here in Los Angeles.

Come with me!

[maniacal laughter]

[demonic laughter]

♪ ♪

Okay, so we are in the hayride.

-Oh God, you ready, girl? -I am so ready.

I've been waiting for this for a minute now.

[all screaming]

If there's anything I hate, it's a bunch of scary freaks

wearing way too much makeup.

Wait a minute... wait.

[all screaming]

Oh no!

[chainsaw revving]

I'm trying to be beautiful!

You are making it very hard to be beautiful!

[all screaming]

No! No!

Stop it. Stop it

No.

God, was there a sale on chainsaws?

No! No.

It's horrible-slash-wonderful.

I'm on pins and needles.

Oh! I see what you did there!

This is intense.

♪ ♪

What is going on?!

He was very well hung, I must say.

♪ ♪

The '90s are back [bleep].

♪ ♪

Oh my-- oh, it was a swamp man.

-What? -What did he say?

[shouting]

Okay, we don't understand what you're saying.

Use your words.

-What is he doing now? -Oh, it's your head.

No complaints yet.

Why are they following us? Do you want an autograph?

-What's going on? -Hashtag "beat it."

You're obsessed with me.

You're obsessed with me!

I need this area, just a little nip and a tuck.

[all screaming]

Oh, my God, that actually scared me.

Wild, whoo.

Oh, my God, that was so scary.

Watch "Dragstravaganza" screaming all Huluween long!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to pee my pants!

♪ ♪

Hey, honey. You need a ride?

Don't flirt with the murderers.