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  • Hey fruit lovers.

  • Today we've got a challenge that's gonna make you wanna pull out your hair for reals?

  • The extreme waxing challenge?

  • Now let's meet our contestants grapefruit, good morrow and special guest.

  • Hey there Ben stuck inside a cat's esophagus.

  • Pretty much you know in my entire life.

  • So needless to say it's nice to be out okay before we begin I should warn you both.

  • This challenge is gonna hurt.

  • Oh I am well aware you are.

  • Are you saying you like wax your body before?

  • Um No sorry I meant to say that more calm.

  • No.

  • Yeah it seems like you've waxed bro.

  • No no I haven't I've never waxed anything on my body before you have.

  • Maybe I have.

  • That's why I'm the host of today's episode.

  • I have never waxed anything ever.

  • Okay we just move along already.

  • Anyway.

  • The winner of today's challenge wins this mystery box.

  • What's inside a Brazilian?

  • Just kidding.

  • The contents are a complete mystery.

  • Couldn't resist making a little waxing joke.

  • I don't get it.

  • Do you get it?

  • No one gets it.

  • Yes I mean no.

  • Which everyone makes you think?

  • I've never waxed my body.

  • That's my answer.

  • Let's begin.

  • Round one.

  • We're starting small.

  • We're waxing your eyebrows.

  • Yeah this is gonna be a breeze.

  • I don't have eyebrows.

  • You're lucky me.

  • I'm not sure where my eyebrows end and my body begins.

  • Yeah I've been meaning to ask you you do have a body under all that hair right?

  • What do you mean like?

  • Is there a body at the center of you that all your hair is growing out of or are you just like all hair time's up less tongue wagon and more brow waxing.

  • Here we go, wax on.

  • Oh man, I guess I had some baby hairs up there after all.

  • Okay, that kinda hurt for a second but not nearly as much.

  • Oh my eyes, my eyes just kidding, barely even felt it.

  • I think I'm gonna be sick.

  • Hairball.

  • Are are you ok?

  • Yeah, just getting a surprising new perspective on things, wow, you're still in a pretty good mood.

  • All things considered.

  • Well, what can I say?

  • Having my eyes torn off my body still beats the heck out of being inside a cat's esophagus.

  • Maybe you could just set my eyes over near my body.

  • Perfect.

  • Thank you.

  • Um Well if hairball isn't going to forfeit, I guess it's on to round two mustaches.

  • Bring it on.

  • You heard him bring in the wax.

  • Here's what I'm worried about here.

  • Oh, that is hot.

  • You know what, I'll pass on this round you forfeit.

  • I mean, yeah, I got a bit of a mustache going here and I like the way it looks.

  • I don't feel like shaving it for one little challenge episode.

  • Have it your way.

  • Anyway, here's what I'm worried about hairball.

  • There's no actual body underneath all your hair.

  • I feel like these wax strips might just tear away like all you Well I'm not really worried about it, you know?

  • Of course that might just be because I just have a lot of hair instead of an actual brain.

  • Yeah.

  • Real funny stuff.

  • All right.

  • You two enough yip yapping and more lip waxing.

  • 123.

  • Uh Not me pal.

  • I set out this round.

  • Remember you should go help your buddy with Oh, my mouth, My mouth is separated from my body.

  • The pain, the pain is non existent.

  • Actually.

  • Had you guys going there for a minute, hardly even tickled.

  • Oh my God, you two should see your faces relax bro.

  • Can you see our faces?

  • Sure my eyes are working fine.

  • So is my mouth, in fact, Hey, that's really good.

  • Shouldn't we get him to it like a doctor or something?

  • Why?

  • So you can have the mystery box all to yourself?

  • No, just set my mouth over near my body.

  • Oh, I'm glad you're up for round three cause it's the best one.

  • Come on.

  • Let's lift the wax on hairballs body.

  • His entire front side is gone, his backside obviously.

  • Oh my God, we're doing this on camera.

  • Only if you want any shot at winning that mystery box, bring in the wax.

  • Oh they are really getting up in there.

  • So lather it on fellas!

  • This one's for all the marbles.

  • Oh, so it's marbles in the old mystery box.

  • I lost a few of those a long time ago.

  • Just a figure of speech.

  • Oh sorry.

  • Can't really keep up with slang when you live in a cat's esophagus.

  • Okay, you too Less jibber jabbing and more strip ripping sis.

  • I'm just gonna say it.

  • That didn't even rhyme.

  • I mean honestly they get weaker and weaker every round and uh um grapefruit.

  • Yeah, we removed your wax, Oh, owie Oh that hurts so very bad with the strips and the thing, grapefruit.

  • Give it up.

  • We know you're lying.

  • Nothing came off.

  • Oh my God, that's where you have waxed your backside bro.

  • I don't do it often.

  • Okay, just having to catch me right after an appointment.

  • Whoa!

  • Check this out.

  • So, uh, in an unforeseen series of events, it appears hairballs, body has been torn completely apart by three wax strips.

  • Bummer.

  • I guess I'll have to split the mystery prize with myself.

  • Dude, you do not have to pretend to be happy about what's happening right now.

  • You bet I'm happy.

  • Hey, can someone assemble my body parts in the same, you know, general area so I can have more of a cohesive I guess.

  • Experience.

  • Thanks so much.

  • Perfect.

  • Alright, hairball, it's the moment of truth.

  • What do you hope is inside a game would be nice, Especially if it's a three player o or a pet, A pet would be the best.

  • Well, that's great news because the mystery box contains a bird.

  • Yeah, yeah, this is so awesome!

  • Come here you, I wanna meet whoa.

  • Hey now bro, That bird flew up with your eyeballs, wow!

  • What a view.

  • I wish I could share it.

  • Just breathtaking stuff kind of thing.

  • That would take hundreds and hundreds of man hours to animate but you'll just have to take my word for it.

  • You don't seem very concerned or surprised by this now.

  • You know this sort of thing happens to us.

  • Hairballs, birds like using us in their nests.

  • Oh yes my eyes are now being woven into the nest structure.

  • Wait what's that?

  • I don't know what is it?

  • It's a cat, there's a cat in the tree.

  • A cat is fighting my bird.

  • Oh it is an incredible battle.

  • It would surely cost thousands of dollars to produce word to be demanded of a professional animator and we're just getting the play by play commentary.

  • Lucky us.

  • The cat has one it's approaching my eyes now.

  • Whoa!

  • Really?

  • And yeah I'm back inside a cat's esophagus.

  • Um Congrats I'll admit this is a bit disheartening.

  • I was really pumped to not have to look at cat Asaf agus 24 7 but uh looks like that's not in the cards for me but I mean look at it this way at least only your eyes are in a cat massage.

  • Oh that's true.

  • The rest of me is out here and free to do whatever I please.

  • That's the winning attitude.

  • What will you do first?

  • Well I suppose first order of business will be to take a shower and rinse this catastrophic is stench off me because obviously that last thing I want to happen now is, well, that was unexpected.

  • Yeah.

  • No kitten.

  • Ah.

Hey fruit lovers.

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