answer will be yes.

  • But since I only possess one enigma crystal as of yet, I can only turn pear into a squirrel for about 10 seconds or so.

  • Huh?

  • I don't have much time.

  • Hey, pear, What's your favorite ballet?

  • Is it the nutcracker?

  • Have you heard about the new squirrel diet?

  • It's just nuts.

  • How do squirrels remember where they buried their nuts?

  • They use acorn Nims.

  • How many squirrels does it take to man?

  • I ran out of time.

  • Oh, well, I think you got the nuts and bolts of it.

  • Marshmallow is the cutest character on ask Orange.

  • I beg to differ.

  • Obviously you've never seen my marshmallow cosplay.

  • I'll be right back.

  • Sorry.

  • Inhale to fly drop every fruit on pair.

  • Hey, okay, well this isn't so bad.

  • What the heck squash is not a fruit.

  • I'm sorry to break it to you Amigo?

  • But botanically speaking squash have seeds and developed from the flower producing portion of the plant.

  • So keep them coming fellas.

  • But that's crazy.

  • If squashes are the fruits then.

  • Oh, that means, can you speak different languages?

  • Indeed I can.

  • I'm pollutant, galactic in universal's classic radar nick, new radar, nick.

  • Plutonic Neptune, inquisitor magnets and Portuguese.

  • Hey lou, I'm a little scared of little apple.

  • I see what kind of person you are.

  • Let me guess.

  • People like me bug you.

  • Did I do it?

  • Did I properly do a humor?

  • Yeah, that was pretty good.

  • I love this whole humor thing.

  • Okay, I'm ready for another joke.

  • Let's do this.

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes.

  • Oh man, I can already tell.

  • This is gonna be hilarious.

  • Let's see a fish with no eyes.

  • Oh, an eyeless fish.

  • Oh man, I bet that's it.

  • Eyeless fish.

  • Final answer.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Well, very amusing.

  • Although I feel mine was a bit better.

  • What happens when a guy named tim starts feeling cold?

  • Okay, don't tell me when tim starts feeling cold.

  • He probably puts on a sweater.

  • Oh, that's totally it isn't it?

  • He says timber wow.

  • I've only been doing comedy for a couple of minutes and it is embarrassing.

  • How much better I already am at this than you guys.

  • Hey, what does the cucumber say to the donut, listen, this answer.

  • Better.

  • Make sense Otherwise I'm officially retired for comedy forever.

  • Surprise airbag.

  • What the heck is that supposed to?

  • Hey pear Hey airbag no.

  • Oh hey what you yelling about?

  • Oh I thought I was gonna get launched up into the air.

  • Oh no no no no see you're thinking of surprise airbag I'm just an airbag.

  • Well a delivery airbag what a relief yep.

  • Just came by to deliver this.

  • It's a prophecy or something.

  • I think a great prophecy.

  • Give it here, give it here wow, eager.

  • Much knife knife, we gotta get out of here before we get chopped.

  • You're a sharp one pair.

  • No no no it's an acronym C.

  • Um Maybe we should just you know leave the area just to be safe nonsense.

  • It's gonna be some epic prophecy about the end times arm again and stuff.

  • Fire and brimstone you know I don't know this late in the episode.

  • I really think it's gonna be a nice quiet.

  • I've almost deciphered the message using my Enigma crystal.

  • Okay okay got it.

  • Great prophecy of K.

  • N.

  • I.

  • F.

  • E.

  • Means knives now in fiery explosion.

  • I told you there would be a knife.

  • Yeah well I told you it would be a fiery Armageddon Hooray looks like you were both right.

  • Mhm.

thanks for wearing a tinfoil hat.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it