Welcome to the juice, the show whose christmas decorations are straight fire.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm trying to talk here, keep it down.

Would you?

We have a festive prompt to match the decor to today.

Jackie wants to know, what are you asking santa for this year?

I was hoping for a question like that.

Okay.

I want to know your thoughts, Let them flow, let them flow, let them flow.

What's the juice boring?

Yeah, it is marshy.

Come on.

Did anybody ask for, you know, actual things?

As a matter of fact I did.

I asked for annoying orange slushies.

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That's right.

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Um, okay.

Does anyone else want to go?

Oh my God, I can actually feel the audience retention dropping right now.

Anyone besides Marcy, I'll go, oh man, I asked santa for so many things this year.

A Nintendo switch, a new backpack, a squish mellow.

A squish mellow.

I was recently mistaken for a squish mellow and he got squished, wow, nice going little apple.

What did I do?

I just ask for toys like a lego set in hot wheels.

Now you've done it.

Done what exactly?

My third cousin plus marshmallows are shaped like wheels.

Let's move along to passion possum actually, I already got my gift from santa this year, wow.

Really, yep.

So I went ahead and hung it.

Why?

Why are you doing that with your eyes?

Um are you okay?

Orange?

That's mistletoe.

Whoa, I can't believe I missed that.

But you know what, I'll be sure not to miss these deals on the complete set of annoying orange slushies.

So realistic.

You'll think your favorite anthropomorphic produces living in your kitchen as soft as they are collectible.

These orange.

Yeah, you seem to have disappeared in some kind of advertisement again.

Whoa, thanks.

I'll take that under advisement, get it add.

Well no one's gonna ask me, I'll go ahead and just say this christmas I asked for coal, coal, coal coal, what did I just say bro?

See here's the thing, I got coal for christmas last year, year before that coal before that a paperweight.

Oh that's actually kind of nice.

The paperweight was made of cold passion.

I can see the writing on the wall.

I have been a bad boy this year.

I can't help it.

I'm just a bad boy at heart, you know what I mean?

So this year I'm gonna trick santa claus with reverse psychology.

You think reverse psychology will actually work?

Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.

No way it'll actually work.

Hey, not so fast.

I bet it'll work just fine.

It oh my gosh you just use reverse psychology on me.

That's right.

So now that santa thinks I actually want coal for christmas, maybe you'll bring me what I actually want, which is a girlfriend on behalf of ladies everywhere.

This is your chance.

Passion just shot grapefruit down.

She's smiling at you and she's still underneath the mistletoe.

Do you understand what this means?

I actually do.

It means passions in danger.

Passion look out.

Huh?

Lawrence you saved me.

Yeah, yeah, I guess I did and don't look now, but we're underneath another missile toe.

So are we supposed to kiss now or no, I mean it mistletoe.