What?

I don't know, I just wanted to see a poodle doodle.

Oh my gosh.

Anyway, welcome fruit Lovers.

I'm pear and I'm pairs best friend and no, he's really not today.

We're doing the obey the cards challenge.

Don't worry about a thing pair, everything's gonna be obey.

I know it is orange because the only reason I'm doing this episode is because we both signed a legally binding contract that says you can't detonate any TNT today.

No TNT.

Well that blows actually.

It doesn't ready to play.

You bet your butt.

Okay, here's the first rule.

If orange does something that isn't funny detonate all the TNT, nope, toss the card per the contract.

No TNT related cards allowed pair.

Don't worry, there's no way the TNT will explode.

Everything I say is absolutely hilarious if you say so and I do say so, get it.

So oh man, that stack of TNT is super duper safe today.

I'm on a roll.

If saying quote unquote funny things.

All episode is what you need to do to adhere to our contract.

So be it.

Okay, let's see here.

The next rule is every time pair does something boring, he has to pet oranges.

Pet dog, wait, I didn't know you had a dog.

And do you even hear yourself?

I didn't know you had a dog.

Oh my gosh, so boring.

Okay, go ahead and pet him now, preferably on the top of the head.

Dude, this is the first time you've ever shown me this dog.

What you're talking about?

I've had this dog since.

Forever.

Get it for.

Yes.

Very amusing.

Heck yeah it is, Sorry.

TNT.

You've got a boring day ahead of you or as pair calls it a normal day.

Okay.

Now if this is your dog, what's his name?

His name?

Yes.

Oh his name is a real dog.

Your dog's name is real dog, huh?

Yeah, because he's definitely a real dog.

So yeah, just go ahead and pet him on the head please.

Orange, Your real dog just lost an eyeball.

Oh yeah, that always happens.

I mean, I mean, oh no that's awful and unprecedented because he's a real dog with real eyeballs.

Poor doggy.

I bet you'd really, really like to be petted on the head after that terrible, terrible orange stop.

I know he's fake.

Oh my goodness.

How did that get inside my real dog, huh?

Yeah, it's a real mystery.

Anyway, nice try and tricking me into detonating the TNT instead of you, but it won't work.

I've obeyed the card and I patted your dog's head.

Okay, fine.

I'll admit it.

That little dog son of mine was pretty rough.

Okay.

Time to pull another card.

Not so fast.

I want to take a closer look at this deck, a closer look, but why would you want to do such a thing.

I didn't stack the deck.

That would be a cardinal sin.

Get it card hilarious joke Orange, Thank you.

Orange.

Count it Just as I suspected.

They're all about TNT.

Did did you just say the actual word gasp out loud instead of gasping.

Oh right.

Um I was just you know, so surprised that I momentarily forgot how to gasp.

Dude, all these cards are in violation of our contract.

Every time parent hails light a stick of TNT.

I'd appreciate it if you left that card in, but I won't hold my breath every time Orange farts paris to put a stick of TNT in the oven, admit it.

That one would have been a gas.

Okay finally here's one that isn't TNT related whatsoever.

If orange even so much as mentions TNT pair can leave seriously, I can't mention TNT at all.

And you just mentioned it.

Thanks Orange, I'll be leaving now in one unexploded piece I might add.

Huh?

Orange, What's happening?

Is that us?

Oh no.

Oh yes, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

Oh wait no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no you okay pair?

No, I'm not okay.

After all the steps I took to make sure there'd be no TNT explosions this episode.

You tricked me into setting up a rube Goldberg machine.

That's obviously going to do exactly that.

How can I relax because this rube Goldberg machine doesn't explode.

TNT.

Are you sure you promise.

I'm positive.

I promise so calm down.

Ok, go on.

Get some air.

Good idea.

Maybe I will.

I'm not sure you really have a choice about that, huh?

They're all right.

That's not funny.

You know what?

He's right?

It wasn't funny.

I said something that wasn't funny.

Oh, well, I guess there's a first time for everything.

I guess.

I have no choice but to obey the card.

No.