Mm mhm.

Mhm.

So cool.

Great.

What was there?

Oh man, I'm really craving ice cream all of a sudden?

Whoa, creepy dilapidated ice cream truck parked in front of my house in the dead of night.

It's like this was meant to be, hey, hey, I got my quarter now give me some ice cream before I turn into a popsicle.

Hello, anybody there?

I hear you in there.

Are you open?

Listen, do you understand how badly I need ice cream right now, dairy badly.

That's it.

I'm coming in.

Hmm.

Oh man, but here's the twist Bruce.

Willis character was actually dead the entire time.

The end, wow, I just finished an entire book.

I can't remember the last time I was able to do that.

I know right without orange around everyone's productivity is up Halloween.

I finished mine to naval officer.

Yeah, I finished my costume as well.

Also.

Great Bruce, is that really a costume or is that just a way to get women to kiss you.

Come on, give me a little more credit than that sis.

It's a way to get women to pay to kiss me.

Yeah.

Really need money that badly.

I took out student loans for an MFA in creative writing.

Does that answer your question?

Hey, what's your costume pair?

I actually don't have one yet.

Oh well Orange was gonna be top un and I was gonna go as his wingman juice and since he's not here you want in mirrored aviator sunglasses are the entire costume?

How easy is this?

Oh yeah, I'm in.

Is anyone else suddenly cold.

Quick huddle against me for warmth in your dreams, grapefruit worth a shot.

Well, that's strange.

Why would there be an ice cream truck in october?

Probably because it's being driven by the strangest person we know.

Come buy some ice cream friends don't be so cold.

I know it's autumn and all, but you gotta admit ice cream does sound pretty sweet.

Heck yeah it does.

Hey orange, what's the scoop?

Hello friends, Would you like some ice cream from my freezer friends then step inside and peruse the freezer friends?

That's kind of strange.

Don't you think?

I've never seen an ice cream truck that made you get into the truck too?

What was that?

Uh, what's going on?

Why are they wearing uniforms?

They are my newest employees here in my ice cream truck, peer scream.

You scream.

We both work for ice cream.

Hold up.

Are you telling me this ice cream truck is hiring grapefruit?

Do you really want to work here?

No pair.

I do not, what I really want is for someone to publish my unfocused maladroit short fiction and relieve me of my suffocating student loans.

But the new york ain't exactly knocking down my door at the moment.

You know what I mean?

So let's do this Zadie needs a paycheck.

Yeah, I tried to warn him, warn him never call him that again.

Okay, welcome grapefruit.

You are hired.

Thank you by the way.

What does this job pay exactly.

You pay us your soul.

Um, Okay.

Is there a four oh one K.

Or you?

Can I get some ice cream already?

Of course.

Just come into the ice cream truck.

Little apple into the truck.

The truck come into the truck.

Little apple, little apple.

Do not get into that truck.

Yes.

Why ever not peer well.

For one thing they could just serve you the ice cream through the side window and for another the steps too high for you.

Okay?

He's right.

Two ice cream sandwiches through the window please.

Certainly it is not a tall order.

Nice work little Apple.

You managed to get a treat without becoming some kind of weird zombie slave.

We are not slaves.

Pierre, we wish to be here, whatever you say.

Dude, it is true employee morale is high ice cream.

You scream little apple look out.

Little apple pair.

What?

What happened to you?

Nothing pair.

Also, please call me little ice cream sandwich from now.

Odd pair join us in the ice cream truck, peer.

There's plenty of room here.

Are you kidding?

There's no way I'm going anywhere near your truck until you tell me what's going on.

What's going on?

Yes, tell me right now and be straight with me very well.

Pierre.

I'll explain everything and I won't.

Sugar cone it.

Just kidding.

That's it.

I'm not getting anything from your truck.

That is fine.

We will be on our way.

Pierre.

Hey, it's an ice cream truck.

I have my money.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, stop.

Okay, I'll go in the truck.

Okay?

You will, Pierre.

Yeah, I will.

Just don't possess those kids.

Okay?

Take me instead.

We are overjoyed Pierre.

Please enter Pierre.

Well, I guess there's nothing to do but head into the danger zone.

Okay, so where should I go?

What you desire is in the freezer, Pierre.

Here goes nothing.

Hello?

It's me pair.

I'm here too.

Yeah.

Here's sunglasses there.

Mirror.

Master jump scared his own reflection.

What?

What's happening?

What happened?

This is gonna sound bananas, but I have a splitting headache.

Yeah.

My head actually hurts pretty bad too.

Um Maybe we should move this inside pairs, right?

It's beginning to Sprinkle.

Me too marshy.

Me too.

Happy ending.

What are you talking about?

This won't come off my head.

What's the use?

They're gone.