Oh, yeah.

See, now it feels like Christmas!

- Merry Christmas! - Just the one divorce in '99.

What are you doing here, weird turtle man?

I'm the Holiday Armadillo.

Your part-Jewish friend.

You sent me here to give Ben some presents, remember?

What?

Hey.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Well, I thought a lot about what you said, and I realized maybe I was a little judgmental.

Yeah. Oh, but ooh.

Oh, now, Phoebe, remember⏤hey!

They're just fulfilling their Christmas⏤

- Destiny. Yes. - Sure.

Alright.

Okay.

Yikes! That one doesn't look very fulfilled.

Oh, that's, uh, that's one of the old ones.

He's just taking it to the back.

You keep the old ones in the back?

That is so ageist!

Well, we have to make room for the fresh ones.

So, what happens to the old guys?

Well, they go into the chipper.

Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds.

No, no!

Oh, oh!

Hey, hey, hey!

All right, here we go, 1999, the year of Joey.

We're very happy for you.

What's the matter?

We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to, so, you know.

All right; I'll take care it.

- No, no. - Joey.

- 33, 32, 31. - Ross, Ross, Ross.

Ross, listen. Who are you kissing at midnight, huh, Rachel or Phoebe?

- What? - Well, you gotta kiss someone.

Can't kiss your sister.

- Well, who's going to kiss my sister? - Chandler.

- Oh, man, really? - Dude, dude.

Who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?

- It's a good point. - Yeah.

Uh, well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

- Okay, great. - All right.

Pheebs, Pheebs.

Listen, Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.

It's so obvious; why doesn't he just ask?

Rach, Rach, listen.

I'm going to kiss you at midnight.

- What? - Well, everyone's got to kiss someone.

Can't kiss Ross; you got the history.

So?

So, who would you rather have kissing you, me or Chandler?

- Oh, good point. - Yeah.

Three, two, one!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year, Pheebs. - You, too.

Happy New Year, Joey.

So, that do anything for ya?

Hello and Merry Christmas.

Oh, thank you, sir; here's some joy.

Hey!

(I've) Come to see how it's going.

- Well, it's going okay. - Oh, good.

Here, let me help you out.

- Oh, thanks. - Yeah.

Wow.

(Is) That a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.

Yeah, I guess.

Just get your nails done?

Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?

Oh, okay. Thanks.

Happy holidays; here's your joy.

Thank you.

You guys haven't gotten your presents yet?

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve; what are you going to do?

Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?

Rach, these are for you.

Wiper blades.

I don't even have a car.

Oh, we have a live one!

- Oh, it's a Macy's bag. - Yeah.

Oh.

Ooh, who's it for?

Dear Losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch?

P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you.

And these come in the shapes of your favorite Christmas characters.

Santa, Rudolph, and baby Jesus.

All right, I'll take a box of the cream-filled Jesuses.

♪ Happy Hanukkah, Monica. ♪

♪May your Christmas be snowy, Joey.♪

♪Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross.♪

♪Spin the dreidel, Rachel.♪

A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.

How did you know?

Are you kidding? I can't return this.

I thought it was time we started thinking about other people.

Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.

- Mine says, "to Lillian Myers". - I don't have a job.

What?

The ball is dropping!

In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.

And the moment of joy is upon us.

Looks like that no-date pact thing worked out.

Everybody looks so happy; I hate that.

Not everybody's happy.

Hey, Bobby.

... one! Happy New Year!

You know, I just thought I'd throw this out here.

I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.

Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

Well, I can't kiss anyone.

So, I'm kissing everyone?

No, no, no, you can't kiss Ross; that's your brother.

Perfect, perfect; so, now, everybody's getting a kiss but me.

All right, somebody kiss me.

Somebody kiss me; it's midnight! Somebody kiss me.

- Somebody kiss me; it's midnight, it's one time! - All right, all right...

There.