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  • howdy fruit lovers howdy howdy howdy, howdy doody!

  • Oh my gosh!

  • How do we even think this stuff up?

  • It must be in our gene.

  • Would you start the episode already?

  • Okay, okay geez, no need to get your pants in a twist pair.

  • Alright, fruity toots today, sis and I are doing the making my sister ugly challenge.

  • Shouldn't be much of a challenge.

  • I can do it all by myself without any help.

  • Yeah.

  • Excuse me if I could interject there sis, you have failed at what?

  • And making yourself ugly?

  • Nothing you just did even came remotely close to ugly.

  • I mean come on.

  • On the contrary, you are exceedingly beautiful.

  • On an unrelated note.

  • Will you be my girlfriend?

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on right there, grapefruit.

  • Not ugly.

  • Did you even see the second face?

  • She made sis do that face again.

  • I mean come on.

  • Yeah come on, grapefruit, that was super ugly.

  • I found it breathtakingly gorgeous.

  • You know?

  • In fact I was inspired to write a sonnet about it just now.

  • May I read it to you?

  • I don't know you've already written me so many.

  • Did you rhyme the word sis with bliss in this one?

  • To multiple times.

  • Yeah, I think I'll pass as you wish my queen.

  • Oh sis.

  • I just thought of something.

  • No you didn't hurt yourself, did you?

  • But seriously we should have grapefruit, be the judge.

  • Making you ugly in his eyes would be the ultimate challenge.

  • Oh me.

  • Likey Plus once he sees me as ugly maybe he'll leave me alone.

  • Okay grapefruit.

  • You're gonna be the judge.

  • You mean it?

  • two minutes on the clock now.

  • Time to make my there was a leader of soda.

  • Oh well I was gonna say make my sister ugly.

  • Oh well I was kind of thirsty.

  • So okay, let's start with wardrobe.

  • Oh, lime green clashes with my orange skin.

  • Try that.

  • What do you think, grapefruit?

  • Sorry, still beautiful dang it.

  • More lime green clothing.

  • Orange.

  • This scarf isn't enough.

  • Now you look like a ninja with sexy eyes.

  • Quick cover my eyes.

  • Now you look like a character from among us.

  • The sexiest character from among this.

  • I might add, this isn't working.

  • Forget the wardrobe.

  • Try makeup.

  • Good call.

  • I'm gonna try and make your face asymmetrical.

  • Great idea.

  • Give me a sleepy eye or something.

  • You call a sleepy.

  • I I call it a bedroom.

  • I yeah.

  • Oh my God, I think I'm gonna puke.

  • I really like that you on.

  • You reminds me of my mom's skin tone.

  • Holy fruit batman orange.

  • This isn't working.

  • Then.

  • This calls for the big guns.

  • Okay, surely these warts are ugly.

  • You see warts all I see your love bumps and don't call me Shirley.

  • Just kidding.

  • You can call me anything you desire my queen.

  • We're gonna need some more prosthetics.

  • Orange and fast this car do anything for your grapefruit.

  • I love a woman who stuff are these ears ugly?

  • I love a woman who listens orange a mustache.

  • Do a mustache in my book, closer to Bart Reynolds is closer to God.

  • Orange, you gotta do something.

  • Do anything.

  • Do everything.

  • I'm trying.

  • I'm trying.

  • Time.

  • Orange step away from the hottie.

  • You think I'm pretty after all of this?

  • I do.

  • And so I shall ask you again, sis, will you be my girlfriend?

  • Oh man, I don't know.

  • Orange.

  • Maybe I've been wrong about grapefruit.

  • Should I give him a chance?

  • Hmm.

  • Let me try one more thing here, Take all this stuff off grapefruit.

  • Can you judge one more challenge for us?

  • The making my sister more beautiful challenge.

  • Good luck making sis more beautiful than she already is.

  • But I'm happy to judge.

  • Okay, here it goes.

  • What?

  • What's going on over there?

  • Almost done.

  • Oh my fruit.

  • Oh my God, Orange.

  • I totally underestimated your talents over here.

  • I can't quite put my non existent finger on what it is, but you've done it.

  • Whatever subtle changes you made to sisters features have indeed made her more beautiful than I have ever seen her.

  • Dude.

  • Are you serious?

  • Right now, deadly serious, sis?

  • I can honestly say that you are in this moment, the most beautiful person I have ever seen in all my life.

  • Will you be my girlfriend?

  • No, no, I will not be your girlfriend.

  • You creep.

  • But now I go on, I'll let somebody without you.

  • This should help you cope.

  • A picture of my beloved.

  • Thank you, sis.

  • This will help me.

  • It's a mirror.

  • You weirdo.

  • Sorry, It didn't work out with my sister grapefruit, but that's no reason to cry.

  • No, I'm not crying cause it hurts orange.

  • You're not.

  • Then why are you crying?

  • I just never realized how amazing I look.

  • Oh my gosh!

howdy fruit lovers howdy howdy howdy, howdy doody!

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