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wow, look at that sky.
It is beautiful.
Hey check it out.
Orange.
There's cassiopeia.
Hey Hey, onion.
What?
No no it's, it's named pear.
It's onion.
Hey hey onion.
Hey dude that's not an onion, wow!
Onion's the biggest star that I've ever seen.
Dude, it's not an onion, it's what the, whoa, what's that one called?
Wait a second.
Orange.
That's not a star.
A light show.
Oh my God, whoa!
What the where are we?
Ah the specimens are conscious.
What was that?
It's broccoli.
Welcome to space.
Earthlings.
Space.
Hey, hey, broccoli quiet, jeez, I don't like this guy's altitude.
The leader approaches the Bieber is Justin Bieber.
Here.
What?
No, I said later.
Take me to your beaver.
Alright.
Minions.
Show me the money.
What do you have for me?
Hey, you must be the beaver.
Sing, baby.
Sing it!
Do it now.
Hold on there a second, my little fruit basket.
Hey look pair, I've got the beaver fever quiet, you know Orange?
You're acting glib right now.
Hey, sorry about that.
Orange gets a little excited sometimes.
I think what he's trying to ask is why are we here?
Why are you here?
You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth.
Truth.
The matter is you're about to get the ride of your life.
Silence!
Bring in the Vivid Sector 9000.
Whoa.
It's a giant bedazzler.
No it's not a bedazzler.
Bedazzle my jacket.
Bedazzle my jacket.
What the, it needs more rhinestones.
This machine is for dissecting you see orange, we are traveling across the universe studying the most intelligent life forms we can find.
I think you might have the wrong guy.
Yeah there's not the brightest guy in the world.
Silence.
It's time to see what you two are really made of vivid sector 9000.
Target the intelligent life and fire at will.
Hey pear, look what I can do, you try?
Oh crap.
Whoa.
I didn't know the ship had cruise control leader is no more.
No more.
A new leader.
Yeah I'm the new beaver.
What did you first command new leader?
Oh I know what we can do.
Oh boy, here we go.
Okay now I'm a big star too dude that's not a star.
Shut up hair guys bro guys, do you really think this is a good idea, whoa.
Running on empty over here.
I know what you mean, I'm not feeling so hot.
Well I'm not gonna say I told you so but I told you so is everyone is everyone okay?
No, what did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
Oh no it's happening again.
Alright people battle stations.
I need you to be professional.
No sweat.
All the fat.
What?
Now?
I said no sweat boba fat.
Um is that a new catchphrase?
Maybe whatever happened to neato burrito.
That was aces totally over it.
That catch phrase was not catching on.
Dude, you got to give it a chance bear.
I think I've got something.
Alright let's get this catastrophe up on the big screen.
Dude, that's the wrong catastrophe.
Wait for it, horrible.
What the what is he in space?
It gets worse.
The radar's picking up a ufo.
Unintentional flaming orange, surrender your planet now or be destroyed later.
Dark cedar, come on, that was totally a neato burrito moment.
Catchphrase and look at these numbers but at this rate orange could turn time backwards.
Whoa it's just like superman the movie dude, I love that scene.
What what what just happened?
Chug chug chug chug same old same old hot sauce wants to party in your mouth, You gross But but where's Orange beats me.
I haven't seen him since forever so I says tyrannosaurus, you should meet my wife.
Earthlings.
It is I alien orange?
You're an alien.
Huh explains a lot.
I thoroughly enjoyed your earthling humor.
Huh?
Well Alien Orange today we're gonna be telling these earthlings how to go to space.
Oh this question is so fantastic.
It has my antenna all busted, my antennas all busted.
Thank goodness.
Now here are a couple of ways to get to space.
Option one, trained to become an astronaut and to do that.
Better practice your moonwalk.
No not that kind of moonwalk dude, this kind of moonwalk hey hey that is not what we're talking about here.
Moons are really out of this world.
Anyway here's option two for getting to space, Get really, really rich.
That's right.
What's your stacks of money?
You can simply climb them to outer space.
No no that's not what I mean.
Orange.
There are actually companies you can pay to take you to space in a rocket in the next few years, prepare.
You're forgetting a third option.
I am.
Yeah, option three.
Um Do you even know how to do that?
Oh yeah, I send G I joes into the stratosphere all the time with model rockets.
What just duct tape, a bunch of those together And voila, let's go to the hey orange.
Get off that rocket right now.
It's totally unsafe.
How do you expect to breathe once you're up in space?
I don't even think about that.
And how are you going to get back down to earth safely?
Oh boy.
Well, I really didn't think this through, did I?
You think, Man, if I had written this to space, you'd be reading my obituary?
Hardy Har har har I don't want to let this rocket go to waste.
Good luck.
Snake eyes!
This ride should be a real 321.
So quick question.
You just sent a toy up on a huge rocket.
A toy Who can't steer the rocket in any way so that rocket could turn, I don't know right back towards Earth at any moment.
I hadn't considered that, but that's correct.
Hey there for lovers.
I'm orange and this is the juice, the prettiest talk show in the entire galaxy.
Nice.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm juiced for today's episode when we got on tap pair, it's a question that's truly out of this world Orange.
If you had to bring three things into space, what would you bring?
I knew it was just a matter of space time before someone floated a question like that.
Get ready for a tall glass of answers.
Fruit lovers because I want to know what's the juice space?
Wait a minute.
But the question said, you can only bring three things sis is right.
Which friends would you take to space?
Marshy and who would you leave behind?
You have to pick The three big bags into space, dying.
It doesn't work that way.
Marshy.
Besides if marshmallow stuffed us into bags, there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.
We'd probably all just die.
Marcy is trying to Okay, that's enough.
Let's stop teasing marshy and get real for a second.
If I'm going to space the three things, I'm bringing our food, water and oxygen simple as that.
Why are you booing me?
It's a good answer.
It's a boring answer.
Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring, but I seriously, that answer was so boring.
I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.
Don't worry little Apple, maybe someday you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.
If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku Sudoku, you Betcha.
I mean it's bound to get boring in space.
Right?
So I bring Sudoku to keep myself entertained.
I mean that's a pretty terrible pick, but at least you have two other chances to make it right.
Great point pair.
Second thing I'd bring a pen, you know, to play Sudoku with smart, is it?
Maybe it should be a pencil, you know, in case you mess up.
No way little apple, I live dangerously.
Oh, snap.
What's the third item you'd bring Sis?
Well, a space suit might come in handy you think, But honestly, I'd probably just bring a hard surface to play Sudoku on Smart.
No, it isn't.
You know what?
I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.
I'm bringing Sudoku to space to let me get this straight.
So instead of bringing three things to your journey through space, you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing.
Hey, it's a short list, but that's how he rolls Tokyo.
What is happening.
Okay, okay, everyone allow me to get things back on track as usual.
First thing I bring to space, a can of beans.
Well, that's a surprisingly good choice Orange, I agree.
It's important to have food.
Oh, I'm not bringing it for food, I'm bringing it for propulsion, beans really do a number on me.
So I know that with enough beans, I'll be able to blast myself in any direction.
I please, item number two, of course is soda, I definitely bring soda to space.
Let me guess.
It's not because you'll get thirsty, silly pair.
It's because I'll get going too fast because of the beans.
This way I can burp myself to a stop.
This is insane, although it exhibits a weirdly keen understanding of jet propulsion.
And finally, I bring a stone chiseled plaque Commemorating what happened here today because we can never, ever forget that marshmallow tried to kill us all, nah, we're just kidding, marshy.
So what's the third thing you'd actually bring Orange?
Definitely.
Sudoku.
No, come on.