It is beautiful.

它是美麗的。

Hey check it out.

嘿，看看吧。

Orange.

橙色。

There's cassiopeia.

那裡是仙女座。

Hey Hey, onion.

嘿嘿，洋蔥。

What?

什麼？

No no it's, it's named pear.

不，不，它是，它叫梨子。

It's onion.

它是洋蔥。

Hey hey onion.

嘿嘿，洋蔥。

Hey dude that's not an onion, wow!

嘿，夥計，那不是洋蔥，哇！這不是洋蔥。

Onion's the biggest star that I've ever seen.

洋蔥是我見過的最大的明星。

Dude, it's not an onion, it's what the, whoa, what's that one called?

老兄，這不是洋蔥，是什麼，哇，那個叫什麼？

Wait a second.

等一下。

Orange.

橙色。

That's not a star.

這不是一顆星。

A light show.

一個燈光秀。

Oh my God, whoa!

哦，我的上帝，哇！

What the where are we?

我們在哪裡？

Ah the specimens are conscious.

啊，標本是有意識的。

What was that?

那是什麼？

It's broccoli.

是西蘭花。

Welcome to space.

歡迎來到太空。

Earthlings.

地球人。

Space.

空間。

Hey, hey, broccoli quiet, jeez, I don't like this guy's altitude.

嘿，嘿，西蘭花安靜，哎呀，我不喜歡這傢伙的海拔高度。

The leader approaches the Bieber is Justin Bieber.

領導人接近比伯是賈斯汀-比伯。

Here.

在這裡。

What?

什麼？

No, I said later.

不，我後來說。

Take me to your beaver.

帶我去找你的海狸。

Alright.

好吧。

Minions.

僕人們。

Show me the money.

給我看看錢。

What do you have for me?

你有什麼要給我的？

Hey, you must be the beaver.

嘿，你一定是那個海狸。

Sing, baby.

唱歌吧，寶貝。

Sing it!

唱吧!

Do it now.

現在就去做吧。

Hold on there a second, my little fruit basket.

稍等一下，我的小水果籃。

Hey look pair, I've got the beaver fever quiet, you know Orange?

嘿，看看這對，我已經得到了海狸熱的安靜，你知道橙色？

You're acting glib right now.

你現在是在裝腔作勢。

Hey, sorry about that.

嘿，對此感到抱歉。

Orange gets a little excited sometimes.

橙子有時會有點激動。

I think what he's trying to ask is why are we here?

我認為他想問的是我們為什麼在這裡？

Why are you here?

你為什麼在這裡？

You want the truth?

你想知道真相嗎？

You can't handle the truth.

你不能處理真相。

Truth.

真相。

The matter is you're about to get the ride of your life.

問題是你即將得到你生命中的旅程。

Silence!

肅靜!

Bring in the Vivid Sector 9000.

帶來生動的9000區。

Whoa.

哇哦。

It's a giant bedazzler.

這是一個巨大的炫耀者。

No it's not a bedazzler.

不，這不是炫耀性的。

Bedazzle my jacket.

給我的外套鑲上寶石。

Bedazzle my jacket.

給我的外套鑲上寶石。

What the, it needs more rhinestones.

什麼，它需要更多的水鑽。

This machine is for dissecting you see orange, we are traveling across the universe studying the most intelligent life forms we can find.

這臺機器是用來解剖的，你看橙色，我們正在穿越宇宙研究我們能找到的最聰明的生命形式。

I think you might have the wrong guy.

我想你可能找錯人了。

Yeah there's not the brightest guy in the world.

是的，那裡不是世界上最聰明的人。

Silence.

沉默。

It's time to see what you two are really made of vivid sector 9000.

現在是時候看看你們兩個到底是由什麼組成的，生動的9000部門。

Target the intelligent life and fire at will.

瞄準智慧生命，隨意開火。

Hey pear, look what I can do, you try?

嘿，梨子，看我能做什麼，你試試？

Oh crap.

哦，糟糕。

Whoa.

哇哦。

I didn't know the ship had cruise control leader is no more.

我不知道這艘船有巡航控制，上司也不在了。

No more.

沒有了。

A new leader.

一個新的領導人。

Yeah I'm the new beaver.

是的，我是新的海狸。

What did you first command new leader?

你第一次指揮新的上司是什麼？

Oh I know what we can do.

哦，我知道我們能做什麼。

Oh boy, here we go.

哦，孩子，我們來了。

Okay now I'm a big star too dude that's not a star.

好了，現在我也是個大明星了，這不是一個明星。

Shut up hair guys bro guys, do you really think this is a good idea, whoa.

閉嘴吧，發小們，兄弟們，你們真的認為這是一個好主意嗎，哇。

Running on empty over here.

這裡空空如也。

I know what you mean, I'm not feeling so hot.

我知道你的意思，我感覺不那麼熱。

Well I'm not gonna say I told you so but I told you so is everyone is everyone okay?

好吧，我不會說我告訴過你，但我告訴過你，每個人都還好嗎？

No, what did I tell you?

不，我是怎麼告訴你的？

What did I tell you?

我是怎麼跟你說的？

Oh no it's happening again.

哦，不，它又開始了。

Alright people battle stations.

好了，人們的戰鬥崗位。

I need you to be professional.

我需要你專業一點。

No sweat.

沒有汗水。

All the fat.

所有的脂肪。

What?

什麼？

Now?

現在？

I said no sweat boba fat.

我說，沒有汗水的蕎麥肥。

Um is that a new catchphrase?

嗯，這是一個新的口號嗎？

Maybe whatever happened to neato burrito.

也許不管發生了什麼事，neato burrito。

That was aces totally over it.

那是王牌，完全超過了它。

That catch phrase was not catching on.

這句話並沒有流行起來。

Dude, you got to give it a chance bear.

老兄，你得給它一個機會，熊。

I think I've got something.

我想我已經得到了一些東西。

Alright let's get this catastrophe up on the big screen.

好吧，讓我們把這場災難搬上大螢幕。

Dude, that's the wrong catastrophe.

老兄，那是錯誤的災難。

Wait for it, horrible.

等著吧，太可怕了。

What the what is he in space?

他在太空中是什麼呢？

It gets worse.

情況越來越糟。

The radar's picking up a ufo.

雷達探測到了一個飛碟。

Unintentional flaming orange, surrender your planet now or be destroyed later.

無意中的火焰橙，現在交出你的星球，否則以後就會被摧毀。

Dark cedar, come on, that was totally a neato burrito moment.

黑雪松，來吧，這完全是一個整潔的捲餅時刻。

Catchphrase and look at these numbers but at this rate orange could turn time backwards.

口頭禪，看看這些數字，但以這種速度，橙色可以讓時間倒流。

Whoa it's just like superman the movie dude, I love that scene.

哇，這就像電影中的超人一樣，我喜歡那個場景。

What what what just happened?

剛剛發生了什麼什麼？

Chug chug chug chug same old same old hot sauce wants to party in your mouth, You gross But but where's Orange beats me.

I haven't seen him since forever so I says tyrannosaurus, you should meet my wife.

我很久沒有見過他了，所以我說暴龍，你應該見見我的妻子。

Earthlings.

地球人。

It is I alien orange?

它是我的外星橙色？

You're an alien.

你是一個外星人。

Huh explains a lot.

這說明了很多問題。

I thoroughly enjoyed your earthling humor.

我完全喜歡你的地球人的幽默。

Huh?

嗯？

Well Alien Orange today we're gonna be telling these earthlings how to go to space.

好吧，"橙色外星人 "今天我們要告訴這些地球人如何進入太空。

Oh this question is so fantastic.

哦，這個問題太神奇了。

It has my antenna all busted, my antennas all busted.

它把我的天線都弄壞了，我的天線都弄壞了。

Thank goodness.

謝天謝地。

Now here are a couple of ways to get to space.

現在，這裡有幾條通往太空的途徑。

Option one, trained to become an astronaut and to do that.

選項一，受訓成為一名太空人，並且要做到這一點。

Better practice your moonwalk.

最好練習一下你的月球漫步。

No not that kind of moonwalk dude, this kind of moonwalk hey hey that is not what we're talking about here.

不，不是那種月球漫步，這種月球漫步，嘿嘿，這不是我們在這裡談論的。

Moons are really out of this world.

月亮真的很出眾。

Anyway here's option two for getting to space, Get really, really rich.

總之，這裡是進入太空的第二個選擇，變得非常非常富有。

That's right.

這就對了。

What's your stacks of money?

你的錢是什麼堆積起來的？

You can simply climb them to outer space.

你可以簡單地把它們爬到外太空。

No no that's not what I mean.

不，不，我不是這個意思。

Orange.

橙色。

There are actually companies you can pay to take you to space in a rocket in the next few years, prepare.

實際上有一些公司，你可以付錢讓他們在未來幾年內用火箭帶你到太空，準備。

You're forgetting a third option.

你忘記了第三個選擇。

I am.

我是。

Yeah, option three.

是的，選項三。

Um Do you even know how to do that?

嗯 你知道怎麼做嗎？

Oh yeah, I send G I joes into the stratosphere all the time with model rockets.

哦，對了，我一直用模型火箭把G I JOES送入平流層。

What just duct tape, a bunch of those together And voila, let's go to the hey orange.

只要用膠帶把這些東西粘在一起，就可以了，讓我們去看看那個橙色。

Get off that rocket right now.

現在就從火箭上下來吧。

It's totally unsafe.

這是完全不安全的。

How do you expect to breathe once you're up in space?

一旦你在太空中，你期望如何呼吸？

I don't even think about that.

我甚至沒有想過這個問題。

And how are you going to get back down to earth safely?

而你要如何安全地回到地球？

Oh boy.

哦，孩子。

Well, I really didn't think this through, did I?

好吧，我真的沒有考慮清楚，是嗎？

You think, Man, if I had written this to space, you'd be reading my obituary?

你認為，夥計，如果我把這個寫到太空，你就會讀到我的訃告？

Hardy Har har har I don't want to let this rocket go to waste.

Hardy Har har har 我不想讓這枚火箭白白浪費。

Good luck.

好運。

Snake eyes!

蛇眼！

This ride should be a real 321.

這輛車應該是一個真正的321。

So quick question.

所以快速的問題。

You just sent a toy up on a huge rocket.

你剛剛用巨大的火箭把一個玩具送上天。

A toy Who can't steer the rocket in any way so that rocket could turn, I don't know right back towards Earth at any moment.

一個不能以任何方式引導火箭的玩具，所以火箭可能會轉彎，我不知道在任何時候都會向地球轉彎。

I hadn't considered that, but that's correct.

我沒有考慮到這一點，但這是正確的。

Hey there for lovers.

嘿，有情人終成眷屬。

I'm orange and this is the juice, the prettiest talk show in the entire galaxy.

我是橙子，這是果汁，是整個銀河系中最漂亮的脫口秀。

Nice.

不錯。

I don't know about you guys, but I'm juiced for today's episode when we got on tap pair, it's a question that's truly out of this world Orange.

我不知道你們怎麼想的，但我對今天的節目很感興趣，當我們上了水龍頭對，這是一個真正出乎意料的問題。

If you had to bring three things into space, what would you bring?

如果你必須帶三樣東西進入太空，你會帶什麼？

I knew it was just a matter of space time before someone floated a question like that.

我知道在有人提出這樣的問題之前，這只是一個空間時間問題。

Get ready for a tall glass of answers.

準備好高腳杯的答案。

Fruit lovers because I want to know what's the juice space?

水果愛好者，因為我想知道果汁的空間是什麼？

Wait a minute.

等一下。

But the question said, you can only bring three things sis is right.

但是問題說，你只能帶三樣東西，姐姐是對的。

Which friends would you take to space?

你會帶哪些朋友上太空？

Marshy and who would you leave behind?

Marshy和你會留下誰？

You have to pick The three big bags into space, dying.

你必須把這三個大袋子挑到太空中去，死了。

It doesn't work that way.

它不是那樣工作的。

Marshy.

Marshy。

Besides if marshmallow stuffed us into bags, there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.

此外，如果棉花糖把我們塞進袋子裡，就沒有什麼能保護我們不受外界影響了。

We'd probably all just die.

我們可能都會死。

Marcy is trying to Okay, that's enough.

馬西正在努力 好，這就夠了。

Let's stop teasing marshy and get real for a second.

讓我們停止對沼澤的戲弄，真實地瞭解一下。

If I'm going to space the three things, I'm bringing our food, water and oxygen simple as that.

如果我打算把這三樣東西放在空間裡，我就帶著我們的食物、水和氧氣，就這麼簡單。

Why are you booing me?

你為什麼噓我？

It's a good answer.

這是一個很好的答案。

It's a boring answer.

這是個無聊的答案。

Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring, but I seriously, that answer was so boring.

好吧，我很抱歉你覺得我的實用主義很無聊，但我說真的，這個答案太無聊了。

I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.

我想我有一陣子忘記了呼吸。

Don't worry little Apple, maybe someday you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.

別擔心，小蘋果，也許有一天你會忘記呼吸的正常大小的時間。

If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku Sudoku, you Betcha.

如果是我去太空，我就帶著數獨數獨，你猜對了。

I mean it's bound to get boring in space.

我的意思是，在太空中肯定會變得很無聊。

Right?

對嗎？

So I bring Sudoku to keep myself entertained.

所以我帶了數獨來讓自己開心。

I mean that's a pretty terrible pick, but at least you have two other chances to make it right.

我的意思是這是一個相當糟糕的選擇，但至少你還有兩次機會來糾正它。

Great point pair.

很好的觀點，對。

Second thing I'd bring a pen, you know, to play Sudoku with smart, is it?

第二件事，我會帶一支筆，你知道的，用智能玩數獨，是嗎？

Maybe it should be a pencil, you know, in case you mess up.

也許它應該是一支鉛筆，你知道，萬一你搞砸了。

No way little apple, I live dangerously.

沒辦法，小蘋果，我活得很危險。

Oh, snap.

哦，快了。

What's the third item you'd bring Sis?

你要帶的第三件東西是什麼，姐姐？

Well, a space suit might come in handy you think, But honestly, I'd probably just bring a hard surface to play Sudoku on Smart.

好吧，你認為太空服可能會派上用場，但說實話，我可能只是帶一個硬的表面，在智能上玩數獨。

No, it isn't.

不，不是的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.

我心裡有三件事，但我要把這些想法廢掉。

I'm bringing Sudoku to space to let me get this straight.

我把數獨帶到太空，讓我把這個問題搞清楚。

So instead of bringing three things to your journey through space, you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing.

是以，你現在不是帶著三樣東西去穿越太空，而是隻帶著一件完全輕浮的東西。

Hey, it's a short list, but that's how he rolls Tokyo.

嘿，這是個簡短的名單，但這就是他在東京的工作方式。

What is happening.

正在發生什麼。

Okay, okay, everyone allow me to get things back on track as usual.

好了，好了，大家請允許我像往常一樣，讓事情回到正軌。

First thing I bring to space, a can of beans.

我帶去太空的第一件事，是一罐豆子。

Well, that's a surprisingly good choice Orange, I agree.

嗯，這是一個令人驚訝的好選擇，奧蘭治，我同意。

It's important to have food.

有食物是很重要的。

Oh, I'm not bringing it for food, I'm bringing it for propulsion, beans really do a number on me.

哦，我不是帶著它來吃的，我是帶著它來推進的，豆子真的對我有影響。

So I know that with enough beans, I'll be able to blast myself in any direction.

所以我知道，只要有足夠的豆子，我就能把自己炸到任何方向。

I please, item number two, of course is soda, I definitely bring soda to space.

我請，第二項，當然是蘇打水，我肯定會把蘇打水帶到太空。

Let me guess.

讓我猜猜看。

It's not because you'll get thirsty, silly pair.

這不是因為你會感到口渴，愚蠢的一對。

It's because I'll get going too fast because of the beans.

這是因為我會因為豆子而走得太快。

This way I can burp myself to a stop.

這樣一來，我就可以自己打嗝停了。

This is insane, although it exhibits a weirdly keen understanding of jet propulsion.

這簡直是瘋了，儘管它表現出對噴氣推進的一種奇怪的敏銳理解。

And finally, I bring a stone chiseled plaque Commemorating what happened here today because we can never, ever forget that marshmallow tried to kill us all, nah, we're just kidding, marshy.

最後，我帶來了一塊石鑿的牌匾，紀念今天在這裡發生的事情，因為我們永遠也不能忘記，棉花糖試圖殺死我們所有人，不，我們只是在開玩笑，沼澤地。

So what's the third thing you'd actually bring Orange?

那麼，你真正帶著橙色的第三件事是什麼？

Definitely.

絕對的。

Sudoku.

數獨。

No, come on.

不，來吧。