What's this Dear squid word.

Thanks for all your help.

You've been a real good boy this year.

Warm regards santa, claus, merry christmas.

Okay.

Who?

Oh oh spongebob.

I should have known you'd have something to do with this Santy claus.

Well santa you know the saying where spongebob goes?

I know trouble follows I was gonna say laughter follows.

Mr Klaus.

What are you doing on the dark side?

The dark side of the moon is the only place dark enough for me to get any sleep.

I was sleeping like a baby visions of sugar plums.

Then this bad boy goes and bangs into my sleigh and wakes me up.

Well I guess I'm getting nothing for christmas again.

Okay hey we're beer bros.

Oh harry fish mus it's july just take the letter.

I don't like it.

Either budgets or onions.

I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own eye.

The bearded weirdo in the flesh.

What would you like for christmas pipe down Children?

Oh what the sponge bob square pants.

High santa.

Did you know that?

I'm your biggest fan That's very sweet of you santa but actually Patchy the pirate is my biggest fan.

Hi spongebob and patrick, it's me.

Patchy the pirate.

Mhm.

Huh.

Hello who's there?

Hello ho ho ho ho ho ho hello Yes who's there?

Hello.

Show yourself.

Hello who is it?

Here you dunce I mean a merry christmas little boy.

Could it be?

Yes it is I santa claus ho ho ho hey you're head.

Hey take it easy spongebob Spongebob?

Spongebob don't do that again.

I knew you'd make it santa.

Hey santa, where's your big round belly?

Well uh that is a result of undersea pressure on my body.

Where's your reindeer and your flying machine?

I loaned them to the easter bunny And what about that knows, I knew you were supposed to have a big one but that thing's gigantic.

Alright, I'm santa santa.

This is the greatest gift you could have given me.

Thank you for bringing christmas to bikini bottom.

I didn't bring christmas to bikini bottom.

Spongebob.

You did I merry christmas, spongebob merry christmas to you?

I'm glad that's over.

Do you have a present for me?

Santa?

Uh well uh see I'm not, I'm not really go ahead santa claus.

See he is real.

He made my christmas wish come true, he won't let you down.

Right, just a second.

Okay quickly let's see what little girls like a book of matches or a shaving kit.

A copy of my birth certificate.

There's got to be something around here.

Think think think perfect.

Here you go little girl ho ho ho thanks santa.

That almost felt good.

Hey santa, where's my present?

Main?

And what about me?

Ah let's see what santa has for all you good people and bad santa gifts for people.

A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

Thank you santa.

This is just what I wanted a new hairstyle.

Thanks santa, here you go.

Patrick, whoa, a wristwatch.

Thank you santa.

Uh everyone nestled all snug.

We're all snug santa.

But why is spongebob with you?

Yeah, why am I riding with you and not that?

It isn't a pleasure.

I want you close to me so I can keep an eye on you.

You are a menace.

Okay first I'll push Sandy's rocket ship out of harm's way.

Spongebob.

Hand me that Jack in the box.

Jack in the box.

Oh, let me try be careful.

Don't over white, but it's got to be strong enough to move the moon.

You broke it and it was my last one.

Wait, I think I can hear the last note struggling to get out.

Come on Jack, you can do it.

I believe in you.

Oh, what happened?

Okay, sorry, it was my dad.

Oh, excuse me.

Sorry.

Oh, oh ho ho backwards santa.

Do you have any water shooters in your bag?

Yes, the whole sack is full about.

All right, sanna squirt me.

Oh, I get it.

Keep them coming, Tana.

What the ho ho ho is going on here.

I was kicking back with the missus in the caribbean when my silent alarm went off.

Hi sam, Spongebob.

I should have known you're a menace.

All I wanted to do was leave you this present that you didn't get last Christmas?

days late.

Sorry, a present is never too late.

How sweet.

Not even the elves or reindeer.

Get me presents.

Huh?

Thank you.

Spongebob should I open it now, It's one of a kind the crabby patty secret formula he's giving it to santa, claus.

Forget the list.

The formulas right here.

I can have it now.

Ah uh you're being naughty santa.

I was born to be naughty.

Huh?

Um Yeah, you can have this back.

My bad, I mean good, my good, being nice.

Not naughty.

Well read it out loud.

That's okay, go on, read it matt.

Dear santa.

There isn't a present big enough to express how much joy you've brought to all the Children and sea creatures of the world.

So this is just a simple thank you note.

Thank you signed with love your pal, spongebob.

Ah you got a typo here.

Oh how touchy, this is beautiful.

Thank you.

Spongebob.

I wouldn't have made it here without the help of plankton.

He's really not that naughty and of course my best friend Patrick Patrick to me, santa should be here any minute.

You ain't kidding.

Here he comes now.

Thank you santa.

You made it.

Whoa!

Cool your jets there son.

I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad tidings.

Oh no.

Oh yes, it seems you're all on my naughty list this year.

Naughty list.

No, buts about it.

You've all been a bunch of jerks, but nothing call for everyone except plankton.

I'm just as surprised as you.

But compared to the rest of you.

He's been a saint you go Sheldon.

I believe this is what you asked for the secret formula.

How did you get that?

I have my ways.

Um, dad, get out of my pocket, You foul gamblin?

You've got it all wrong.

On the contrary, Spongebob, you're the worst of all.

There you go.

Right now we can have it.

Uh, I am ready to destroy christmas, destroy santa.

Who wants santa?

You gotta get through me.

Okay, dokey.

Oh my, is that all you got?

I'm out of here.

Um, you do realize this counts as naughty.

You put that jolly elf down, you big tin in papa hot from the oven.

Both of luck, hurry up.

Data hop on.

Thanks again for saving my keister.

It was nothing.

You're clearly a very good lad.

Unlike the owner of that wind up Monstrosity.

What have you got there?

If found?

Please return to the chum bucket, Langton.

Uh, hand it over Sheldon.

Don't make it any worse.

Got it.

Okay boys, let's give plankton what he deserves so long kitties.

Hey, has anyone seen Patrick?

Gotcha santa's workshop?

I'm here santa.

I'm here.

I'm not going in there santa.

There's only one thing I want for christmas and it's to meet me.

Hero.

Sponge, bob square pants.

Yeah, I think stealing a mail truck definitely counts as naughty, wouldn't you say potty, I sure would santa.