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  • howdy howdy fruit allude toots.

  • I'm orange and this is my friend.

  • Normal sized apple.

  • Thank you.

  • Oranges promised me there will be no jokes about my size today, otherwise I'm out of here and this episode is over.

  • You need a refresher on our ground rules before we begin, orange, nope, not even a normal sized bit.

  • But speaking of ground rules today, we're doing the coffee challenge.

  • We're gonna try different coffee samples and see if we can guess where it's from.

  • So how about it friend, ready to do your taste best on this taste test.

  • I'm ready to put my money where my palate is orange.

  • Let's do this.

  • Alright, round one coming at you.

  • Mm very strong, slightly burnt taste and they spelled my name wrong.

  • Well, this has gotta be Starbucks.

  • Nice work now it's my turn.

  • Right, drink that coffee.

  • All right, just wait please sir, I'm begging you don't drink me what?

  • I have Children.

  • See I have so much to live for.

  • You.

  • Don't have to do it.

  • Have mercy on me.

  • Mercy clock's ticking.

  • We're gonna need a guest from you.

  • Look how about this?

  • You just tell me what coffee place you're from and nobody has to die.

  • You you mean it?

  • Sure.

  • Okay, I'm from Dunkin Donuts awesome.

  • Dunkin Donuts.

  • Final answer.

  • I can't believe he fell for it.

  • How did I do?

  • Or did the tears seem real?

  • Oh yeah, those acting classes are definitely paying off.

  • Hold on.

  • You had an actor come in here and lie to my face.

  • Hey now I didn't lie to your face.

  • I acted to your face to to See you next week in class.

  • All right, you ready for round 2?

  • Fine mm.

  • Okay.

  • This is not the greatest coffee I've ever tasted.

  • Lots of vicinity smells weird yet familiar.

  • And it also says Mcdonald's on the cup.

  • So that's my guess what they served it to you in a branded cup.

  • What kind of challenges this?

  • Do you actually want me to answer that?

  • Because it's kind of hard to espresso.

  • Oh my gosh okay I'm gonna taste my coffee now.

  • No, wait please sir, I'm begging you don't drink me over here.

  • I do not wish to be sipped nor does my family wish for me to be sipped.

  • If I would have somehow end up sip they would be most displeased.

  • Quick question.

  • Are you guys the mafia?

  • No with a coffee to hey is this wise guy laughing at our family, ignore him.

  • He didn't mean it.

  • Yeah sorry I just got a lot on my mind right now.

  • Look, the point is nobody's drinking his coffee.

  • His family is protected.

  • Capiche Capiche Capiche Hino.

  • Hey, nobody disrespects the family.

  • You hear me go we don't want to make any trouble.

  • I'm not gonna drink any member of your family.

  • I promise.

  • Okay we're gonna go now but no more wisecracks gonna be trouble.

  • You understand?

  • So put another way there's trouble brewing.

  • Oh and that's time.

  • Sorry friend.

  • Looks like you lost.

  • Round two orange.

  • Why do I keep getting served coffees were alive and have faces.

  • Huh?

  • Why can't you have a coffee with a face for once?

  • You mean like this?

  • Hello?

  • Okay, now this is more like it.

  • Good luck taste testing one with a face.

  • Excuse me sir, may I take a sip of you?

  • My how polite you are?

  • Of course you may.

  • Why?

  • Thank you.

  • Say are you from Tim Hortons?

  • Indeed I am.

  • How do you know you're so polite?

  • Oh no, I wasn't too polite, was I?

  • I'm sorry don't be sorry sorry for apologizing too much.

  • Okay, time for me to try.

  • Fine.

  • Mm Okay wow, that's really good.

  • Nice flavor, very fresh.

  • You know, I feel like this might be an italian roast of some kind and you will be correct that coffee you just take a sip from is my nephew stepbrothers car.

  • For let me guess he's family, his family not get in the car.

  • I'm gonna go for a little ride.

  • Yeah, I don't think so.

  • Get in the car.

  • Wait, I said get in the car now what happened to your accent man?

  • Did I really dropped the accent.

  • Yeah, when you started yelling dang it, I guess I still got a lot to learn about being an actor.

  • Well see you in class Orange.

  • Yeah.

  • See you Pete.

  • Well I guess you technically won.

  • Today's challenge orange.

  • Although I kind of feel like I won since you managed to go the entire episode without making one joke about my size.

  • What can I say?

  • This acting class I'm taking has really helped me get my act together, changes that class.

  • By the way, a very famous actor, you've probably heard of him.

  • Al Cappuccino Orange, who are, what do you want?

  • I was just wondering if maybe you could Orange?

  • Maybe you could Don't say it.

  • Orange.

  • You've been doing so well.

  • Could you say hello to my little friend?

  • This episode is on.

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