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you men know me Daughter Pearl it seems  like it was just yesterday I was teaching  

her how to preach so she's gonna be working  here during her summer vacation she's got a  

lot of fresh ideas to bring in some hungry  customers hello blows [Music] [Applause] hi  

guys it makes me Jolly as a Roger to finally  have you aboard the family business great  

dad because I have so many new ideas it's the  new Krusty crew uniform I designed it myself

totally SB you ooh is fashion we'll turn this  worn out lunch wagon into a teenage Paradise  

SpongeBob what do you like better the Cutie  crab or the cookie crab or what Dare I ask the  

new name for our new look the king crab the  candy crab the cool crab or the cowboy crab  

no you're way too scary hmm

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oh gosh

for teams to just you know hang out Pearl you're  a genius back to the grill the customers may be  

hot but my grill is hotter SpongeBob order up  two salads never heard of it I gotta stay hip  

but what in the name of Davey Jones's Locker is a  salad here you go to salads ew gross those aren't  

salads take those back remove the bun the Patty  and the condiments all right okay no buns that  

hip no patties happening oh yeah that's definitely  the coolest meal I ever saw this is so it's cool

I hope I never have to tear apart a perfectly  

good Krabby Patty ever again I  don't think my heart can take it

the grill come on SpongeBob you're a hip  guy you know fried foods were o u t out oh  

you won't be needing that thing anymore I've got  something more fun for you to do anyway [Music]  

hey buddy you need a ride I was just on my way to  the big doofus convention this is humiliating I'm  

a fry cook darn it you can take away my spatula  but when you take away my dignity that's when I  

get mad I'm gonna March right into Mr Krabs's  office and tell him this is just too much

[Music] Mr Krabs Pearl is ruining the Krusty  Krab what why barely saving the Krusty Krab  

I mean the cuddly crabs how could we have  ever survived without these 35 heart lights  

how could we go on without a Sea Fern on  every last table it's hip it's Coral it  

it's losing money oh you're right SpongeBob but  I can't fire me pride and joy it would break her  

fragile little heart what am I gonna do hey  there Mr Krabs I'm sure there's another way  

that's it boy what's it you could fire her  it's okay if she hates you that's not what  

I said sir great then it's all settled  you fire pearly I'll hide in the office  

totally rude SpongeBob could I see you in  the kitchen for a second sure SpongeBob  

how am I gonna break into her I've  never fired anyone before here it goes

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SpongeBob I've been trying to get fired since day  one I was only pretending to like this place to  

please Daddy I've got it I could pretend to fire  you I'll take the heat from old man crabs later

for me you're a great pal SpongeBob how can I  ever you trying to break me in half deal [Music]

we gotta make this convincing Pearl I need  to have a word with you oh no you're fired

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hey Mr Krabs I did it

oh pretty is that to 20. oh SpongeBob  how could we have done such a thing to  

my own flesh and blood Mr Krabs Pearl  took it just fine in fact she seemed  

kind of happy really that's me girl  toughest Nails just like her old man  

but how am I gonna get my money back for  all this stuff [Music] [Applause] [Music]

and it only cost me one year's  salary [Music] thank you