♪ When I met you My fingers went numb ♪

♪ And my arms were all aloof ♪

♪ But I tripped over Your heart ♪

♪ And now My loneliness went poof ♪

♪ Because... My leg is in love! ♪

♪ Hey, my leg is in love! ♪

♪ Like an old, snug shoe That fits like a glove! ♪

♪ My leg is in love! Wow! My leg is in love! ♪

♪ Through my femur to the marrw Is where Cupid shot an arrow! ♪

♪ So, my leg is in love! Whoa! My leg is in love! ♪

Liddle, liddle, liddle, lee.

[ringing]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.

[whistling]

[ringing]

The is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is Patrick.

[whistling]

[ringing]

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No! This is Patrick!

I'm not a Krusty Krab.

What? What are they selling?

Chocolates!

Mom!

What?! What's all the yelling?!

You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

They're selling chocolate.

- Chocolate? - Yeah.

What? What are they selling?

Chocolates!

- What?! - Chocolates!

I can't hear you!

They're selling chocolates!!

- They're selling chocolate? - Yeah!

Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate,

sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it.

Hello, peasants.

I would like to present to you my favorite room in the house.

It's all custom.

Ah, look at this.

It's my jewel encrusted toilet paper holder.

Such class.

Meow.

[squeaking]

[growling]

Curses!

To continue, only you can bring honor...

[laughing]

and dignity...

[laughing]

Back to the Plankton...

[laughing]

For years it has been my goal to acquire the secret formula-

Aha! Okay, that's enough!

Plankton.

Bottom line, we invade the Krusty Krab

so I can steal the secret formula.

What do you think?

[babbling]

[screaming]

[babbling]

[screaming]

[babbling]

Huh?

[babbling]

[screaming]

Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen?!

I nose.

[babbling]

[laughing]

[cooing]

Come on, walk to mommy.

That's it. You can do it.

[cooing]

You're walking, baby.

You call that walking? This is walking.

[humming] This is how you do it.

This is how it's done.

[cooing]

[giggling]

Oh, mama's big boy is upgrading!

[laughing]

Ah.

Gnarly, dudes.

Therefore, I'm opening the gym to everyone in Bikini Bottom.

[cheering]

For the price of a lifetime membership.

[groaning]

But today, everything is free.

[cheering]

Shape us and mold us in your image.

[cheering]

You're the lobster, Larry, the alpha lobster.

Well, I don't know if I'd say that.

[laughing]

[groaning]

Eek! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

[cheering]

And the crowd is in a frenzy.

Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess,

now you have to get me out again.

I know, Squidward.

I'll think of something. I just need-

I just-

[slow motion] Got me into...

Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!

Huh?

[screaming]

Will you stop calling me, boy?

I'm tired of playing second banana

to a man who wears a bra.

From now on, I want to be called Barnacle Man.

And I'm through with protecting citizens

that don't respect me.

I respect you, Barnacle Man.

That's Barnacle Boy!

I mean, man, I- Oh. But forget you people.

I say if you're not going

to give me any respect as a hero,

then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain,

a villain who is... evil.

- Evil?! - Evil?!

Evil?!

I'm crossing over to the dark side.

I heard that.

[groaning]

That will defrag your algorithms.

- Ow! - Plankton?

Ow.

[gasping]

Stop, he's hurt!

You're throwing in the towel?

You heartless homepage wrecking hussy!

[cheering]

No one runs down my man.

Plankie, say something.

Take me home, baby.

Howdy, y'all.

Whoo!

Nothing like a refreshing morning dip, huh, SpongeBob?

What happened to sleeping?

Well, obviously, all winter. We only got three days for fun.

Well, hurry now.

The giant plants like to feed at this hour!

[grunting]

[whistle blowing]

[panting]

Isn't this great?

Yeah. I've never played extreme jacks before.

Okay, SpongeBob, this one's gonna be fun.

We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners

till one of us falls off.

On your mark. Get set.

Sandy, are you sure

we're supposed to be standing up here?

Go!

[screaming]

Ouch!

Am in the Jelly Spotters now?

No.

Am in the Jelly Spotters now?

- No. - Now?

- No. - Now?

- No. - Now?

- No! - Now?

Now? Now?

Okay, SquarePants, it is your turn to get zapped.

Money.

Yippie!

[laughing]

[laughing]

Whoo hoo! Whoo. Whoo.

Whoo ha. Whoo ha. Whoo.

[laughing]

See? I told you.

What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?

Nothing, lad! Do you know what this is?

A very dirty dollar?

No, this is my one millionth dollar earned.

Every Krabs' goal in life is to make a million dollars.

And now I got mine.

Now we say, "Coral".

Give me a K-R-U!

[screaming]

Give me an S-T-Y!

[screaming]

Krusty Krab!

[screaming]

The Krusty Krab!

[screaming]

Krusty Krab!

Now that's what I call a talent.

Thank you.

My leg!

[groaning]

Thank you. Thank you.

You forgot the pickle!

I hear talk you make a mean Krabby Patty.

Yep, I hear talk you're... kinda picky.

Yep.

Well, then, here you go.

[sniffing]

Hmm.

Well, Bubble Bass, what do you think?

This is pretty good.

Only one thing. You forgot the pickle!

[gasping]

Okay, class, quiet. Quiet.

It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P.

Look out for the barrel.

I'll give you a barr- Whoa!

Watch for pedestrians!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Pot hole!

[screaming]

Look out, Mrs. Puff!

[shrieking]

Time for evasive action.

[screaming]

Heh? What's going on now?

I'll have a small coffee.

That'll be 25 cents.

I don't think so, Charlie!

I get the senior discount.

[laughing]

[grunting]

Perch Perkins, here live at the Krusty Krab.

Mr. Plankton, we've received word that you're plotting

to infiltrate the Krusty Krab

and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Is that true?

Actually, yes, that is true. I've got it all worked out.

First, I break into the safe and- Wait. Is this live?

Yes.

Don't broadcast my secret plans! They're secret!

I will destroy all of you!

Evil!

And another thing, what's that?

Dear Neptune!

It's the most dangerous and foreboding

of all our arch nemesis, my mortal enemy

that I have searched 57 years for!

At last, I have you!

[laughing]

Come get some, fiend!

[groaning]

[beating]

Come back here, rival!

[panting]

[groaning]

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

No...!

ooo...

[babbling]

Whoa.

[gasping]

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

I'll see you later, SpongeBob.

Things are getting a little weird around here.

So long.

[chuckles] Happy Leif Erickson Day.

Kissy kissy.

And then we drove all the whole way home

with all the windows in the freezing cold.

Tell me another story about when I was a baby.

[cuckooing]

[gasping] Three o'clock?

I'm going to be late for work.

Hop in my car. I'll drop you off.

Thanks, Grandma.

SpongeBob, you forgot your kissy kissy.

I sure did.

Bye, grandma. Thanks for the ride.

I'm ready!

♪ Da da da da da da da... ♪

♪ What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy? ♪

♪ Step outside ♪

♪ We've got something For you to see ♪

♪ SpongeBob, take This stuff down immediately ♪

♪ Chestnuts roasting And burns in the third degree ♪

♪ Tonight things are As good as they seem to be ♪

♪ A star on top will complete All the scenery ♪

♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me♪