Yeah.

Hey, that's my time, y'all have been great Now put your non existent hands together for our next comic and a good friend of mine, novelty coffee mug.

Hey thank you, thank you.

Great to be here.

Thanks a lot.

So what is the deal with their a little bit early on the rim shot there.

Orange didn't quite make it to my punchline.

Oh sorry, I thought it was funny.

What you thought the set up to my joke was funny.

Yeah, this guy's hilarious.

I appreciate that.

But let's wait for me to finish the joke.

Alrighty.

Was that a joke?

No, so I shouldn't do a rim shot right now.

No, I got it dude, I said no, no, you should not do a rim shot.

Oh, I thought you meant no, you should do a rim shot.

No worries though, you're doing great, keep going, I'll do better Anyway.

Like I was saying, what's the deal with this weather we're having?

Right, I've been so cloudy and rainy, it's making this espresso depressed, so sad.

Sad.

Coffee orange now would be a good time for that rim shot and when we discussed earlier, but I didn't think it was funny.

I don't care if you you're kind of ruining my set here orange all part of the act folks.

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed boy is my mug red orange.

That wasn't even funny.

Really because the audience seemed to think so.

Oh, is that?

So if you think this is so easy, why don't you give it a try?

Okay.

Mhm Yeah.

Oh man, this stand up comedy stuff is easy.

Stop laughing at him.

This is funny.

Really?

Then why are you cracking up?

Uh It looks like it's going to be permanent.

They're gonna leave a scar.

Hey, that's okay.

I like it.

Besides now that you have a lightning bolt shaped crack on your forehead, you can call yourself hairy pottery.

Just kidding.

Just kidding.

You're not hairy pottery.

You're definitely a mug hole.

Oh, hardy ha ha.

All right.

All right, now give me back the microphone.

Hey, hey, harry pottery.

Who's your favorite professor?

Is it McGonigal?

That is it?

I'm taking the microphone back and we're getting the show back on the rails.

Expelliarmus.

Did you quit it?

You want me to quit it?

Ah That joke was even dumber than the one before.

That joke was double door.

Why are you laughing at this?

It's not even funny.

Been trying to get laughter like this my entire life and all he has to do is fart into a microphone, into some harry potter pads.

Yeah, whoa, wow.

Well, I guess he won't be winning house cup this year.

Am I right.