Oh my God, I'm bored.

Put me down, you big wolf, wow.

A new friend?

Hey, Oh, hey, what's up?

Hey?

Hey, you look like a mini volcano.

I bet you're a real blast.

What?

I'm not a mini volcano.

Sure you are.

Turn around.

I bet you have a really nice ash, wow.

Okay.

You know what?

Can you just leave me alone?

I think you meant, can I lava you alone?

Come on buddy.

These jokes are gold.

No, in fact, they're not gold.

They're actually, oh, sorry.

I didn't mean to inter erupt.

You get it?

Erupt.

Yeah, I get it.

But I'm not a mini volcano.

Really?

Really?

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm not a volcano.

I'm a cake.

I've never seen a cake like you, Are you sure you're a cake?

Yes, I'm a Bundt cake.

A what A Bundt cake?

A butt cake.

A Bundt cake.

I have so many questions like, what kind of butts are you made of?

Look, I'm not made of elephant butts.

Are you made of elephant butts?

Elephant?

Where do you even get that?

No.

Okay, well it better not be cow butts.

I'm not made out of cow, but that doesn't even make sense.

Also, do you see, I like butts?

Oh my God.

And do you taste like, but what if, buts even taste like, I don't look smell or taste like butts.

I taste like lemon because I am a lemon Bundt cake.

Lemon butter cake.

You're made of lemon, but no, I'm not made of, Wait, Oh, no.

Simon, you didn't kill grandpa lemon, did you?

Yeah, yeah, I sliced your friend's butt off to make myself No grandpa lemon.

What a way to go getting your butt chopped up and made it on cake, grandpa Lemon.

He was so young.

Well actually he wasn't young at all, but still, it's so tragic.

Hey, is that your friend right there?

Hey, grandpa, Lemon and his, but are okay.

Yeah, Well, I've been trying to tell you that I'm not made of butts.

Oh, so what kind of cake are you then?

I told you a Bundt cake, but cake.

Bundt cake.

We're saying the same thing.

I need to get out of here.

Where's that hand to take me away?

Hey?

Hey, but cake, I'm not responding to you.

Hey, but cake.

Are you good friends with rump roast?

Ha, just stop it, boy.

But cake aren't you acting cheeky?

Hey, That's it.

I am not made of, but I am a bundt cake.

Bundt.

Well, why didn't you say so.

What is wrong with you?

You irritating pipsqueak, jeez, that wasn't very nice.

I don't care.

Ok, I don't care.

No, that's not very nice.

And I told you, I don't care.

No knife.

What?

Right in the tushy.

Hey, you've got something oozing out of you.

Ah, this is just great.

My molten lemon is oozing everywhere.

Wait, molten like lava.

What?

No, you are a mini volcano.

I knew it.

No, it's just molten lemon filling hot lava.

Take Hey, who are you?

I'm moon pie.

Oh man, what luck I'm having today.

Wait, you don't look like a moon pie.

Aren't moon pies?

Chocolatey and round.

They sure are.

But that's not why they call me moon pie.

This is why now can you whiten my teeth a bit wider, wider, too white, Too white.

Oh hey there.

Fruit lovers.

You caught me editing today's video with one of our shows behind the scenes.

Stars bug editor say, hey big editor.

I don't like being in front of the camera.

Come on, stop loafing around and let's get back to editing the video.

How about we add a star wipe?

A star wipe?

Nobody ever uses those.

Just try it.

See it's a dumb transition that we shouldn't.

I love it.

Do it again.

You're the boss.

Another what would I know?

I mean I've only added like 462 of these episodes.

You know, we have other types of transitions other than star wipes.

Right?

Really?

Well let's use them all.

That's not what I meant.

Checkerboard wipe, Diamond wipe band wipe.

Okay, take it easy.

Don't want to ruin the video with two minutes phoenician blind wipe.

Star wipe clock wipe.

Star wipe clock wipe.

Star wipe.

Okay, that's enough.

I take a lot of pride in these videos, but you are absolutely ruining it with all these wipes.

Are those all the wipes you have?

Yes.

What about a butt wipe?

We do not have a butt wipe.

That's ridiculous.

And then how come it says butt wipe right there.

Huh?

See butt wipe.

Oh my God, it actually looks like a but but white.

Okay, we got it.

That's enough knock it off, knock it off.

But wouldn't that make me a fart knocker?

You're making a mockery of my work?

Do you realize how hard it is to edit these videos?

Is it as hard as a diamond wife?

That's it.

No more wipes of any kind?

They're dumb and they're so beneath me.

Do you even know the level of technological magic I'm capable of.

I bet it's not better than a butt wipe.

Guess again.

Oh cool.

It's like I'm in that one movie that's really, really bad.

Here's a story about an awesome orange who was holding in a really massive burp.

So what do you think of my editing skills now?

Color me impressed.

Also color my teeth white my eyes.

That was the last time.

I promise.

All right, you've seen my editing skills.

Now, can we please please edit the rest of this video the way I want to do it.

Absolutely.

I crust.

You will do the right thing bread head.

Alright then we're going to use simpler, less flashy transitions.

Like cut exactly.

Now you're getting it.

We can simply cut from one shot to the next.

No need for wipes and fades and whatnot.

No cut.

Uh I'm gonna really miss editor.

He was really slice, but right to the end card.

I've never been in a but store before.

I didn't even know they were a thing.

Oh yeah dude, a lot of people like me out there.

I need a new but you know trust me the owners of the corner but boutique do very well for themselves.

Wait, where's Orange?

Hey friends.

I thought it was only appropriate to enter through the rear.

Listen everybody behave yourself.

Okay this is like the best but store in town if they don't have the replacement but of my dreams, nobody will cory welcome.

I'm cheeky your personal salesperson for the day.

Please step into our sitting room as for the rest of you make yourselves comfortable, enjoy the complimentary soda, complimentary soda.

Oh I'm about to make some really poor decisions.

I can already tell I'm not usually a fan of shopping but this I can get behind.

Here it comes.

Alright, you guys feast your eyes on this.

Talk about real buns of steel, titanium Actually yeah, this thing's military grade.

Apparently repelled bullets.

Not to mention women.

Can't hear you over the sound of my but being so awesome.

Go ahead.

Somebody shoot something at my butt.

Do it.

I'm about to make a major purchase here.

I got to test it out.

Okay ha Didn't even feel it.

Although when I think about it, that could just be because a lot of half of my brain that feel pain so but that can't feel anything.

Seems like a downside if you ask me, what do you mean?

Like if you're gonna shell out a bunch of money for a new but shouldn't you be able to feel stuff?

You know the softness of a sofa, the smugness of a good pair of jeans.

Hey, don't look at me like that.

You know what little apple had to actually a really great point.

If I wanted a number how to stick with the status quo cheeky, show me something else in my thighs.

I want to feel my new but as you wish sir, how y'all doing, enjoying yourself?

Oh yeah, Some of us a bit too much guys.

If you mix the sodas together, the flavors absolutely do sting.

I don't feel very good sir.

Looks like we got another one.

What do you think I mean?

It feels great.

Oh yeah.

Soft cushion, yep.

Felt that feed.

No, buts about it.

This but works cory.

Are you sure you're okay with the color?

What about it?

Whoa.

Who let rafiki in here, huh hookey.

What's she talking about?

Someone?

Tell me what's up with my bottom Corey, your butt is rat like bright red.

So what?

I'm red.

I'm an apple.

So I'm red.

Right, sure I lost half of my brain that color but surely I'm the same color as my brother.

Right well remember we're half brothers.

So who's gonna tell him not.

It stomach hurts sir.

I'm afraid you're not red.

Excuse me.

You're yellow.

What Nobody calls me Yellow, sir.

I'll do a stunt right here and now call me yellow.

I'm the opposite of yellow.

I'm a couple motorcycle over the moon.

Somebody get me a helmet.

I'm gonna write a canoe off the edge of the earth.

That won't be necessary sir.

I've actually alerted security and they'll be seeing you out.

Oh no.

Okay.

You know what?

I made a theme and I am sorry.

See I had an accident and I want to have my brain that acknowledges social decorum and also voice volume.

See what I mean?

Yes.

Yes, I do quick.

You guys help me pick out a but before they throw me out on it, it means that appropriately colored.

But over there.

Simple, classic, elegant.

I love it.

Yeah, I could get used to this.

It's your lucky day sir.

That, but just so happens to be on sale.

The price has been cut.

Yes.

To be more precise.

The price has been slashed.

Yes, but in fact the price has been halved.

Yes.