A happier note.

This saturday is the annual Sadie Hawkins dance where the girls ask the guys.

So if any of you ladies are still thinking of asking someone the time would be.

Now, have you asked anyone know besides it's slim pickings this close to the dance.

Nobody's asked grapefruit yet, ladies.

Like I said, hey, I'm the new student names Arty, Oh my God, he's, he's going to sit next to me.

He's still my heart.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey, um say has anyone asked you the Oh wow, be still my fart.

So I've been thinking, I'm gonna ask Artie to the dance.

You sure salary didn't come out of that coma for several minutes and she doesn't even have a nose.

I'm sure he's just so cute.

I have to try.

Well he's coming down the hallway.

What's your plan?

Easy.

I'm just gonna hold my breath.

Good luck girl, Break a nonexistent leg.

Hey, artie, I only have one breath to get all of this out.

So just please listen.

Oh my God, I didn't expect you to sting my eyes so much.

I just can't feel it in the back of my throat.

That's really throwing me off my game in a major way and I'm just running out of breath and I don't want to be completely out of air and I'm just gonna have to um nice to meet you.

Oh it was horrible.

It was awful.

So I take it you're over RT now.

What?

Of course not.

Have you seen his smile.

No I just need a couple of hours to compose myself and then I'll ask him again.

Well she's not gonna get a chance because I'm going in a gas mask.

That's genius.

Thanks.

No um what did you say?

I said I'm gonna go ask him now.

Um This might go poorly.

Hey hey Artie wanna go to Sadie Hawkins with me?

Sorry I'm not quite sure what you're saying.

Sadie Hawkins you here?

I got an idea you can write it out.

Let me just bend over and grab my notebook real quick.

Whoa that boy is dangerous.

Hey sis ask anybody to the dance yet.

Not yet.

Although I think he has just gotten an idea.

You should ask Artie.

That guy's hilarious.

One step ahead of you bro.

Here goes nothing.

Whoa it's looking good sis.

Good velocity trajectory is perfect in theory.

But did you account for wind?

Wind were inside.

Oh no what we have here.

Oh God no let's see here will you go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?

Heart sis.

No no no no no no no yes 100 times.

Yes my sweet.

Oh my love pick me up at seven.

I'll be wearing my tuxedo or perhaps nothing at all.

Well only one thing to do now.

Out of my way.

Orange.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna get as close to Artie as I can get with any luck.

It'll put me in a coma until after the dance.

Don't be like that.

I know he wasn't your first choice, but grapefruits.

A good guy.

Well he's okay.

I mean he's a guy anyway.

Orange.

He said his favorite Tv show is his bathroom mirror.

But I guess you're right.

It's just a dance.

Besides if I go into it with the right attitude, we might even have a West.

Huh?