You don't have a nose.

Whoa!

The rain is stopping, Whoa, it is a rainbow.

Hey hey charlie!

Hey charlie.

Hey charlie, Wake up, it's a rainbow God you guys this better be pretty freaking important.

Is the kitchen on fire again?

Yeah, we have to go get the pot of gold, Come on.

The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Let's go pot of gold.

Sure I'm going back to sleep now.

Please stop jumping on me.

Yeah, I want my pot of gold charlie.

Let's go hurry.

Alright fine, I'll go with you to see the rainbow.

No, you're doing it wrong, marshmallow, it's like this.

God, would you guys knock it off already, jeez, why don't you stop horning in?

Hey hey charlie!

What?

Hey charlie!

Hey what what are you gonna buy with your share of the gold?

I'm gonna buy a pot of gold.

You guys do realize that there actually isn't a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, right?

Can't buy a friggin rainbow, God, wait who is that?

Come on guys, we're gonna go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow charlie's giving us a ride, Hop on.

Oh no, I am not carrying all you guys and those suitcases but they're important charlie?

Yeah, they're important charlie.

Okay, I'll carry the stupid suitcases too.

Yeah, would you guys shut up these suitcases are freakin heavy and this isn't very sturdy, we shouldn't be on it, come on, stop horsing around and just go charlie.

Seriously guys, This bridge is starting to break.

We need to get rid of those freaking suitcases.

Wait, we can't do that charlie.

Yeah, charlie.

We can't.

Why?

What's inside them?

Parachutes.

What?

Oh my frickin leg and the double pot of gold.

What does it mean?

Shut up!

I swear.

I didn't even want to come here Now.

I've got a freakin broken leg.

Thanks to you fruit baskets.

Just shut up.

Hey, hey, charlie.

What knife?

Oh God!

Right in the other kidney.

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Emoji rap.

Go and they want you to follow your dreams.

Hi And they want you to follow your dreams.

Don't let them get you down.

Wait, they live in your heart.

They want you to follow your dreams, you know?

Right, bye bye.

And they want you to follow your dreams.

Thank you ford.

Oh, whoa, hot potato potato.

Now you got me confused with somebody else.

I knew you'd show up sooner or tater.

No, Yam, Yam.

What?

I, yam, Yam.

What?

I, yam, yam.

What?

I, yam.

I am a yam and that's all that.

I am.

I am what I am too.

Seriously.

What is wrong with you?

Were you born like this or what?

I don't know.

Maybe you should ask my mom.

Hey, Hey mom, if I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times.

Hey is for horses.

You're not laughing and then I said drive you bananas but I don't even know how to get there.

You know, we sure had a lot of good times together.

Mom.

Oh, like that day we had a yodeling contest.

The oh hey, turn it down over there, geez, what's he yammering about, rooting for me.

Would you two be quiet?

Hey, Hey orange.

Remember that book I used to read you green eggs and yam.

Remember when you taught me to ride that bike?

I think it was a Yamaha.

You said look ma, no hands.

Yeah, be quiet.

Oh my God, shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up jeez.

Is he always like this?

I don't know.

I just met the guy, but he does seem a little yam.

A lama ding dong.

Whoa!

Well, he sure ain't a sweet potato.

Hey, hey.

Yeah, I'm not listening.

Go away.

Yeah.

Hey, Hey, yam, yam, we're over here.

Can you hear me?

Yeah, yeah, knife.

I told you there's never a dull moment around here.

That's why I said never play with knives.

What on earth are you doing?

Oh mom, I didn't mean to, don't you mom me.

I thought I raised you to be sharper than that.

Whoa.

It's like everybody and their mother showed up today.

We carpooled, wow, you shouldn't have goodness gracious.

I'm so proud of my little guy.

I love you mom.

Hey, what's the matter marshmallow Couldn't your mom make it mommy?

No.

Well that actually explains a lot.

Stop horsing around and start unicorn ng around cause marshmallow is the guest host of today's How two episode.

And I love literally everything about this episode because I finally get to do it without Orange messing things up.

That's right, Mark.

She's got this one handled today.

How to catch a unicorn.

You don't say catch y'all on the flipside.

Oranges, bowing out.

Speak for yourself marshmallow now.

How does one go about catching a unicorn?

Okay, seems like a good start.

What's step 2?

Yeah, great.

But how does that help you catch a unicorn three?

Are you just listing off motivational phrases?

The unicorn.

That's just another motivational quote.

I want to catch a unicorn.

What do I do get a net, set a trap?

Let me guess be the best you can be.

That's right because it has nothing to do with catching a unicorn.

Getting what?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, marshmallow.

How many steps are there?

Can we just skip ahead to number 40 then please?

You don't say oh marshmallow.

None of this tells us how to actually catch a unicorn.

Yes, easy to catch a unicorn.

You want step 41.

There's a 41st step.

Why didn't you just say so?

Numbers confuse me.

Okay, marshmallow for the very, very last time.

How do you catch a unicorn bear?

You wow!

I never thought I'd say this, but I actually miss hosting these episodes with Orange.

I brought the TNT and I take it back immediately.