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  • what?

  • Mm Alright, everything is hooked up and we're ready to go.

  • Little Apple, throw the switch right away.

  • Dr bananas.

  • It's working.

  • She's alive.

  • The bride of Franken fruit is alive.

  • Uh I think we tripped the breaker.

  • I was trying to read.

  • Could somebody please tell me what happened?

  • Yeah, don't keep us in the dark, terrible joke orange.

  • Just the worst doctor bananas is creating the bride of Frankenstein.

  • Nice.

  • Is she hot?

  • She is in this light.

  • I'm sorry everyone but I need someone to go down to the basement and turn the electricity back on.

  • Last one to touch their tongue to their eyeball.

  • Has to do it.

  • Wait, I can't tell if you guys actually did it or if you're just winking please.

  • Someone must turn the electricity back on.

  • It cannot stay dark for long.

  • Why not?

  • Because little Apple's scared of it.

  • Uh Here's the thing.

  • I may or may not have brought a whole bunch of nocturnal monsters to life in the past few weeks and they may or may not be all hunting us right now as we speak.

  • Oh great, come on guys, let's get the lights back on to the breaker breaker?

  • You only have to say breaker once dude, but it's so much more fun this way.

  • Breaker breaker breaker breaker.

  • Hey who touched my butt?

  • Don't flatter yourself.

  • What was that?

  • Wait, those aren't bats grandpa.

  • Lemon's just doing some welding over there.

  • Well hey there kids, why are you welding in the dark grandpa Lemon.

  • Well that's easy you see because welding really just helps put me to onward to the breaker Breaker Breaker Breaker nine.

  • We're trying to find the breaker breaker come in.

  • Breaker Breaker sounded like a footstep.

  • A huge footsteps.

  • Oh no, it's probably one of the giant monsters that dr bananas created.

  • Wait, is that dead?

  • No music totally.

  • You guys here for tomato's sweet rave party.

  • Uh No, you're lost.

  • I can party all by myself.

  • I'm having so much fun.

  • Everyone do weird stuff in the dark.

  • Major piddle.

  • You did make me piddle a little piddle a little.

  • That rhymes Okay, we're finally here.

  • We just got to get up high enough to hit the breaker switch pyramid.

  • How's it going up There also rhymes.

  • Just give me a sec.

  • I gotta find the right switch, man.

  • I was worried.

  • I thought this place was gonna be crawling with scary monsters.

  • I guess not All that worrying for nothing.

  • Found it.

  • Hope you're ready for something different.

  • Fruit lovers.

  • Because today we're switching things up.

  • It's the makeup in the dark challenge.

  • Ooh, scary, not scary scary, not scary sis, please stop.

  • Why you're not afraid of the dark are You know?

  • It's just it's making me a little queasy as all.

  • Well, sure nobody would expect you to feel full sized queasy.

  • It's gonna be one of those days, huh?

  • So real quick.

  • Give me an idea.

  • How much do you boys know about makeup absolutely nothing.

  • That's not true.

  • I'm sure you know at least a little bit.

  • Oh my gosh, I just got it.

  • I don't have to put up with this.

  • You know, my therapist told me so orange.

  • How about you?

  • Do you know what foundation is?

  • Eyeliner mascara Back in the 90s.

  • I used to do the Mascara at weddings like all the time.

  • Oh my God, that's the Macarena.

  • Easy.

  • There.

  • No need to be so short with him.

  • Okay, so here's how it's gonna work.

  • You both have makeup kits.

  • I'll give you a makeup assignment, then turn out the lights when the lights come back on.

  • Whichever one of you has done the best job of applying your own makeup wins.

  • Get it.

  • Got it good.

  • So your first assignment is drum roll please Beauty.

  • Your first task is to make yourself as beautiful as you can.

  • Any questions?

  • Yeah, bad.

  • I believe in you in the dark 123 go.

  • I guess we're doing this.

  • Doing okay over there.

  • Little Apple.

  • No, I am not.

  • Okay.

  • I can't see.

  • And makeup products are surprisingly pointy times.

  • What there was such a short amount of time.

  • Well, you'd know, show us what you got little Apple.

  • Well, you're looking at it.

  • I got lipstick in the general vicinity of my mouth and I managed to stab myself multiple times in the forehead with an eye pencil.

  • We were going for beautiful and I'm just not sure you achieved it.

  • Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with you on that one.

  • Although they say beauty is pain.

  • My forehead is definitely in a lot of pain right now.

  • Well, we'll just have to see how your makeup job stacks up against oranges.

  • I know, I know it was rushed, but it was the best I could do.

  • The best you could more like the best anyone's ever done.

  • You think so?

  • I feel like little apples might be better.

  • I didn't even have time to contour bro.

  • I didn't even have time to get lipstick on my upper lip.

  • What are you even talking about?

  • Well, I'll try to do better next round seeing around two and next up is horror.

  • Whoever does the scariest makeup wins.

  • Oh come on.

  • The pitch dark is spooky enough as is try not to piddle yourself.

  • Little Apple 123 go, No promises.

  • My bladder has a mind of its own sometimes.

  • Pretty creepy.

  • Huh?

  • Little apple, don't talk to me orange.

  • I'm trying to focus.

  • Should I jump scare you know?

  • You sure, fairy?

  • Okay, Okay, I won't jump scare you.

  • I'll just, What's happening already.

  • What?

  • What is happening right now, admit it?

  • I scared you.

  • That's the power of makeup y'all.

  • Whoa, You were faking, wow, I'd be really angry right now if that hadn't been so jaw droppingly impressive.

  • Also can we get a mop in here.

  • Thank you.

  • Okay, so Orange definitely won that round.

  • What were you even going for?

  • A little apple.

  • Some kind of vampire or something.

  • Yeah, I figured it was a vampire considering how much it sucked.

  • Oh my gosh, I just got the joke.

  • Can I go now?

  • Orange obviously one, right, not so fast, there's still one round left and I think you have the edge on this time.

  • Little Apple.

  • Oh yeah, Because the theme of round three is cuteness.

  • Hmm my mom does say I'm pretty cute.

  • My mom says I'm pretty cute.

  • Oh my gosh, I just got it.

  • Seriously?

  • 123, go.

  • Okay, think little Apple, cute.

  • What's the cutest thing you could, That's time.

  • Seriously, I only got like one whisker drawn.

  • What were you going for?

  • A cute bunny.

  • Obviously cute bunnies have creeper mustaches.

  • It was dark.

  • Okay.

  • Wait, where's Orange?

  • Did he leave?

  • Did the pressure get to him if he left, that means you win by forfeit.

  • Little Apple.

  • Whoa.

  • Talk about a turn of events.

  • Hey, marshmallow.

  • Do you see where orange went?

  • My gosh, you mean I actually won.

  • Wait, marshy, what's happening to your laugh?

  • Hold on today, Orange, how the heck are you so good at makeup?

  • I don't know, I guess practicing is giving me a solid foundation.

  • Honestly, I feel like you should look into a career as a makeup artist.

  • Orange.

  • Yeah.

  • To get those sorts of results, Most people would have to go under the knife.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • Now under the knife.

  • Board boy, this place is super neat.

  • Hey, hey, look, it's midget umbrella.

  • Hey, Hey, midget umbrella.

  • Are you worried about a little rain.

  • Okay.

  • It wasn't that funny.

  • Okay, so that's an umbrella and that's a midget.

  • You get it.

  • You're not from around here, are you?

  • The poor guy probably grew up in the dark.

  • Why do you think everything is so new to him?

  • So he really is a dimwit.

  • I'm a mushroom yuck.

  • There's an entire room made of mush.

  • No, he is a mushroom.

  • If he's just a room then what does the rest of the house look like?

  • No mushroom, like a toadstool?

  • He's not a toadstool.

  • That's a toadstool.

  • But if that's a toadstool then what's that?

  • Duh.

  • It's a frog chair.

  • Amazing.

  • Nothing ever happens where I'm from.

  • And now there's those duels and frog chairs.

  • If you like amphibians, then you're gonna love my motorboat.

  • Would you stop it already?

  • You're gonna expect all over the counter.

  • Oh, you should try this one.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • I can even do the other side.

  • You know what mushroom?

  • You really are a fun guy.

  • A midget apple.

  • Look, he's doing the truffle shuffle.

  • Yeah, He's cute as a button.

  • Richard.

  • Apple made it funny.

  • You're a bad influence, you know that?

  • Hey, Hey, Orange, What are we going to let me see.

  • Oh, come on.

  • Don't encourage him.

  • Hey, mushroom mushroom?

  • Hey?

  • Yeah Mario?

  • Hey, everybody, it's me Mario nice one Mario, why don't you just grow away?

  • Oh, what's the matter?

  • Orange?

  • Why are you acting as all spore.

  • Oh boy.

  • Time for a Mario to get his frog suit.

  • Welcome back.

  • I'm orange.

  • And today I'm joined by.

  • Great to have you on the show.

  • Marshy, I can already tell.

  • This episode's gonna be sweet.

  • I love your jokes.

  • Everything.

  • Well then you're definitely gonna love today's topic.

  • How to access the dark web.

  • Seriously?

  • You don't know about the dark web.

  • I usually just use the bright and shiny web.

  • Well then you're about to learn buckle up, Marshy, we're going in step one to access the dark web.

  • Put on your hacker sunglasses.

  • Careful, marshy, don't knock over the boombox.

  • That's key for.

  • Step to blast some hacker music Now it's time for step three.

  • Pack your way into the dark web.

  • Through the Matrix.

  • Yeah, Marshy, I gotta admit something.

  • I don't know what the dark web is.

  • There usually handles the research.

  • I just brought a bunch of DJ equipment and pretended I was taking you to the dark web.

  • Can help you do research.

  • I love learning new things and spreading knowledge.

  • Alright, what do step one onion router?

  • Wait, what's the onion router?

  • Don't know what we should ask.

  • Hey hey, onion what?

  • Hey, onion.

  • Hey, what?

  • Come here.

  • Why we need your help.

  • No, no, no, no way.

  • I've fallen for this one before.

  • If you're gonna try and turn me into a router?

  • You can just forget it.

  • Okay.

  • I cannot take you to the dark web?

  • Sit still.

  • No, no, Stay away from me.

  • I see that USB cable behind your back.

  • You can go stick that up some other onion.

  • She's onion.

  • No need to be such a layer hater.

  • Hard cause onions have layers.

  • Good day to you both, wow.

  • He was a far cry from being helpful.

  • Well, marshy, I don't know if we're going to access the dark web today.

  • You want to just blast some music and do cool stuff in slow motion.

  • Oh yeah, you had me at blast.

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