I was getting worried this place had no bathroom whatsoever.

Could this be any creepier?

I'd almost rather p my peel.

Alright alright here goes nothing.

What the heck No yo dave, where'd you go?

Whoops my bad I'll give you some privacy bro, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer on the wall for the last time you're supposed to subtract a bottle each verse.

Otherwise the song never ends.

Oh that gives me a great idea.

This is the song that does and yes it goes on and on my and I love this cabin.

It's so cute.

Yeah quiet.

The air smells so fresh.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

God Orange.

Word of the Wise.

Next time you book us an Airbnb that's 20 miles away from the nearest town.

Make sure it's also 20 miles away from those two.

Oh hey can I have a bunion?

Sorry bro.

All gone.

Oh hey this is nice and so spacious and it doesn't seem that way just because I'm small.

Okay, easy bro.

No one was thinking it.

Yeah not even a little.

Ah All right you guys listen up we're here for a whole week.

That's seven days of rest, relaxation, hiking, birdwatching, pantsless karaoke, campfires, pantsless cheerleading fishing pantsless fishing orange, knock it off.

What can I help it?

If everything is more awesome without pants you don't even wear pants in the first place and that's why everything I do is awesome.

Yeah.

Note.

what does it say?

I'm having trouble reading it because the handwriting is messy cursive.

Not because I am illiterate.

Okay here let me give it a shot.

Welcome.

You must be thirsty from your travels so please enjoy the complimentary drinks.

I have left you in the kitchen have as many as you like their free sincerely O.

H.

O.

H.

What does H stand for?

I wonder it probably stands for.

Oh heck yeah check it out.

Holy smokes is that fridge filled with limoncello Lacroix?

And it's not just the fridge.

The cupboards are filled with him two same with the closet.

Even this load bearing was made out of like toys guys.

You know what this means?

Right?

Time to get like crazy y'all.

Yeah.

Sweet.

Okay, where's the restroom?

Anyone know where it is?

I've searched high and low emphasis on low orange now is not the time I've consumed 80 metric tons of limoncello Lacroix and I'm going to explode if I don't find a bathroom.

Um I don't think there is a bathroom.

Dude, what?

That's impossible.

I think if anyone has to go to the bathroom they're gonna have to use the outhouse bro.

Why did you say it like that?

Like what?

Well you know all dramatic like and what not?

What do you mean?

I'm just saying that if you have to go you have to use the outhouse.

See you just did it again right there.

Yeah grapefruits.

Right?

You're saying it really weird.

No I'm not.

Yes you are.

You're saying it all like scary like the outhouse pair.

See it like this?

I am saying it like that.

The outhouse really?

Are you serious right now?

Oh my God whatever.

I don't care how creepy the outhouses Now.

Come on, hurry up out there.

I Gotta go to me three.

Hey guys I'm not getting cell service.

Yeah that's one of the reasons we chose this place out here.

No one can hear you scream just like they can't hear you part.

How was the outhouse?

Well if you like being creeped out while you pee.

You're in luck.

But seriously though I decided to get back in here ASAP because the only thing worse than a party pooper is a party pooper.

Yeah, good one Little Apple.

Say would anyone like me to show them the outhouse?

I consider it my duty to show you dude.

Does something seem off about little Apple.

Yeah.

Has he always been this into toilet humor.

Hey did you guys hear the one about the dog?

They found in a bathroom?

It was a pool doll.

Little Apple.

Are you feeling okay?

I suppose I do feel a bit wiped.

Yeah I think we better check this out.

A little Apple.

I think we will take you up on that outhouse tour.

Oh nice.

Well in that case let's roll.

Yeah.

Here it is.

It's a real dump, isn't it?

Little apple.

Shut up.

Okay, so I guess someone needs to go inside.

I'll do it.

Look, I know we all need to use the bathroom, but let's be smart about it enough.

Blathering time for bladder ring way.

Well that seems very typical.

I've never used an outhouse before so I guess.

I really don't know.

Don't do it.

Orange.

Are you okay?

How are you feeling kind of pooped to be honest.

Do I look flushed?

Well that tells us nothing.

Orange would have made that joke even if he wasn't possessed.

Yeah, sending orange in was a mistake.

I guess now we need to send someone else in.

Not it, not it.

I'll do it.

I now know what I must do.

I've been ingesting funyuns and lightly flavored carbonated beverages all day long.

Perhaps no one has ever been as prepared to destroy a toilet as I am right now in this very moment.

My stay back.

Everyone don't have to tell me twice if I don't come back now.

I know that I love you all, especially you sis and I like you like a platonic friend kind of Alright outhouse, let's do this grapefruit.

Are you okay?

You did it grapefruit, You saved the day.

Does that mean you'll date me after.

Watching you literally destroy an outhouse with a bowel movement bro.

I speak for women everywhere.

When I say I will never see you that way.

Oh ever.

Okay.

Like never ever.

Okay, I got it, guys.

My head feels funny.

Glad to have you back.

Little Apple.

Yeah.

You had us a wee bit scared there.

Wait A.

2nd Orange was that party now?

It was a reference to Little Apple's diminutive stature.

Oh, well in that case hilarious, yep.

No more crying for me tonight.

Yeah, I'm sticking with water.

Hey, wait a second.

This cabin doesn't have a faucet.

Wait, you mean it has no running water whatsoever?

Huh?

It didn't mention that in the Airbnb posting.

Oh, well.

Oh, well indeed.